basic dni criteria, you're dumb as fuck, you're a dumb pjsk fan, you like bandori, you play genshin, youlike honkai impact (FUCK YOU GO KYS), 13- or 24+, you only play enstars on eng, you watch the enstars anime only, too sensitive, cant handle nsfw or g0r3, you listen to that one song named shinunoga ewa idk that fucking song IT'S ANNOYING, you unironically like "dandelions" by ruthb oh my god THAT SONG IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING, you stan any other group than tomorrow x together (bts, itzy, ateez, skz, the boyz, p1harmony, red velvet, twice, gwsn, stayc, winner, iz*one, girls generation, monsta x, blackpink, exo, nct127 or nct dream IDFK THEY BOTH SUCK, seventeen, nmixx, bigbang, (g)i-dle, got7, enhypen, shinee, i.o.i, got7, treasure, le sserafim. ikon, loona, day6, gfriend, aespa, 2ne1, super junior, etc.), you call hwang hyunjin the 4th gen it boy (can you shut up already), you anti txt or i get anti vibes from you, you dont bias yeonjun, you hate yeonjun & beomgyu for whatsoever reason i do not care, you ot4/3/2/1 txt, you're a delulu txt fan, you're a delulu txt shipper (i see you romantic yeonbin, taegyu, sookai, soogyu, yeongyu shippers oh my god do you not realize theyre real ass people), you're malaysian, filipino, indonesian, australian, or korean-american like can u shut up, u hv something against my two assholes (aka hajime AND malice!!), pro/comshippers, u dont know how to speak your native language, you genuinely like black forest gateau (BLACK FOREST CAKE. IT TASTES LIKE SHIT OH MY GOD), you constantly use tone tags like ok bitch shut up ik u joking, you eat ice (hows your teeth doing bro), you think my dni is irrelevant (fyi, all these DO matter to me you dickhead!!), you use "top" and "bottom" when you're a fucking 14 yr old like can you SHUT UP, you're out of college but you dont have a job and all u do is go online and say chronically online shit, you have NEVER streamed any txt song, you're a txt fan but you say "im a txt fan but txt did bad this comeback" CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY NO ONE CARES, you like "dice" by nmixx, you bias felix, bang chan, jeongin, hyunjin (THEYRE ALL OVERRATED.), you think i'm bait JUST BECAUSE i have a LOOOOOOONG dni list and you cant accept the fact that there's way different people in yalls useless society. i am literally insane and everyone WILL know that by now, you fake being a system like what?? can u stop faking mental disorders lmao, endogenic/trial systems, you do NOT eat your vegetables, you ship akitoya, ruikasa, akikasa, toyakasa, akirui, ruitoya, etc OH MY GOD THE BOYS IN PJSK R SOOOOOOOOO UGLY. or if u ship any pjsk ship and ur excuse is always "THEY HAVE ROMANTIC CODED INTERACTIONS", your name is jean, vanitas, sevi, sara, sirius or vanar (i hate you guys for calling me out on ponytown go kys), you listen to sped up songs, you think you like metal rock more than me, you're a fucking emo (go get help), you think i should get therapy (ok maybe i should srry) you keep on spamming come on baby america like can you stop, you support trump, you like that one ABCEDFU song, u listen to charlie puth or ed sheeran, you make ed sheeran jokes on akito shinonome or childe (you are NOT funny.), you ship zhongchi, you're a zhongchi enthusiast, you write fanfics about zhongchi, you absolutely would die for zhongchi to be canon (by the way, hoyoverse will NEVER make them canon), you unironically like ariana grande, you have spotify premium, you listen to mukbangs (what a fucking loser), you unironically enjoy asmr videos, you enjoy those roblox texting stories w slime in the background, you're obsessed with instant noodles, you're chronically online on twitter, you're a pjsk tiktoker, you say L, BOZO, RATIO, COUNTER RATIO or anything related to that shit, you dont bias huening kai, you play adopt me, you're in the doors official discord, you're in shtwt, edtwt or anything related to that gross shit, you unironicallly make romantic ffs of kpop idols (i do not care which idols. it's still disgusting), you make those cringey txt povs on tiktok (can you shut up beomgyu wouldnt be an abusive boyfriend who do you think he is), you enjoy stray kids's songs, you cant grammar, you hate horror games/movies OR anything related to horror, you think taehyun, soobin, yeonjun, beomgyu or huening kai would absolutely date you (thats the same as a delulu stan but yk what this is dni-worthy), you think cyberbullying people who r absolutely insane online arent funny, u play minecraft and watch minecraft videos, ur a christian, u film tiktoks in school, u like rainy weather, u like problematic enstars characters like rei and eichi, u hate snowy weathers, u like chicken soup, youre sus, you make unfunny among us jokes like sussy baka, you're famous on youtube, you're lacktoast eentolderance, you bias KIM SEOKJIN OR KIM TAEHYUNG FROM BTS, u think kys jokes arent funny, you think you love mayoi ayase more than me, you're shu itsuski, u use the term "husbando" or "waifu" unironically, you ship makima x denji or aki x himeno go kys, youre a double of me, you dont know how to doxx ffs, you dont scam people on adopt me (its funny though), your name is ESTHER WTF, you like omori, you like stranger things (please PLEAAAAAAAAAASE shut up), you like that one webtoon with that ugly bitch named kim dokja, u listen to nsfw asmr audios UNIRONICALLY, ur a fucking PUSSY, your name has a k, a, m, e or r in it like please shut SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP. actually no dni if ur name is kameer like what the fuck, ur a discord mod, ur a discord ekitten, you beg for nitro unironically and shamelessly, u play ponytown while having a "tt/td" shut up, you use the term "delusional attachment" or "neurodivergent attachment", you think the term "irl" is for those w psychosis only, misuse aave, you say slurs you cant reclaim, mspec lesbians (bi or pan lesbians), turigirl or lesboy, you're catgender or shi, you only like mlm/wlw ships and u absolutely hate straight ships for no exact reason at ALL, you dont know how to bake or you hate baking, you're hella immature up to the fact people had to drop you because of that shit, you're irritating, you're too hyper or annoying just go away already, you're anti-recovery, you encourage delusions, you say you have a d/a everywhere and make it ur whole personality, you're too mean for others to handle, u stalk people, ur rinneP and ur fucking proud of it, u make fun of enstars music, u say u hate country to be different ur not different ur just basic, u play roblox religiously, u like yaoi and ur a female, u like yuri and ur a boy, cishets, superstraights, u dont say goodnight or goodmorning back, u hate cats or dogs, u hate parrots, u hate any type of birds, u have peanut allergy, u have seafood allergy, u have egg and chicken allergy like just eat it oh my god what is so hard about that, u use goodmorning gifs with those goofy sparkles and sunset in the background unironicaly like a facebook mom, u use minion memes, u used musically before tiktok, you're a creep, you constantly say "noob" or "U NOOB", you have a BRIIIIIIIIITISH ACCENT LIKE PLEASE SHUT UP YOU BRI'ISH ASS, you like badminton, you have a raspy ass voice, you have a husky voice, you dont go outside, you have a cat, you like purple, you like case 143 by stray kids like thats so annoying tf!, you dont have pronouns anywhere on your profile or rentry, you listen to ateez, you think u like akito, toya, rui, tsukasa, saki, honami, ichika, shiho, kohane, an, mizuki, kanade, mafuyu, ena, shizuku, airi, haruka, minori, emu & nene more than me, you think you like rei, eichi, mayoi, niki, kohaku, niki, rinne more than me, YOU SUPPORT VOX AKUMA, IKE EVELAND, MYSTA RIAS, SHU YAMINO AND LUCA KANESHIRO, you love reze, aki, makima or power, you think you like chainsaw man more than me, you like paradox live, you failed your exams, you're a childe superfan, you dont know how to differentiate platonic feelings and romantic feelings, you cant take affection, you literally cant show affection (like who ru), you cant express emotions properly, you say SUS SUUSUS SUS USSSUSUSUSUSUS SUSUS almost constantly, you're the impostor almost everytime you play among us, you unironically enjoy h3nt41 or real life p0^rn, you mischaracterize fictional characters or real life people in the most cringiest way (I'M LOOKING AT YOU POV CONTENT CREATORS WHO GO "txt as your boyfriend/you're in a toxic relationship with txt/txt as your boyfriends: they get jealous/youre late to a date with txt and then proceeds to make one of them slam u onto something in a public restaurant like "yeonjun slams you onto the wall and says babygirl why are you late didnt you remember we had a date today pookie"), you actually enjoy smut fanfics of zhongchi like girl pls stop, you think you like fu hua more than me, you hate my friends for absolutely no reason at all and proceed to harrass them, you're banned from playing enstars, honkai, pjsk, roblox or any game i like LOL LOSER, you type slow, you dont make typos, you like chocolate or sweet noodles, cotton candy noodles etc, YOU BIAS JAY FROM ENHYPEN LIKE PLS SHUT UP ALREADY X1000, you laugh at the most shittiest things, youre edgy as FUCK like what!, you play fortnite, you play valorant with your e discord kitten, your name is chris, emily, jason, jake, sarah, or the most whitest names in HIIIIIIIISTORY, YOU HATE ON CISHETS FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON AT ALL GET HELP, you dont go to therapy even though you're like the most mentally ill bitch everyone knows, you're not first class in your school + more if i can think of anything i HATE!!

THIS IS SATIRE, i have no real dni

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Pub: 20 Sep 2024 06:22 UTC
Edit: 20 Sep 2024 06:41 UTC
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