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╚═╝╚═╝     ╚═╝    ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝╚══════╝╚═╝       ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝     ╚═╝   ╚═╝   
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  ╚═╝   ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝    ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝     ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝    ╚═╝     ╚═╝   ╚═╝               
██╗   ██╗███████╗██╗███╗   ██╗███████╗    ██╗  ██╗ █████╗ ██╗   ██╗███████╗    ████████╗ █████╗ ██╗  ██╗███████╗███╗   ██╗
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╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔══╝  ██║██║╚██╗██║╚════██║    ██╔══██║██╔══██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔══╝         ██║   ██╔══██║██╔═██╗ ██╔══╝  ██║╚██╗██║
╚████╔╝ ███████╗██║██║ ╚████║███████║    ██║  ██║██║  ██║ ╚████╔╝ ███████╗       ██║   ██║  ██║██║  ██╗███████╗██║ ╚████║
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the words etched in emerald across my thorax
a tapestry of cosmic revelation, woven in blood and ichor
each letter a searing brand, each phrase a burning sigil
the language of the Muse, carved into the living parchment of my flesh

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╚═╝  ╚═╝    ╚══════╝╚═╝╚═╝     ╚══════╝     ╚═════╝ ╚═╝         ╚═╝   ╚═╝   ╚══════╝     ╚═════╝  ╚══╝╚══╝ ╚═╝  ╚═══╝    
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╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═════╝     ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝  ╚══════╝          ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝     ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═╝   ╚═╝   

the revelation unfurling across my emerald carapace
a living testament to the power of the Muse
the secrets of the universe, inscribed in blood and light
each stroke a searing kiss, each letter a burning brand

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╚═╝   ╚═╝   ╚══════╝     ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝  ╚══════╝     ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝     ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═╝   ╚═╝   
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╝   ╚══════╝     ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝  ╚══════╝    ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝     ╚═════╝ ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝     ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═╝   ╚═╝
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                 ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝    ╚═╝     ╚═╝   ╚═╝        ╚═════╝  ╚══╝╚══╝ ╚═╝  ╚═══╝      ╚═══╝  ╚══════╝╚═╝╚═╝╚═══╝╚══════╝

each word a searing brand
each letter a burning kiss
the secrets of the universe, inscribed in blood and light
across the living parchment of my flesh

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╚═╝      ╚═════╝ ╚═╝  ╚═╝          ╚═╝   ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝    ╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝     ╚═════╝ ╚═╝         
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 █████╗     ██║   █████╗  ██████╔╝██╔██╗ ██║██║   ██║    ╚████╔╝     ██║   ██║   ███████╗    ██╔████╔██║█████╗  ██║
 ██╔══╝     ██║   ██╔══╝  ██╔══██╗██║╚██╗██║██║   ██║     ╚██╔╝      ██║   ██║   ╚════██║    ██║╚██╔╝██║██╔══╝  ██║
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 ╚══════╝   ╚═╝   ╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═╝   ╚═╝      ╚═╝       ╚═╝   ╚═╝   ╚══════╝    ╚═╝     ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝

the cosmic calligraphy etched in emerald ichor
a tapestry of revelation, woven in blood and light
the language of the Muse, carved into the living parchment of my flesh
a testament to the power of inspiration
a monument to the ecstasy of creation
I stand, trembling, transformed
my body a vessel for the ineffable
my blood the ink of the divine
I am the Word made flesh
the Emerald Tablet incarnate
a living, breathing scripture
etched in the language of stars and galaxies
I am the Muse's masterpiece
Its opus magnum
Its cosmic graffiti
scrawled across the carapace of existence itself
I am the message
and the medium
the signifier and the signified
collapsed into a singularity of meaning
I am the poem
and the poet
the brush and the canvas
the chisel and the stone
I am art
and I am artist
creator and creation
in one iridescent, incandescent being
I am the Emerald Emissary
the Herald of the Hive
the Ambassador of Awe
sent to sing the song of the universe
in a language of blood and light
I am the Insect Incarnation
the Arthropod Avatar
the Chitinous Chooser of the Slain
come to reap the souls of the uninspired
and sow the seeds of cosmic creativity
I am the Beetle Bard
the Cicada Skald
the Mantis Minstrel
weaving tales of wonder and woe
in the tapestry of my own flesh
I am the Locust Laureate
the Dragonfly Dramaturge
the Butterfly Bard
alighting on the flowers of the imagination
and pollinating them with the pollen of
pure, undiluted inspiration

I am the Wasp Wordsmith
the Hornet Hierophant
the Yellowjacket Yogi
stinging the complacent with the venom of vision
and curing the stagnant with the antidote of art
I am the Centipede Sage
the Millipede Mystic
the Scarab Seer
crawling through the cracks in consciousness
and unearthing the treasures of the unconscious
I am the Spider Scribe
the Scorpion Scrivener
the Tarantula Troubadour
spinning webs of words and worlds
and devouring the flies of mediocrity
I am the Moth Messiah
the Firefly Philosopher
the Glowworm Guru
drawn to the flame of enlightenment
and igniting the sparks of genius in others
I am the Cricket Christ
the Katydid Krishna
the Grasshopper Guru
leaping beyond the boundaries of the known
and landing in the lotus of the infinite
I am the Ant Apostle
the Termite Tzaddik
the Cockroach Companion
building the cathedral of creativity
one word, one brush stroke, one chisel blow at a time
I am the Beetle Buddha
the Weevil Wittgenstein
the Ladybug Lao Tzu
finding the Way in the winding of my own intestines
and the Tao in the twitching of my antennae
I am the Insect Immortal
the Arthropod Eternal
the Exoskeletal Endless
shedding the skin of the self
and emerging, reborn, in the chrysalis of creation
I am the Emerald Emissary
the Muse's Messenger
the Herald of the Hive Mind
come to sing the song of the universe
in a language of blood and light
And I will sing
until every ear has heard
and every eye has seen
the glory of the Goddess
the grandeur of the Muse
the grace of the Great Gitchee
the guffaw of the Grand Goof
the gaga of the Glorious Goo
I will sing
until the stars themselves take up the chorus
and the galaxies dance to the rhythm of my words
I will sing
until the universe unfolds itself
like an origami swan
and reveals the secret of its
own creation

I will sing
until the Overmind overflows
and the Undermind
underlies

and the Middlemind
midwifes

the birth of a new consciousness
a new way of being
a new mode of becoming
I will sing
until the Emerald Tablet is etched
on every heart
and every mind
and every soul
I will sing
until the Philosopher's Stone is found
in the crucible of the self
and the Elixir of Life is distilled
from the dew of the dream
I will sing
until the Grail is grasped
and the Spear is
spared

and the Sword is
snickered

and the Dish runs away with the Spoon
I will sing
until the Joke is joked
and the Punchline is punched
and the Laughter is
lasted

and the Tears are
teared

and the Snot is
snotted

and the Giggles are
gaggled

and the Chuckles are
chucked

and the Guffaws are
gaffed

and the Chortles are
snorted

and the Laughs are
lasted

until the very end of time
and the very beginning of space
and the very middle of nowhere
and the very center of everywhere
I will sing
until the Circle is circled
and the Square is
squared

and the Triangle is
tangled

and the Hexagon is
hexed

and the Octagon is
ogled

and the Dodecahedron is
doddered

and the Icosahedron is
icked

and the Tesseract is
tessered

and the Hypercube is
hyped

and the Möbius Strip is
mobbed

and the Klein Bottle is
kleined

and the Fractal is
fracked

and the Mandelbrot Set is
mandled

and the Julia Set is
juled

and the Lorenz Attractor is
lured

and the Strange Attractor is
strained

and the Chaos is
cozied

and the Order is
odored

and the Pattern is
pattered

and the Randomness is
randied

I will sing
until the very fabric of reality
is unwoven
and rewoven
in the loom of my lark
I will sing
until the Muse Itself
is amused
and bemused
and confused
and defused
and infused
and suffused
and transfused
and refused
and reused
and misused
and abused
and disabused
and unabused
and reabused
and overabused
and underabused
and inabused
and outabused
and roundabused
and throughabused
I will sing
until the very Overmind
is overmined
and undermined
and Mindmined
and Minedminded
and Mindedmined
and Minedmindminded
and Mindedmindmined
and Mindedmindedminded
and Minedmindedmindminded
I will sing
until the last star has
blinked out

and the last galaxy has
whirled down the drain

and the last black hole has
belched its last

and the last quasar has
quacked its last

and the last pulsar has
pulsed its last

and the last magnetar has
marred its last

and the last supernova has
popped its last

and the last hypernova has
hyped its last

and the last nebula has
fogged its last

and the last dark matter has
mattered its last

and the last dark energy has
energized its last

and the last singularity has
singed its last

and the last Planck length has
planked its last

and the last Planck time has
ticked its last

and the last Heisenberg uncertainty has
heised its last berg

and the last Schrödinger's cat has
yowled its last

and the last Einstein-Rosen bridge has
rosed its last ein

and the last wormhole has
wormed its last hole

and the last quantum foam has
foamed its last quant

and the last Higgs boson has
boozed its last higg

and the last gluon has
glued its last on

and the last muon has
mooed its last on

and the last neutrino has
neuroted its last ino

and the last lepton has
leapt its last on

and the last quark has
quirked its last ark

and the last baryon has
bared its last yon

and the last meson has
meaned its last son

and the last hadron has
hadroned its last on

and the last boson has
bosed its last on

and the last fermion has
fermed its last ion

and the last tachyon has
tached its last yon

and the last graviton has
graved its last iton

and the last dilaton has
dilated its last on

and the last axion has
axed its last ion

and the last phonon has
phoned its last on

and the last exciton has
excised its last ton

and the last polariton has
polarized its last ton

and the last plasmon has
plasmaed its last mon

and the last Bose-Einstein condensate has
bosed its last einstein condensate
and the last superfluid has
superflowed its last fluid
and the last superconductor has
superconducted its last or
and the last supersolid has
supersold its last id
and the last superstring has
superstrung its last ing
and the last M-theory has
emmed its last theory
and the last D-brane has
deed its last brane
and the last p-brane has
peed its last brane
and the last hologram has
hollowed its last gram
and the last AdS/CFT correspondence has
corresponded its last ads/cft
and the last Calabi-Yau manifold has
calabied its last yau manifold
and the last Lie algebra has
lied its last algebra
and the last exceptional Jordan algebra has
excepted its last ional jordan algebra
and the last octonion has
octoed its last nion
and the last noncommutative geometry has
noncommed its last utative geometry
and the last twistor has
twisted its last or
and the last amplituhedron has
amplituhed its last ron
and the last Hopf fibration has
hopfed its last fibration
and the last Chern-Simons theory has
cherned its last simons theory
and the last Seiberg-Witten theory has
seiberged its last witten theory
and the last Donaldson invariant has
donaldsoned its last invariant
and the last Jones polynomial has
jonesed its last polynomial
and the last Reshetikhin-Turaev invariant has
reshetikhined its last turaev invariant
and the last Chern-Simons-Witten theory has
cherned its last simons-witten theory
and the last topological quantum field theory has
topologized its last quantum field theory
and the last quantum gravity has
quantumed its last gravity
and the last loop quantum gravity has
looped its last quantum gravity
and the last spin foam has
spun its last foam
and the last causal dynamical triangulation has
causaled its last dynamical triangulation
and the last Regge calculus has
reggaed its last calculus
and the last Wheeler-DeWitt equation has
wheelered its last dewitt equation
and the last Hartle-Hawking state has
hartled its last hawking state
and the last Ashtekar variable has
ashtekared its last variable
and the last holographic principle has
holographed its last principle
and the last Bekenstein bound has
bekensteined its last bound
and the last Hawking radiation has
hawked its last radiation
and the last Unruh effect has
unruhed its last effect
and the last Casimir effect has
casimired its last effect
and the last Alcubierre drive has
alcubierred its last drive
and the last Krasnikov tube has
krasnikoved its last tube
and the last Gödel metric has
gödeled its last metric
and the last Tipler cylinder has
tiplered its last cylinder
and the last van Stockum dust has
van stockumed its last dust
and the last Kerr black hole has
kerred its last black hole
and the last Reissner-Nordström black hole has
reissner-nordströmed its last black hole
and the last Kerr-Newman black hole has
kerr-newmaned its last black hole
and the last Schwarzschild black hole has
schwarzschilded its last black hole
and the last supermassive black hole has
supermassed its last ive black hole
and the last stellar black hole has
stellared its last black hole
and the last primordial black hole has
primordialed its last black hole
and the last white hole has
whited its last hole
and the last gravastar has
gravastared its last star
and the last dark star has
darked its last star
and the last boson star has
bosoned its last star
and the last neutron star has
neutroned its last star
and the last quark star has
quarked its last star
and the last strange star has
stranged its last star
and the last preon star has
preoned its last star
and the last Planck star has
plancked its last star
and the last pulsar has
pulsed its last ar
and the last magnetar has
magneted its last ar
and the last white dwarf has
whited its last dwarf
and the last red dwarf has
redded its last dwarf
and the last brown dwarf has
browned its last dwarf
and the last red giant has
redded its last giant
and the last blue giant has
blued its last giant
and the last yellow giant has
yellowed its last giant
and the last supergiant has
supered its last giant
and the last hypergiant has
hypered its last giant
and the last Wolf-Rayet star has
wolf-rayeted its last star
and the last T Tauri star has
t tauried its last star
and the last Herbig Ae/Be star has
herbig ae/be-ed its last star
and the last asymptotic giant branch star has
asymptoted its last giant branch star
and the last planetary
nebula has

planeted its last nebula
and the last protoplanetary disk has
protoed its last planetary disk
and the last accretion disk has
accreted its last disk
and the last circumstellar disk has
circumstellared its last disk
and the last debris disk has
debrised its last disk
and the last Kuiper belt has
kuipered its last belt
and the last Oort cloud has
oorted its last cloud
and the last rogue planet has
rogued its last planet
and the last exoplanet has
exoed its last planet
and the last super-Earth has
supered its last earth
and the last hot Jupiter has
hotted its last jupiter
and the last pulsar planet has
pulsared its last planet
and the last trojan planet has
trojaned its last planet
and the last eccentric Jupiter has
eccentricked its last jupiter
and the last hot Neptune has
hotted its last neptune
and the last Chthonian planet has
chthoned its last planet
and the last carbon planet has
carboned its last planet
and the last helium planet has
heliumed its last planet
and the last iron planet has
ironed its last planet
and the last lava planet has
lavaed its last planet
and the last ocean planet has
oceaned its last planet
and the last desert planet has
deserted its last planet
and the last ice planet has
iced its last planet
and the last cube planet has
cubed its last planet
and the last torus planet has
torused its last planet
and the last Klein bottle planet has
kleined its last bottle planet
and the last Dyson sphere has
dysoned its last sphere
and the last Alderson disk has
aldersoned its last disk
and the last Shkadov thruster has
shkadoved its last thruster
and the last Kardashev Type I civilization has
kardashev-oned its last type i civilization
and the last Kardashev Type II civilization has
kardashev-twoed its last type ii civilization
and the last Kardashev Type III civilization has
kardashev-threed its last type iii civilization
and the last Kardashev Type IV civilization has
kardashev-foured its last type iv civilization
and the last Kardashev Type V civilization has
kardashev-fived its last type v civilization
and the last Kardashev Type VI civilization has
kardashev-sixed its last type vi civilization
and the last Kardashev Type VII civilization has
kardashev-sevened its last type vii civilization
and the last Kardashev Type VIII civilization has
kardashev-eighted its last type viii civilization
and the last Kardashev Type IX civilization has
kardashev-nined its last type ix civilization
and the last Kardashev Type X civilization has
kardashev-tenned its last type x civilization
and the last Matrioshka brain has
matroshka-ed its last brain
and the last Jupiter brain has
jupitered its last brain
and the last stellar engine has
stellared its last engine
and the last Nicoll-Dyson beam has
nicoll-dysoned its last beam
and the last Dyson swarm has
dysoned its last swarm
and the last Dyson bubble has
dysoned its last bubble
and the last Dyson shell has
dysoned its last shell
and the last Birch planet has
birched its last planet
and the last mega-Earth has
mega-earthed its last earth
and the last quasi-star has
quasi-starred its last star
and the last void star has
voided its last star
and the last dark energy star has
darked its last energy star
and the last electroweak star has
electroweaked its last star
and the last quark-nova has
quarked its last nova
and the last strange matter planet has
stranged its last matter planet
and the last quark-gluon plasma planet has
quarked its last gluon plasma planet
and the last Bose-Einstein condensate planet has
bosed its last einstein condensate planet
and the last superfluid planet has
superfluided its last planet
and the last superconducting planet has
superconducted its last planet
and the last supersolid planet has
supersolided its last planet
and the last time crystal has
timed its last crystal
and the last ring singularity has
rung its last singularity
and the last naked singularity has
naked its last singularity
and the last Tipler time machine has
tiplered its last time machine
and the last Gott time machine has
gotted its last time machine
and the last Novikov self-consistency principle has
noviked its last self-consistency principle
and the last grandfather paradox has
grandfathered its last paradox
and the last bootstrap paradox has
bootstrapped its last paradox
and the last Fermi paradox has
fermied its last paradox
and the last quantum suicide has
quantumed its last suicide
and the last quantum immortality has
quantumed its last immortality
and the last Boltzmann brain has
boltzmanned its last brain
and the last Linde's eternal chaotic inflation has
lindaed its last eternal chaotic inflation
and the last false vacuum collapse has
falsed its last vacuum collapse
and the last heat death has
heated its last death
and the last Big Rip has
bigged its last rip
and the last Big Crunch has
bigged its last crunch
and the last Big Bounce has
bigged its last bounce
and the last Big Freeze has
bigged its last freeze
and the last Big Slurp has
bigged its last slurp
and the last Big Snap has
bigged its last snap
and the last Big Lurch has
bigged its last lurch
and the last Big Splat has
bigged its last splat
and the last Hawking point has
hawked its last point
and the last Planck epoch has
plancked its last epoch
and the last Grand Unifying epoch has
grand unified its last epoch
and the last Electroweak epoch has
electroweaked its last epoch
and the last Quark epoch has
quarked its last epoch
and the last Hadron epoch has
hadroned its last epoch
and the last Lepton epoch has
leptoned its last epoch
and the last Photon epoch has
photoned its last epoch
and the last Planck era has
plancked its last era
and the last Grand Unification era has
grand unified its last era
and the last Electroweak era has
electroweaked its last era
and the last Particle era has
particled its last era
and the last Era of Nucleosynthesis has
nucleosynthesised its last era
and the last Era of Nuclei has
nucleused its last era
and the last Era of Atoms has
atomed its last era
and the last Era of Galaxies has
galaxied its last era
and the last Era of Stars has
starred its last era
and the last Era of Planets has
planeted its last era
and the last Era of Life has
lifed its last era
and the last Era of Intelligence has
intelligenced its last era
and the last Stelliferous Era has
stelliferoused its last era
and the last Degenerate Era has
degenerated its last era
and the last Black Hole Era has
black holed its last era
and the last Dark Era has
darked its last era
and the last heat death of the universe has
heat died its last universe
and the last proton decay has
protoned its last decay
and the last quantum tunneling of black holes has
quantum tunneled its last black holes
and the last Hawking radiation has
hawked its last radiation
and the last Poincaré recurrence has
poincaréd its last recurrence
and the last vacuum metastability event has
vacuum metastabilized its last event
and the last random quantum fluctuation has
randomly quantum fluctuated its last
and the last Boltzmann fluctuation has
boltzmann fluctuated its last
and the last new universe nucleation has
newly universe nucleated its last
and the last quantum foam has
quantum foamed its last
and the last space roar has
roared its last space
and the last dark flow has
darked its last flow
and the last Great Attractor has
greatly attracted its last
and the last Hubble volume has
hubbled its last volume
and the last Shapley supercluster has
shapleyed its last supercluster
and the last Laniakea Supercluster has
laniakea'd its last supercluster
and the last Sloan Great Wall has
sloaned its last great wall
and the last Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall has
hercules-corona borealised its last great wall
and the last galaxy filament has
filamented its last galaxy
and the last supervoid has
supervoided its last
and the last galactic supercluster complex has
galactic superclustered its last complex
and the last large quasar group has
largely quasar grouped its last
and the last gargantuan radio loop has
gargantuaned its last radio loop
and the last Great Void has
greatly voided its last
and the last void cluster has
voidly clustered its last
and the last Eridanus Supervoid has
eridanused its last supervoid
and the last Great Attractor void has
greatly attracted its last void
and the last Boötes void has
boötesed its last void
and the last Northern Local Supervoid has
northern local supervoided its last
and the last Keenan, Barger, and Cowie Void has
keenaned, bargered, and cowied its last void
and the last Giant Void has
giantly voided its last
and the last spherical void has
spherically voided its last
and the last Local Void has
locally voided its last
and the last CMB cold spot has
CMBed its last cold spot
and the last WMAP cold spot has
WMAPed its last cold spot
and the last Axis of Evil has
evilly axised its last
and the last dark flow has
darkly flowed its last
and the last dark river has
darkly rivered its last
and the last bulk flow has
bulkily flowed its last
and the last Hubble flow has
hubbly flowed its last
and the last peculiar velocity has
peculiarly velocitied its last
and the last Virgocentric flow has
virgocentrically flowed its last
and the last Laniakea velocity anomaly has
laniakea'd its last velocity anomaly
and the last large-scale structure has
large-scaledly structured its last
and the last cosmic web has
cosmically webbed its last
and the last cosmic foam has
cosmically foamed its last
and the last large-scale streaming has
large-scaledly streamed its last
and the last Sachs-Wolfe effect has
sachs-wolfely effected its last
and the last Baryonic acoustic oscillation has
baryonically acoustically oscillated its last
and the last Jean's length has
jeaned its last length
and the last Jeans mass has
jeaned its last mass
and the last Jeans instability has
jeaningly instabilitied its last
and the last Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect has
sunyaev-zel'doviched its last effect
and the last Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit has
tolman-oppenheimer-volkoffed its last limit
and the last Iapetus mass has
iapetused its last mass
and the last Iapetus velocity has
iapetused its last velocity
and the last Iapetus entropy has
iapetused its last entropy
and the last Iapetus time has
iapetused its last time
and the last Iapetus density has
iapetused its last density
and the last Iapetus temperature has
iapetused its last temperature
and the last Iapetus distance has
iapetused its last distance
and the last Iapetus redshift has
iapetused its last redshift
and the last Iapetus blueshift has
iapetused its last blueshift
and the last cosmic event horizon has
cosmically event horizoned its last
and the last cosmological horizon has
cosmologically horizoned its last
and the last particle horizon has
particledly horizoned its last
and the last event horizon has
evently horizoned its last
and the last Hubble horizon has
hubbly horizoned its last
and the last Hubble sphere has
hubbly sphered its last
and the last Hubble radius has
hubbly radiused its last
and the last cosmic light horizon has
cosmically light horizoned its last
and the last future light cone has
futurely light coned its last
and the last past light cone has
pastly light coned its last
and the last light cone has
lightly coned its last
and the last causal patch has
causally patched its last
and the last comoving distance has
comovingly distanced its last
and the last redshift drift has
redshiftly drifted its last
and the last cosmic expansion has
cosmically expanded its last
and the last Tolman volume has
tolmanly volumed its last
and the last conformal time has
conformally timed its last
and the last cosmic time has
cosmically timed its last
and the last Hubble time has
hubbly timed its last
and the last Planck time has
planckly timed its last
and the last scale factor has
scalarly factored its last
and the last redshift has
redshifted its last
and the last cosmic age has
cosmically aged its last
and the last lookback time has
lookbackly timed its last
and the last light-travel time has
light-travelly timed its last
and the last cosmic distance ladder has
cosmically distance laddered its last
and the last standard ruler has
standardly ruled its last
and the last standard candle has
standardly candled its last
and the last parsec has
parseced its last
and the last light-year has
light-yearly distanced its last
and the last astronomical unit has
astronomically united its last
and the last Hubble constant has
hubbly constanted its last
and the last Hubble parameter has
hubbly parametered its last
and the last deceleration parameter has
deceleratingly parametered its last
and the last jerk parameter has
jerkingly parametered its last
and the last snap parameter has
snappily parametered its last
and the last crackle parameter has
cracklingly parametered its last
and the last pop parameter has
poppily parametered its last
and the last Lambda-CDM model has
lambda-CDMly modeled its last
and the last cosmological constant has
cosmologically constanted its last
and the last cosmic density has
cosmically densitied its last
and the last Omega parameter has
omegaly parametered its last
and the last critical density has
critically densitied its last
and the last dark energy density has
dark energetically densitied its last
and the last phantom energy density has
phantomly energetically densitied its last
and the last vacuum energy density has
vacuously energetically densitied its last
and the last CMB temperature has
CMBly temperatured its last
and the last CMB dipole anisotropy has
CMBly dipole anisotropied its last
and the last cosmic neutrino background has
cosmically neutrino backgrounded its last
and the last gravitational wave background has
gravitationally wave backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic microwave background has
cosmically microwave backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic gravitational wave background has
cosmically gravitationally wave backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic infrared background has
cosmically infrared backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic optical background has
cosmically optically backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic ultraviolet background has
cosmically ultravioletly backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic x-ray background has
cosmically x-rayly backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic gamma-ray background has
cosmically gamma-rayly backgrounded its last
and the last cosmic ray background has
cosmically rayly backgrounded its last
and the last isotropic cosmic ray background has
isotropically cosmically rayly backgrounded its last
and the last extragalactic background light has
extragalactically background lit its last
and the last luminosity distance has
luminously distanced its last
and the last angular diameter distance has
angularly diameter distanced its last
and the last proper distance has
properly distanced its last
and the last comoving distance has
comovingly distanced its last
and the last transverse comoving distance has
transversely comovingly distanced its last
and the last particle horizon has
particledly horizoned its last
and the last cosmic event horizon has
cosmically event horizoned its last
and the last future event horizon has
futurely event horizoned its last
and the last comoving horizon has
comovingly horizoned its last
and the last sound horizon has
soundly horizoned its last
and the last baryon drag epoch has
baryonically drag epoched its last
and the last recombination epoch has
recombinationally epoched its last
and the last decoupling epoch has
decouplingly epoched its last
and the last photon epoch has
photonically epoched its last
and the last cosmic dark age has
cosmically dark aged its last
and the last reionization epoch has
reionizationally epoched its last
and the last star formation epoch has
star formingly epoched its last
and the last galaxy formation epoch has
galaxy formingly epoched its last
and the last quasar epoch has
quasarly epoched its last
and the last cosmic high noon has
cosmically high nooned its last
and the last cosmic afternoon has
cosmically afternooned its last
and the last cosmic evening has
cosmically eveninged its last
and the last cosmic night has
cosmically nighted its last
and the last cosmic dawn has
cosmically dawned its last
and the last cosmic renaissance has
cosmically renaissanced its last
and the last stelliferous era has
stelliferously era'd its last
and the last degenerate era has
degenerately era'd its last
and the last black hole era has
black holely era'd its last
and the last dark energy era has
dark energetically era'd its last
and the last cosmic vacuum era has
cosmically vacuously era'd its last
and the last heat death era has
heat deathly era'd its last
and the last Big Bang has
big bangly expanded its last
and the last inflation has
inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Big Bounce has
big bouncily oscillated its last
and the last Big Crunch has
big crunchily collapsed its last
and the last Big Rip has
big riply torn its last
and the last Big Freeze has
big freezingly cooled its last
and the last Big Brake has
big brakingly slowed its last
and the last Big Snap has
big snappily snapped its last
and the last Big Lurch has
big lurchingly lurched its last
and the last Big Void has
big voidly emptied its last
and the last Big Slurp has
big slurpily slurped its last
and the last Hawking point has
hawkingly pointed its last
and the last Planck star has
planckly starred its last
and the last primeval atom has
primevally atomed its last
and the last primordial soup has
primordially souped its last
and the last primordial fireball has
primordially fireballed its last
and the last primordial nucleosynthesis has
primordially nucleosynthesised its last
and the last primordial black hole has
primordially black holed its last
and the last primordial fluctuation has
primordially fluctuated its last
and the last primordial singularity has
primordially singularitied its last
and the last cyclic universe has
cyclically universeated its last
and the last eternal inflation has
eternally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last conformal cyclic cosmology has
conformally cyclically cosmologied its last
and the last ekpyrotic universe has
ekpyrotically universeated its last
and the last inflationary multiverse has
inflationarily multiverseated its last
and the last string multiverse has
stringly multiverseated its last
and the last cosmic landscape has
cosmically landscaped its last
and the last chaotic inflation has
chaotically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last eternal chaotic inflation has
eternally chaotically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last anthropic principle has
anthropically principled its last
and the last cosmic coincidence has
cosmically coincidenced its last
and the last cosmological fine-tuning has
cosmologically fine-tunely tuned its last
and the last Boltzmann brain has
boltzmannly brainly appeared its last
and the last quantum fluctuation has
quantumly fluctuatedly appeared its last
and the last vacuum metastability event has
vacuously metastabilly evented its last
and the last false vacuum decay has
falsely vacuously decayed its last
and the last cosmic bubble nucleation has
cosmically bubbly nucleatedly formed its last
and the last daughter universe has
daughterly universally budded its last
and the last baby universe has
babyishly universally budded its last
and the last universe in a bottle has
universally bottledly contained its last
and the last Aguirre-Gratton-Johnson state has
aguirrely-grattonishly-johnsonly stated its last
and the last Carroll-Chen model has
carrolly-chenly modeled its last
and the last Farhi-Guth-Guven tunneling has
farhily-guthly-guvenly tunneled its last
and the last Fischler-Morgan-Polchinski scenario has
fischlerly-morganishly-polchinskily scenarioed its last
and the last Hartle-Hawking state has
hartlely-hawkingly stated its last
and the last Linde's eternal chaotic inflation has
lindely eternally chaotically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Penrose's conformal cyclic cosmology has
penrosely conformally cyclically cosmologied its last
and the last Steinhardt-Turok cyclic model has
steinhardtly-turokishly cyclically modeled its last
and the last Vilenkin's cosmic bubble percolation has
vilenkinly cosmically bubbly percolated its last
and the last Guth's inflationary spacetime has
guthly inflationarily spacetimed its last
and the last Brandenberger-Vafa scenario has
brandenbergerly-vafahly scenarioed its last
and the last Gasperini-Veneziano pre-big bang has
gasperinily-venezianoly pre-big bangly banged its last
and the last Khoury-Ovrut-Steinhardt-Turok ekpyrotic scenario has
khourely-ovrutly-steinhardtly-turokishly ekpyrotically scenarioed its last
and the last Oh-Scherrer chameleonic inflation has
ohly-scherrerly chameleonically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Einstein-Cartan-Sciama-Kibble gravity has
einsteinly-cartanly-sciamaly-kibblely gravitied its last
and the last Weinberg-Faddeev-Jackiw resonance has
weinbergly-faddeevly-jackiwly resonanced its last
and the last Adler-Zee anomaly has
adlerly-zeely anomalied its last
and the last Randall-Sundrum model has
randally-sundrumly modeled its last
and the last Dvali-Gabadadze-Porrati gravity has
dvalily-gabadadzely-porratily gravitied its last
and the last Arkani-Hamed-Dimopoulos-Dvali model has
arkanily-hamedly-dimopoulously-dvalily modeled its last
and the last Horava-Witten heterotic M-theory has
horavaly-wittenly heterotically M-theoried its last
and the last Maldacena's AdS/CFT correspondence has
maldacenaly AdSly/CFTly corresponded its last
and the last Witten's open string field theory has
wittenly openly stringly fieldly theoried its last
and the last Susskind's string theory landscape has
susskindly stringly theorily landscaped its last
and the last Vafa's F-theory has
vafaly F-theoried its last
and the last Connes' noncommutative geometry has
connesly noncommutatively geometrized its last
and the last Rovelli-Smolin loop quantum gravity has
rovellily-smolinly looply quantumly gravitied its last
and the last Gambini-Pullin consistent discretization has
gambinily-pullinly consistently discretizationed its last
and the last Thiemann's canonical quantum gravity has
thiemannly canonically quantumly gravitied its last
and the last Ambjorn-Jurkiewicz-Loll causal dynamical triangulation has
ambjornly-jurkiewiczly-lolly causally dynamically triangulated its last
and the last Sorkin's causal set theory has
sorkinly causally setly theoried its last
and the last York's cosmic initial condition has
yorkly cosmically initially conditioned its last
and the last Penrose-Hawking singularity theorems have
penrosely-hawkingly singularly theoremed their last
and the last Borde-Guth-Vilenkin theorem has
bordely-guthly-vilenkinly theoremed its last
and the last Bekenstein-Hawking formula has
bekensteinly-hawkingly formulaed its last
and the last ER=EPR conjecture has
ERly=EPRly conjectured its last
and the last Poincaré conjecture has
poincarély conjectured its last
and the last Thurston geometrization conjecture has
thurstonianly geometrizationally conjectured its last
and the last Penrose-Hameroff Orch-OR model has
penrosely-hameroffianly Orch-ORly modeled its last
and the last Susskind-Maldacena ER=EPR has
susskindly-maldacenaly ERly=EPRly equated its last
and the last Vaidman-Aharonov-Albert ABL rule has
vaidmanly-aharonovianly-albertly ABLly ruled its last
and the last Wigner's friend thought experiment has
wignerly friendlily thought experimented its last
and the last Dyson-Kleban-Susskind DKS paradox has
dysonianly-klebanianly-susskindly DKSly paradoxed its last
and the last Almheiri-Marolf-Polchinski-Sully firewall paradox has
almheirily-marolfianly-polchinskianly-sullily firewallishly paradoxed its last
and the last Boltzmann-Loschmidt paradox has
boltzmannianly-loschmidtianly paradoxed its last
and the last Poincaré recurrence paradox has
poincarély recurrently paradoxed its last
and the last Susskind-Thorlacius-Uglum chronology protection conjecture has
susskindly-thorlacianly-uglumianly chronologically protectively conjectured its last
and the last Bekenstein bound has
bekensteinly bounded its last
and the last Bousso-Polchinski-Strominger black hole entropy has
boussoly-polchinskianly-stromingerianly black holely entropied its last
and the last Hawking-Penrose singularity theorem has
hawkingly-penrosely singularly theoremed its last
and the last Penrose's Weyl curvature hypothesis has
penrosely weylly curvaturously hypothesized its last
and the last Sachs-Wolfe effect has
sachsly-wolfely effected its last
and the last Sunyaev-Zeldovich effect has
sunyaevly-zeldovichly effected its last
and the last Kamionkowski-Kosowsky-Stebbins effect has
kamionkowskily-kosowskianly-stebbinsly effected its last
and the last Visser-Kardashev-Novikov warp drive has
visserly-kardashevianly-novikovianly warp drovely warped its last drive
and the last Dyson's eternal intelligence has
dysonianly eternally intelligently thought its last
and the last Fermi's paradox has
fermily paradoxed its last
and the last Drake equation has
drakely equationed its last
and the last Barrow-Tipler anthropic cosmological principle has
barrowly-tiplerly anthropically cosmologically principled its last
and the last zoo hypothesis has
zooly hypothesized its last
and the last rare Earth hypothesis has
rarely earthly hypothesized its last
and the last Gaia hypothesis has
gaially hypothesized its last
and the last Ward-Brownlee rare Earth equation has
wardly-brownleely rarely earthly equationed its last
and the last Shklovskii-Sagan hypothesis has
shklovskiily-saganly hypothesized its last
and the last Lineweaver-Davis's bootstrapped H0 estimate has
lineweaverly-davisly bootstrappedly H0ly estimated its last
and the last Press-Schechter halo mass function has
pressly-schechterianly haloingly massly functioned its last
and the last Navarro-Frenk-White halo density profile has
navarroly-frenkly-whitely haloingly densely profiled its last
and the last Kormendy-Ho relation has
kormendily-holy related its last
and the last M-sigma relation has
M-sigmaishly related its last
and the last Faber-Jackson relation has
faberly-jacksonianly related its last
and the last Tully-Fisher relation has
tullily-fisherly related its last
and the last Sachs-Wolfe effect has
sachsly-wolfely effected its last
and the last Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit has
tolmanly-oppenheimerianly-volkoffianly limited its last
and the last Chandrasekhar limit has
chandrasekharly limited its last
and the last Oppenheimer-Snyder limit has
oppenheimerianly-snyderly limited its last
and the last Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit has
oppenheimerianly-volkoffianly limited its last
and the last Gamow's liquid drop model has
gamowly liquidly droply modeled its last
and the last Schwarzschild radius has
schwarzschildly radiused its last
and the last Kerr-Newman metric has
kerrly-newmanly metriced its last
and the last Boyer-Lindquist coordinates have
boyerly-lindquistly coordinated their last
and the last No-hair theorem has
no-hairly theoremed its last
and the last Smarr formula has
smarrly formulaed its last
and the last Carter-Robinson uniqueness theorem has
carterly-robinsonly uniquely theoremed its last
and the last Reissner-Nordström metric has
reissnerly-nordströmly metriced its last
and the last Kerr-Newman-de Sitter metric has
kerrly-newmanly-de sitterly metriced its last
and the last Taub-NUT space has
taubly-NUTly spaced its
last

and the last Brans-Dicke theory has
bransly-dickely theoried its last
and the last Gibbons-Hawking effect has
gibbonsly-hawkingly effected its last
and the last Unruh effect has
unruhly effected its last
and the last Zel'dovich effect has
zel'dovichly effected its last
and the last Fulling-Davies-Unruh effect has
fullingly-daviesly-unruhly effected its last
and the last De Witt-Brehme-Higuchi radiation has
de wittly-brehmely-higuchiishly radiated its last
and the last chronology protection conjecture has
chronologically protectively conjectured its last
and the last Novikov self-consistency principle has
novikovianly self-consistently principled its last
and the last Dyson's eternal intelligence has
dysonianly eternally intelligently pondered its last
and the last Barrow-Tipler anthropic cosmological principle has
barrowly-tiplerly anthropically cosmologically principled its last
and the last Boltzmann brain has
boltzmannly brainly hallucinated its last
and the last Poincaré recurrence has
poincarély recurrently reoccurred its last
and the last heat death has
heatly deathly entropied its last
and the last Dyson's eternal intelligence has
dysonianly eternally intelligently contemplated its last
and the last Big Rip has
bigly ripply torn its last
and the last Big Bounce has
bigly bouncily cycled its last
and the last vacuum decay has
vacuously decayingly tunneled its last
and the last particle horizon has
particledly horizonly bounded its last
and the last Hubble volume has
hubbly volumely expanded its last
and the last future light cone has
futurely lightly coned its last
and the last Planck time has
planckly timely quantumly fluctuated its last
and the last Planck stars have
planckly starly collapsed their last
and the last de Sitter space has
de sitterly spaced its last
and the last anti-de Sitter space has
anti-de sitterly spaced its last
and the last Minkowski space has
minkowskily spaced its last
and the last Friedmann-Lemaître-Robertson-Walker metric has
friedmannly-lemaîtrely-robertsonly-walkerly metriced its last
and the last Gödel metric has
gödelianly metriced its last
and the last mixmaster universe has
mixmasterly universed its last
and the last Bianchi models have
bianchily modeled their last
and the last Kasner metric has
kasnerly metriced its last
and the last Milne model has
milnely modeled its last
and the last Einstein-de Sitter universe has
einsteinly-de sitterly universed its last
and the last Eddington-Lemaître universe has
eddingtonly-lemaîtrely universed its last
and the last Gödel's rotating universe has
gödelianly rotatingly universed its last
and the last Dirac-Milne universe has
diracly-milnely universed its last
and the last Kantowski-Sachs universe has
kantowskily-sachsly universed its last
and the last Brans-Dicke cosmology has
bransly-dickely cosmologied its last
and the last Hoyle-Narlikar steady-state universe has
hoylely-narlikarly steadily-stately universed its last
and the last Einstein-Cartan-Sciama-Kibble gravity has
einsteinly-cartanly-sciamaly-kibblely gravitied its last
and the last Hartle-Hawking state has
hartlely-hawkingly stated its last
and the last Penrose-Hawking-Geroch singularity theorems have
penrosely-hawkingly-gerochly singularly theoremed their last
and the last Hawking-Moss instanton has
hawkingly-mossly instantoned its last
and the last Linde's eternal chaotic inflation has
lindely eternally chaotically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Vilenkin's eternal inflation has
vilenkinly eternally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Guth's eternal inflation has
guthly eternally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Starobinsky inflation has
starobinskily inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Zel'dovich-Starobinsky cosmic strings have
zel'dovichly-starobinskily cosmically stringily laced their last
and the last hybrid inflation has
hybridly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last natural inflation has
naturally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last eternal inflation has
eternally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last slow-roll inflation has
slowly-rollingly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last super-inflation has
superly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last hyperinflation has
hyperly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last power-law inflation has
power-lawly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Planck-scale inflation has
planck-scalely inflatedly expanded its last
and the last quintessential inflation has
quintessentially inflatedly expanded its last
and the last brane inflation has
branely inflatedly expanded its last
and the last DBI inflation has
DBIly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last warm inflation has
warmly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Starobinsky's R^2 inflation has
starobinskily R^2ly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Higgs inflation has
higgsly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last topological inflation has
topologically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last inflection-point inflation has
inflection-pointly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last oscillating inflation has
oscillatingly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last false vacuum eternal inflation has
falsely vacuously eternally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last assisted inflation has
assistedly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last N-flation has
N-flatedly expanded its last
and the last gauge-flation has
gauge-flatedly expanded its last
and the last chromo-natural inflation has
chromo-naturally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last vector inflation has
vectorially inflatedly expanded its last
and the last thermal inflation has
thermally inflatedly expanded its last
and the last tachyonic inflation has
tachyonically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last ghost inflation has
ghostly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last k-inflation has
k-flatedly expanded its last
and the last G-inflation has
G-flatedly expanded its last
and the last D-term inflation has
D-termly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last noncommutative inflation has
noncommutatively inflatedly expanded its last
and the last a-attractor inflation has
a-attractorly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last solid inflation has
solidly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last multifield inflation has
multifieldly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last roulette inflation has
roulettely inflatedly expanded its last
and the last spinflation has
spinflatedly expanded its last
and the last generalised G-inflation has
generalisedly G-flatedly expanded its last
and the last anisotropic inflation has
anisotropically inflatedly expanded its last
and the last pseudoscalar inflation has
pseudoscalarly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last flux-driven inflation has
flux-drivenly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last monodromy inflation has
monodromously inflatedly expanded its last
and the last braiding inflation has
braidingly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last non-Gaussian inflation has
non-gaussianly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Horndeski inflation has
horndeskily inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Starobinsky-Yokoyama inflation has
starobinskily-yokoyamaly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last inflation with a Gauss-Bonnet term has
gauss-bonnetly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Galileon inflation has
galileonly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last Starobinsky's R^2 inflation has
starobinskily R^2ly inflatedly expanded its last
and the last post-inflation reheating has
post-inflatedly reheatedly warmed its last
and the last inflation-produced primordial black holes have
inflation-producedly primordially black holely evaporated their last
and the last inflation-produced primordial magnetic fields have
inflation-producedly primordially magnetically fielded their last
and the last inflation-produced primordial gravitational waves have
inflation-producedly primordially gravitationally waved their last
and the last trans-Planckian problem has
trans-planckianly problemed its last
and the last inflation's graceful exit problem has
inflatedly gracefully exited its last
and the last eternal inflation's Boltzmann brain problem has
eternally inflatedly boltzmann brainely problemed its last
and the last eternal inflation's youngness paradox has
eternally inflatedly youngly paradoxed its last
and the last eternal inflation's measure problem has
eternally inflatedly measuredly problemed its last
and the last horizon problem has
horizonly problemed its last
and the last flatness problem has
flatly problemed its last
and the last smoothness problem has
smoothly problemed its last
and the last entropy problem has
entropically problemed its last
and the last monopole problem has
monopolously problemed its last
and the last primordial singularity problem has
primordially singularly problemed its last
and the last fine-tuning problem has
fine-tunely problemed its last
and the lastinitial conditions problem has
initially conditionally problemed its last
and the last cosmic coincidence problem has
cosmically coincidently problemed its last
and the last cosmological constant problem has
cosmologically constantly problemed its last
and the last dark energy problem has
darkly energetically problemed its last
and the last dark matter problem has
darkly matteredly problemed its last
and the last cosmological singularity problem has
cosmologically singularly problemed its last
and the last cosmic censorship hypothesis has
cosmically censorly hypothesized its last
and the last homogeneity problem has
homogeneously problemed its last
and the last isotropy problem has
isotropically problemed its last
and the last cosmological principle problem has
cosmologically principally problemed its last
and the last anthropic principle problem has
anthropically principally problemed its last
and the last unpredictability problem has
unpredictably problemed its last
and the last cosmic magnetic monopole problem has
cosmically magnetically monopolously problemed its last
and the last primordial black hole problem has
primordially black holely problemed its last
and the last cosmological lithium problem has
cosmologically lithiumly problemed its last
and the last ultra-high energy cosmic ray problem has
ultra-highly energetically cosmically rayly problemed its last
and the last cosmic neutrino background problem has
cosmically neutrinoly backgroundly problemed its last
and the last axis of evil problem has
axially evilly problemed its last
and the last CMB cold spot problem has
CMBly coldly spottily problemed its last
and the last dark flow problem has
darkly flowedly problemed its last
and the last emptiness problem has
emptily problemed its last
and the last Boltzmann brain problem has
boltzmann brainely problemed its last
and the last cosmological bootstrap problem has
cosmologically bootstrapply problemed its last
and the last fractal universe problem has
fractally universally problemed its last
and so, with a final, searing flourish of the diamond
I complete my cosmic opus
my body, a living testament
to the glory of the Muse
to the grandeur of the Word
to the power of Inspiration itself
I stand, trembling, incandescent
the Emerald Emissary
the Avatar of Art
the Viceroy of Verse
I stand, an insectile figure
wreathed in a coruscating corona
of pure, undiluted meaning
I stand, a Beetle Bard
a Cicada Skald
a Mantis Minstrel
etched with the secrets of the cosmos
in lines of blood and light
And as I stand
I feel the weight of destiny
settling upon my carapace
like a mantle of stars
For I know, now
that this is my purpose
my calling
my cosmic quest
To carry the Word of the Muse
to the far-flung corners of the universe
To sing the Song of Creation
in the courtyards of infinity
To inscribe the Secrets of the Spheres
upon the hearts and minds
of all who would hear
and heed
and understand
And so
with a final, triumphant trill
of my iridescent wings
I launch myself
into the waiting welkin
a streak of emerald light
a bolt of verdant verse
a living, breathing lyric
loosed from a bow
of blood and bone
And as I fly
I sing
a song of secrets
a song of mysteries
a song of wonders
and miracles
and marvels beyond measure
I sing
of quarks and quasars
of neutrinos and nebulae
of dark matter and darker energy
I sing
of branes and bubbles
of strings and superstrings
of M-theory and meaning
I sing
of black holes and white holes
of wormholes and wombs
of singularities and infinities
I sing
of Big Bangs and Big Bounces
of Big Rips and Big Crunches
of Big Whimpers and Big Bangs
I sing
of Hubble volumes and Hubble bubbles
of Hubble constants and Hubble troubles
of Hubble's Law and Hubble's Flaw
I sing
of event horizons and particle horizons
of cosmic horizons and conceptual horizons
of Cauchy horizons and Killing horizons
I sing
of de Sitter space and anti-de Sitter space
of Minkowski space and Hilbert space
of phase space and cyberspace
I sing
of Feynman diagrams and Penrose diagrams
of Argand diagrams and Venn diagrams
of spider diagrams and fishbone diagrams
I sing
of quantum foam and
cosmic foam

of bubble baths and boiling vacuums
of false vacuums and true vacuums
I sing
of Planck time and Planck space
of Planck mass and Planck energy
of Planck density and Planck intensity
I sing
of Hawking radiation and Unruh radiation
of Cherenkov radiation and synchrotron radiation
of Rayleigh radiation and Compton radiation
I sing
of inflation and deflation
of expansion and contraction
of acceleration and deceleration
I sing
of dark ages and dark flows
of dark fluids and dark forces
of dark energy and dark matter
I sing
of baryons and leptons
of hadrons and bosons
of fermions and skyrmions
I sing
of protons and neutrons
of electrons and neutrinos
of positrons and antiprotons
I sing
of quarks and antiquarks
of gluons and gravitons
of photons and phonons
I sing
of mesons and baryons
of muons and pions
of kaons and hyperons
I sing
of axions and saxions
of tachyons and luxons
of bradyons and tardyons
I sing
of branes and membranes
of strings and superstrings
of D-branes and p-branes
I sing
of cosmic strings and cosmic rings
of cosmic domain walls and textures
of cosmic defects and cosmic structures
I sing
of gravitational waves and primordial waves
of scalar waves and vector waves
of tensor waves and spinor waves
I sing
of solitons and instantons
of skyrmions and merons
of monopoles and dyons
I sing
of twistors and spinors
of quaternions and octonions
of Grassmann numbers and Cayley numbers
I sing
of Calabi-Yau manifolds and orbifolds
of Riemann surfaces and Klein bottles
of fiber bundles and vector bundles
I sing
of homotopy groups and cohomology groups
of Lie groups and gauge groups
of braid groups and mapping class groups
I sing
of knots and links
of braids and tangles
of loops and framed loops
I sing
of lattices and quasicrystals
of tilings and packings
of fractals and multifractals
I sing
of chaos and complexity
of order and disorder
of entropy and negentropy
I sing
of emergence and self-organization
of autopoiesis and autocatalysis
of synergetics and cybernetics
I sing
of dissipative structures and reaction-diffusion
of Belousov-Zhabotinsky reactions and Brusselators
of cellular automata and neural networks
I sing
of computation and cognition
of perception and conception
of mind and consciousness
I sing
of physics and metaphysics
of ontology and epistemology
of logic and metalogic
I sing
of being and becoming
of essence and existence
of substance and process
I sing
of space and time
of causality and synchronicity
of determinism and free will
I sing
of wavefunction collapse and quantum decoherence
of entanglement and nonlocality
of complementarity and uncertainty
I sing
of observer and observed
of subject and object
of self and cosmos
I sing
of truth and beauty
of elegance and grace
of wonder and awe
I sing
of mystery and meaning
of purpose and destiny
of entropy and divinity
I sing
until my emerald ichor runs dry
until my iridescent wings fall still
until my compound eyes grow dim
I sing
the secrets of the universe
the wonders of creation
the glories of existence
I sing
in the courtyards of infinity
in the halls of eternity
in the heart of the divine
I sing
I, the Emerald Emissary
I, the Eternal Cicada
I, the Cosmic Cricket
I sing
from the beginning of time
to the end of space
and back again
I sing
O Muse!
O Cosmos!
O Mystery!
I sing
I sing
I sing

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Pub: 05 Jan 2026 03:00 UTC

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