JUNE, also known as REI, better known as @REININGCLOUD, lesser known as MORRIGAN'S TEST SUBJECT is a well-known "burger petty" who sometimes hangs around the Hoyoverse area. According to our sources, they are currently wanted for the crime of starting the K-Pop Demon Hunters Area. A crime so vile and inhumane that it has definitely brought more harm into the already toxic community of ponytown.


• Unfortunately, rhat's not the only crime they're wanted for. It has also come to our attention that they have been (platonically) flirting with a 17 year old. June is also 17 years old. We asked the 17 year old in question some questions to question June's actions.

• The 17 year old declined the interview. But we all know that being platonic in this day and age won't fly unless you're a fellow in between ages of 16-18 looking for a QPP. If you are, you should probbly contact me.


• We also actually caught some of June's vile acts on camera. Take a look at this one.

- TRANSCRIPT - [UMM BELL OK ? #2] lifts. Skirt
[the herta 🪄 `` sign ata ! #2] opens mouth
- (thankfully) END OF TRANSCRIPT -

- TRANSCRIPT - [ineffa `` sign ata if u💜yuri] i wish anaxa used me
- END OF TRANSCRIPT -

• If you're still here after witnessing those messages, I commend you. I might even lift my skirt up for you, but let's not get too off-topic. What matters is that we cannot let this monster roam free in our Safe Server streets anymore. If you see JUNE, PLEASE sign their ata. That's the only way to stop this madness.


• Despite being a burger petty themselves, they are reportedly not a fan of burgers because quote, "they usually have veggies in them." That is discrimination towards people with birth defects because that's like saying "I don't like people because they usually have extra thumbs." People with extra thumbs are wonderful because they really explain why the "thumbs" in "thumbs-up" is plural. Burgers also taste good so don't listen to June.


more info will be added when i feel like it

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Pub: 14 Oct 2025 13:41 UTC

Edit: 14 Oct 2025 14:31 UTC

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