Prematch:
Ignoring the AMF, sub for best condition at every other position
Fix setpieces to the following:
Long And Short FK to the RWF
If WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAME I LOVE is starting at LWF, him on right corner and the DMF on the left corner
If MY PRONOUNS ARE HE, NOT HIM is starting at LWF, him on left corner and the CMF on the right corner
If LIGHTS BRIGHTER THAN EXPECTED is not starting, set the CF to be on penalties

Start the game on +1

The Shaqstitution Rule
If the team goes up at any point, sub I'M FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME for MY WORD YOU STINK
If the team goes down at any point, sub I'M FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME for I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

Sub time: 60-70 (match up with whatever the other team wants if it's in that range, if not specified, sub at 65):
Sub the most tired player, leave the other subs for the Shaqstitutions if not already made

If game goes to extra time, make the extra sub for the most tired player and if it goes to pens, do what your heart desires for the order