Special Detection Proceedures.
Created by Dr. Sieus & Dr. Guerrman, the IGAA is a Group of Interest created to help the S.C.P Foundation localize the anomalies more easily. We at the IGAA gather multiple evidence of anomalous and nonhuman behavior, such abnormal body proportions, unconventional points, inhuman patterns, and other unusual factors. Beings that have been carefully observed by our team that are possibly anomalous will have their behavior sent through letters to the foundation's higher ups.
Our main mission is to answer the question specified in our name: Is God an anomaly?. We are currently unable to answer this, as our mere corporeal realm forms won't be able to ask the man Himself for the answers. However, we have done our own research with any available resources and God's closest beings, whom are considered anomalies by our team. Thankfully, such are not aggressive.
We here hold the belief that anomalies should be examined carefully to discover what makes an anomaly an anomaly. This makes a safer enviroment for people who are nonanomalous and afraid of being suddenly attacked by one on the streets.
OUR RESEARCH AND MORE OVER THE YEARS:
1967 - 03 - 23
"The First Discovery"
Dr. Sieus, with his senior 'Guerrman', have found SCP-001, which are Tutis, Habeo and Praemundio. After many years of hiding away, they have been brought back to the foundation safely.
Additionally, the 'Is God an Anomaly' was finally allowed to be an official GoI during this time.
Sieus and Guerrman were promoted to Level 5 researchers.
1984 - 04 - 21
SCP-343 was contained after attempting breaching containment.
The IGAA was skeptical about the anomaly claiming to be God.
2010 - 08 - 12
Taylor Swift and Rihanna are confirmed uncontained celebrity anomalies.
PROOF BELOW:
2011 - 12 - 30
Sugary substances distributed during New Year's Eve was discovered to be SCP-2396-B substances, this discovery was made by Dr. Guerrman.
SCP-2396 was [DATA EXPUNGED], Guerrman was rewarded.
The Little Misters™ are no longer allowed within 10 feet of the IGAA's headquarters.
2012 - 01 - 01
Dr. Sieus and Dr. Guerrman discover SCP-44332211, discovering it's malfunctions within "it" and every contact "it" has with this universe.
Research onto SCP-343 has resulted in it no longer being considered God, but just another anomaly. His wife is no longer considered a theophile.
2012 - 02 - 21
Investigation on foundation researchers Alto 'Amber' Clef and Benny 'Agate' Kondraki have started.
SCP-096 was recontained by the IGAA. It was undiagnosed with ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) due to now having anomalous properties. Re-diagnosed with Sammy-o's Disorder.[REDIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM. THIS DECISION WAS CHANGED BY THE Y.J.N.H COMPARTMENT.]
2012 - 02 - 23
Researches and interviews with Benny Kondraki have resulted in hostility.
Benny, please. Collaborate with me...
2012 - 06 - 23
The IGAA creates a site for detecting anomalies, which successfully raises containment rates from 59% to 61%.
2013 - 07 - 21
IGAA's employees refuse to work this year. The reason is because a perpetrator snuck the procastinating rock on the AC unit of the main headquarters.
Dr. Sieus has a tummy ache after a session with Simon Glass. Psychologist Simon Glass is accused of being a memetic hazard. Simon Glass does not listen.
2024 - 06 - 25
The IGAA's site gets hacked by a mysterious technological entity, which was quickly renewed. The start button took you to a mysterious, anomalo-inducing site.
Dr. Sieus is accused of being a wire-filled anomaly. This is a statistical error.
2024 - 07 - 01
Any claims against Dr. Sieus have been dropped, as DNA tests prove otherwise.
The IGAA discovered that human anomalies are more prone to having unusual DNA,
chromosomes and such.[ONLY DNA.]
Researcher Alto 'Amber' Clef claims that the IGAA is full of shit.
Researcher Alto 'Amber' Clef was confirmed to be anomalous.[THIS CLAIM WAS DISREGARDED BY THE MEDICAL ASSOCIATION.]
Anonymous troll call coming from someone named 'Satn Morsh' tells Dr. Sieus and Dr. Guerrman to kill themselves. Anonymous caller revealed to be Draven 'Jade' Kondraki.
I regret doing this... But I don't want to it hurt you...
2024 - 13 - 01
Dr. Guerrman claims that "Only anomalies use Tumblr" and that "The site should be contained".
Research made by Dr. Amirez disproves the claim.
Dr. Amirez is suspected to be anomalous. Was rightfully contained on the 23rd of March.
Destiel shippers are no longer allowed anywhere near the IGAA's headquarters
2024 - 19 - 01
Dr. Sieus and Dr. Guerrman create the 'Scranton Radar', which detects anomalies through body temperature means and reality anchors them.
Dr. Guerrman forgets everything.
2025 - 14 - 01
The IGAA creates the 'Aero Purof'er', which is an air humidifier that expells invisible anomalies from people's homes.
2025 - 15 - 01
Homelessness for the anomalous becomes a thing.
Guide books are released on how to survive anomalies.
We are an amazing team of determined workers, who will not step down for anything. We hold our beliefs deep in our hearts, and nothing will stop us.