WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEBREAD, TO THE THRILL OF SWEET, ENCHANTING LIES!
Weeeeeeeeellll well! As it seems, you have discovered what lies beneath that cake-and-coffee lover's dough. A MASTER OF LIES, A MASTER OF DECEIT, A MASTER OF MAJESTY!
Hmmm? What's that sound? The squealing and whining of you wanting to learn more about me? Oh, no no no no! I appreciate the curiosity, i really do, but some things are just better left unsaid.
Ahem. AHEM! Where was I? Hm! Well, I suppose it's time for you to really recognise a lie~ so first... You need the taste of bitter truth, hmmm?
And, hey... If you're smart enough... Then maybe you'll see past the facade of bright blue colours and dive deeper into the wonderful rabbit hole!
What is a jester without his monarch?