You look outside and see an army of dogs standing on a raft twice the size of yours.
One of them gets on a podium and starts screaming:
"WE ARE THE CANIS DISTRICT! WE HAVE COME TO FREE OUR FELLOW CANINES FROM THEIR SLAVEREY. THE OWNERS OF THESE DOGS WILL BE DELT WITH."
The dogs start to advance onto Ireraft. You hear a banging on your door.