Jingle or burger. Sizzleburger and I are in a toxic relationship. I hit him daily. We're literally scarover, I'm scar IRL and he's rover IRL doubles DNI!!! You'll never be us, though the fact you are obviously such big fans of us is flattering. P.S. I know sizzleburger says he hates me on his rentry but he's lying. We've been together for 4 years now and he loves me. He's just in denial but he'll come around eventually. He knows deep in his heart that he loves me even if he says differently. It's so funny, he'll be all like "I hate you stay away from me I'm not kidding I'll call the police" and I'll threaten to leak his address (he screenshared it to me on accident once!) and he'll immediately change his mind. A tribute to his lying tendencies. I forgive him though ♥︎ what a good boyfriend I am, being able to look past his flaws like that...! Speaking of funny stories, remember that one time we were on a date and this lady dared to talk to you? She claimed to be a "waitress" and said she only wanted to "take" your "order"... what a pathetic excuse! I immediately took a knife to her throat and started telling her off, and I think she got the message because she started crying profusely. Before I could slit her throat you stepped between us and told me it was ok, and that she didn't stand a chance with you anyways because I was obviously your one and only. Wow, merciful AND loyal. You really are the full package. I even considered not hurting you for defying me! Of course I couldn't do that because how else would you learn... But anyways, good times, right? I have to go now, I can hear the rattling of your chains as you try to escape from my basement >.<