june & vixen's (juzai / rune) silly inside jokes ♥︎₊ ✜ ᜑ
sebastian has a restraining order against his father.
juan
vision isnt real
hearing isnt real
,, what if we were human fall flat characters with little nub "
,, would you love me if i came back as a. . . " / ,, if i came back as a . . . would you still love me ? " / ,, what if i came back as a . . . "
foodie dostoevsky
,, you IS haikyuu?? " / ,, am i is haikyuu.. " / ,, you are haikyuu " / ,, i are is am haikyuu.. "
,, i dont/didnt mean it, im sorry ! "
,, i'm gonna slap/smack you with a fish. "
,, i'm gonna slap/smack you with a pterodactyl. "
( at a train track ) ,, you know what would be so romantic ? " / ,, what— " / ,, if a train crashed into us— if a double decker bus, crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die !! "
,, science isn't real. "
,, science IS REAL. "
,, scientists brainwash you and the government pays them to do so "
,, science isnt real, the world is flat, and nasa is a lie. "
,, youre schizophrenic.. " / ,, schizophrenia isnt real "
,, the government actually pays scientists and nasa to lie to us, they don't want us to know the truth. "
,, turn your soul to sonic, you dear lost soul. "
,, did you know that— "
,, did you know that when you water water, water grows ? when water evaporates and falls back down on top of the water, it piles onto the water, and so when water waters water, water waters the water, therefore, when you water water, water grows "
,, i ate a singular chip "
sonic
mac n cheese
strawberry milk..
,, don't run into the chair or wall ! "
sonic is god.
my world !
our world !! i just founded it along with sonic !
,, you have $200 a week.. " / ,, no i dont, youre broke, you dont have money "
,, im blind " / ,, glasses DO exist ! " / ,, no they don't, what are you talking about ? "
,, money isnt real, jobs arent real "
saturn <3
jesus (be) ballin'
,, i'm always right ! "
,, your ideas are always amazing, but this one ? less amazing.. "
,, jesus ?! "
shrek.
birds swim and shraks fly
sponegbob kid
pizza..
apple sauce !
bagel bites..
apple juice
i want burber bing..