karmas lovemail !!
featuring my discord friends (list is being updated as i get motivation to yap)
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aidan
the wind howls ominously as you trudge through the snow, desperate to get to the castle on top of the hill. your bus broke down, and everyone else had left, one by one to get help. none have returned. there's no power, and you need shelter. you stumble inside, panting for breath when you hear something behind you. whirling around, you see the ghostly figure of a girl staring right at you, transluscent and glitching as if flickering back and forth between the the real world and the spirit realm. her mouth opens. get the FUCK out of my dreams 😠 I NEED TO STOP STARTING MY NEWEST LOVEMAILS LIKE THIS IT MAKES THEM LONGER THAN OTHER ONES BUT IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME I'M SO SORRY LMFAOOO hi aidan... dead serious though stop appearing in my dreams i'm starting to be afraid what if you swap souls with me. then what. huh, aidan? THEN WHAT. aidan you're so fucking funny i gotta say it man every dumb bit you do from rupaul to shakespeare cracks me up and using the same photo with every message shouldn't be as funny as it is WHY IS IT FUNNY! so glad i potentially have someone other than quinn to yap to about whatever gossip i might have. dude i was. like. totally afraid of you lowkey like some of the others i was convinced if i said the wrong thing you'd hate me forever and i'd be irredeemable and no one would like me you do NOT understand how relieved i was when you agreed with me during that one ai conversation HAHA you're so cool dude i hate when people are funnier than me i look dumb giggling at everything you say in my room bro WOW this is getting long it's gonna look like i have favoritism GUYS I SWEAR IT'S ONLY BECAYSE OF THE BIT AT THE BEGINNING uhm uhm i need to wrap this up roblox the other day was funny as hell but also uhm. i didn't appreciate the cold bratwurst get better at that OKAY I NEED TO STOP YAPPING LOVE YOU !!!!
akhlys
...look at you...hi!! we are so goofy because we're like that one meme with the friends that don't talk for three months and act like nothing happened. yeah that's us but we didn't talk for over a year, crazy. all because your status finally changed after a year and i freaked out. typical karma? maybe. you might be watching me through my vents but that's okay!! you're pretty cool though so i guess i don't mind :3
akito
sighs...looks around and sighs louder...hello!! akito. where to begin with you /j. uhmm you're very goofy for one !! buuut you have very w interests and i am honored to be one of your only friends you big loser /aff. even if you can't go a day without sending a dt i very much enjoy talking to you about the great lu guang and link click because that destroyed me 💔 stay goofy akito !!
alorei
holy freaking bitterpeak alorei i can't believe that i'm even allowed to speak in your presence icl like what the hell you're a whole ass celebrity i should be kissing your feet and peeling your grapes... okay jokes aside genuienly your art gives me life alorei idc how many times you've been told this i'm going to say it again and again until my tongue falls off i'm genuienly in awe everytime you send something no matter if it's modern bobbie and heather or freaky kenny it's gonna be amazing what the hell.. AND we're the same age i need to lock the fuck in dude. also our twinningness is a little eerie.. 15 year olds born in november living in illinois... are you me in another universe.. but putting that aside you're funny and at this moment you're probably still aidan... which is STILL confusing me omg but okay heh gartic phone is so fire with you you're so great to be around and i'm so happy we met and started talking like yeah THE alorei knows me .. heh ikr biggest achievment ever !! forever THE kenny fan in my heart even if you don't have the title you're genuinely so cool i'm such a fan bro it's insane okay ily :3
ami
AMIIIII HIHIHIHI WASSUP GANG blinks at you innocently as you gaze down at me through my .5 photos that are secretly there to take over your soul without your knowledge.. hii.. steals your balls with my ball guillotine. smirks. LMFAO I CAN'T DO THIS HEYY i have NO clue why it took me so long to realize that i haven't made a lovemail for you gulps.. anyway ami you're so pretty did you know that.. like what the fuck how do you look good bald who does that other than like. mr clean idk. HELP MEE dude you're so fun to hang out with i think i died laughing like seven billion times with every roblox game with play because why the fuck were we falling off of cliffs in trucks and struggling to hide bodies in fridges from albert...i think i really felt like i was in a horror game with those both ouuu i giggled way too much on vc over these games HAHA you're so sweet too even if you're a bully to me sometimes you know when shit matters and it means so much to me like. a billion times more than you know and it feels so good to have someone like that and i'm so lucky to know you aughh love you gang <3
andrea
i have something to confess...you saying word doesn't actually bother me....word...hehe hi queen you're so cool even if we have some one sided beef (i don't know why everyone has beef with me i'm trying my best to be nice </3) and i'm deeming you one of my people to run to when i have a problem. thanks unc. i can't say what we were yapping about in dms earlier but it was so funny i couldn't stop giggling and i think i genuinely had some of the most fun just cackling on vc the whole time it was great HAHA maybe we were tweaking a little bit and totally crazy and NOT detectives at all but regardless i felt very included for once and it was great :p okay love you buh bye
gets down on one knee with a rose in my mouth...raises an eyebrow and winks at you ..are you a funeral? because i want you to be mine lipbites hiya !!! we met in a...nice way !! in fact, as you said, i was the only person to message you without sending a death threat, because i only threatened you! that's how i knew we were going to get along...and we are very silly and we need help :3. i love talking to you sm because i always get all happy when i meet someone who matches my energy(?) and plays along with all my stupidity. i get a message from you and i will literally drop everything to go reply (i have dropped by little brother for you.) sometimes i feel like you understand me in a way and most people usually don't so yippee !!! (i also used to try to look for every excuse to talk to you because i thought you were so cool and would stalk your profile and send mental signals too) ilyvm my platonically engaged boo leans against expensive car and falls like a loser
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benny
BENNY BENNY BENNY jumps around in a circle holding the hands of my clones as you are summoned to the middle to be sacrificed to the beast... HIII!!! ugh benny you're so cool and funny i don't even know where to start but hey! you live in illinois like super close to me so proximity automatically makes you cool as hell and UGH I CAN'T USE TIKTOK EMOJIS HERE KMS WAIT imagine the tiktok sunglasses emoji was there okay.... okay will still love you even though you're unc and hallucinate yourself sometimes (so glad you got out of that phase btw we were all getting so worried about you<3) also vc with bryce was hilarous and i'm telling you that lilly d is going to be our inside joke from now on.. even though you're freaky sometimes you're great i start clapping like an excited little kid everytime you pop up in chat love you gang 🩷
bryce
BRYCE OMG YOU'RE SO COOL sorry had to get that off of my chest heh...but seriously you're one of the coolest people i've met and i have so much fun talking to you like holy moly wdym you're going into theatre that's so amazing like WHAAT so sorry again for going full reporter on you then i just thought that it was the greatest thing ever :p then of course your great bittergames those are so peak i'm always entertained even when the characters i bid on die in the stupidest ways known to mankind (WHY did those squirels go after ruth bro) and jackbox too ugh it's so funny and i always have the time of my life whenever you're in chat you're so good at keeping me entertained bro i feel like an ipad kid. i find it incrediby funny that you're right below benny because yeah we also bonded over the haunting hour in vc and it was hilarious. forever thanking you for introducing me to that show because damn jake skinner could lock me in a cage and burn me alive WHO SAID THAT OMG THAT'S CRAZY ahem anyways wishing you the best of luck for your school unc you're the best <3
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con
stares at you for a long time. hello my long time enemy. and brother. shortie !! we hit off very quickly because of our heizou-lessness until our whole lore arc with ohionid and the old man in ohio who made victorias secret aka you !! we have too much lore to keep track of and talking with you actually brings the curves of a smile to my face. you are so silly and goofy and you sound like a 62 year old man (no lie) and i never want to call you again /j. talking to you will probably always result in an argument because we cannot not fight each other because we are not built right. also never ask if i want your feet pics again. but i guess i love you a lot too and you've been a big part of my online life. i had exactly four friends before you so lucky number five?? i don't know, but i always look forward to talking to you almost everyday, even if you are a big snitch and liar :/ but really though, talking to you makes me feel more alive and so you better be my friend forever loser xoxo. karma
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daniel
if you're reading this in school i'm gonna crack the fuck up why are you always in school... better yet why are you still in school dude do they even let you out of there ?? jokes you're great daniel i am forever in debt for you for curing my burning hands that one time because holy flash did that hurt worse than almost any other pain i've ever experienced dude... i thought the devil had come for me thank goodness you were there to save me heh.. you're really cool dude even though we haven't talked so much yet i have a feeling we're gonna be really good friends and start talking more !! talking to you gives me the same amount of fun as my other friends so !! good start already :3 you're coolio okay stopping my yap now
dover
nonchalantly smokes a cigarette in an attempt to look cool (it doesn't work and i choke and die. at my funeral, you find a note enclosed in my palm. it reads:) what's cool dover :p like nancy i was intimidated severely by you because i wasn't very active in the server before i finally started talking to people again and i was sure that i was going to get stoned to death.. gulp.. it didn't happen though look at me! alive and thriving! (my dead body is in the casket. dead. not alive anymore, nor thriving.) we haven't really talked too much .. unless we have and i have severe memory loss, but you're cool so yayyy!
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cracks knuckles because this is going to be the longest one. hi mom !! i want to start this off with saying i love you so much that you don't even understand. you're so cool and kind and nice and amazing and thoughtful and every good trait all in one person. i can't even say anything close to bad about you because there is nothing that could be qualified as such. you're the person i can go to for everything and i hope you know you can come for me too :3. we've never disagreed even playfully (except for my whole 100 reasons why thing) which would be so surprising but i didn't expect any less with you. you're always there for me and the first to check up on me when it even seems like i'm down. even if there is nothing wrong you find time to occasionally pop in and ask how i'm doing and it makes me feel all nice inside which isn't good !! except for you bc ilyvm. i still can't believe you're 5'11 with corpse's voice /j. your voice is so yummy i could literally fall asleep to it grabs you and eats you and hugs you ilyvm. sometimes i see old dms of people i don't talk to anymore that i used to and wonder if you're going to end up with them and it gets me all sad so you have to promise not to leave me!!! /j. you're the best mom and person ever and i hope you're always happy and never sad. did i mention that i love you a lot?
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hyacinth
hi !!! it's me, your number one fan and i hope that you're still my number one fan too. we probably don't talk as much as the others but that doesn't mean that i don't care about you as much. you're really short you little dwarf but it's okay i'll let you on my shoulders /j. honestly you're never going to shit again after all those hawaiian breads but...it's okay. please never ask if we want an asmr of you letting all that shit rip though..anyway!! you're certainly a handful for being such a little guy but i love you !!
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heya !! how's that dsmp kin quiz going /j? we haven't talked very much but you're super cool! you live in my walls with the other...bones...:3. but i don't mind because we can have a sleepover !! very coolio. i shoved you in a grave and filled it with dirt yet it was but an act of love :3. you also kin dead characters and ... you're going to join them some day so i was kick starting the process!! keep on getting slayed :3 hugs all around
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klara
AHHH KLARA HI HI HI!!! skeeter irl i can't believe i actually got to meet you that's so crazy heh.. starting off strong with oh what the hell you're younger than me and your art is so crazy good like genuinely i could not believe that you weren't older than me i have NO idea how you're so talented. AND you can write like it's like spookish again bro... writing and drawing combo is insane leave some talent for the rest of us beggars pleaseee </3 also wanted to thank you for everything you comment on for my fics i get so happy like yeah skeeter malark approved of me i literally won what else is there to accomplish heh... you also are so pretty and you look like a skeeter the way lesbian ricky looks like a rochelle dude it's actually crazy ugh and you're so funny i love talking to you whenever you pop into chat even if you get a little crazy sometimes AUGH the skeeter cardboard cutout cracks me uppp<3 have fun in high school i'd totally give you advice if you asked :p
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laurens
i don't give seven flying fucks if your name isn't laurens it's laurens to me and that's all that matters 😠 haii!! i remember back when i first started seeing you around the server.. i think quinn might have sent a screenshot of a bald luke castellan and i'm 99% sure that was you and even if it wasn't it cracked me up dude .. then of course seeing luke castellan alive for some reason before become john laurens (also alive for some reason) also sent me LMFAO you're very funny is what i'm trying to say heh.. i always have so much fun playing whatever roblox game we do on vc and i end up cackling everytime we're so fucking stupid that it sends me dude </3 again like a few others you are a bit of a freak sometimes... i AM filing a restraining order at some point .. maybe .. maybe not... your little situation with the fence and broken arm gave me like ten heart attacks try not to do that again PLEASE omg.. you're so cool i was a little nervous about talking to you the first time actually i was like 'i gotta make a good impression lock in karma LOCK IN' so i sincerely hope you don't want me dead LMFAO love you gang
lenny
joe.. joe hidne.. imso sleepy.. yes.. BAHAHHHAHAHA sorry i'm overusing the joke so bad but it kills me everytime augh HI LENNY !! my biggest opp...i shiver just thinking about having to write about you /j ily lenny you're so funny even though you're a little slow sometimes.. it's okay andrea and i both agreed you were pretty smart so that redeems you.. i suppose... the ball guillotine IS still after you though sorry i can't call it off. you know sparky sparky boom boom man from atla? yeah it's like that i can't do anything about it... sorry heh.. we have so many inside jokes that i can't even start to include them in here dude it's crazy but even though we kinda have beef i love you either way you're great <3
lux
you rummage through your attic desperately, heart pounding in your chest as you breathe heavily through your lips. you need to find it. it has to be here, hidden away from the light for years too many. there's a vague memory in the back of your mind, of the greenery in the back and the blank expression of the subject in the photo. it takes too long for comfort to pull out the two glistening photos, dusty but still recognizable. two people, both with blank expressions and matching headbands. on the back: we're lobotomized twin. sorry i'm having a lot of fun with these openings LMFAOO HI LUX HI HI HII WHAT'S GOING ON TWINNNN hehe i'm jumping right into this one dude you're so cool and even though it wasn't like we were talking from the first day we met we grew into it and i'm so happy we did because you're so amazing and i'm so fucking glad to know you. you're genuinely so funny and supportive and you along with the rest of the gang motivate me so much with your comments and it makes me feel so flipping good. you're so empathetic and even if i haven't gone to your dms to tell you about my problems yet doesn't mean i won't soon.. watch out.. LMFAO but i genuinely do feel comfortable with the idea of running to you the next time i get really frustrated or sad about something and that really counts because countless people will offer but in the end it's really the people i love and trust that get to hear it. all of your opinions are correct btw because i believe them.. trust kola WILL be canon.. okay i'm yapping a lot gulp LOVE YOUU
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maemie
AUGH MAEMIE YOU'RE SO COOL I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW COOL YOU ARE!! genuinely from your art to your personality you're just such an amazing person and i feel like a little part of me is healed every time i talk to you. you're one of the sweetest people i know and heh.. i might be a little biased but in the top three bittersweet artists of all time oughh i think a piece of me sees the light everytime i am graced with your presence !! so happy to have such a beautiful person as my number one fan and to be your number one as well <3 i could continue glazing you on and on forever and probably never stop
marcy marcy marcy. hello !! i'm surprised that you haven't grown tired of me to be honest. i'm a big handful yet you have big hands i suppose. you were the irl nerd emoji in middle school though sorry. you're super cool and pretty and your personality is so fun to rock with and talk to. i adore your edits and singing and your tiktok is so underrated and you deserve so much more recognition because you sound absolutely majestic. you're really fun and wacky and i love you and talking to you !
marx
explodes your house with my magical girl powers... OH YM GOD WHO DID THAT .. that really sucks marx but while that's getting fixed let me yap real quick heh haii marx you're so real like yeah pink is goated as hell and comforting people is unchartered waters BUT you are a freak i fear but ... but i guess you wouldn't be marx without being a freak so keep on being you... just not in front of my salad please goddamn !! at least other people have shame but hey! good on you for being proud of your words idk.. also i have to admit i do find you funny as hell like i can't even pretend you aren't you're great dude you've got the realest opinions and a great personality love you dude :p
maxy
the day ricky met hatsune miku, i was there. sitting. festering. lying in wait. wait for it... wait for it... BAM. i murder them both in cold blood. i take off my mask to reveal benson boone underneath. "only i can benson boone it." i declare. i turn to the sky and stare the writer in the eye. maxy...you will pay for your crimes against the bittersweet community... okay i'm stopping sorry hi maxy hii!! dude i was so unbearably inactive in the bittersweet server and then one day you me and mena brought up spider ricky and i was like .. heh... my time to shine because holy moly people KNOW me and that was so insane to me and lowkey i felt honored and i was like 'i gotta lock in and make friends this is so fun!!' so all credit to you and mena for getting me to stop being such a loner LMFAO maxy you're such an amazing writer i'm in love with your fics whether they make me cry or laugh and you're such a nice person to get along with it's crazy ough.. you're so fire dude and everytime we're in vc and it's just you typing i feel like a twitch streamer responding to comments it's so fun i love it HAHA okay this is getting long again because of my benson boone thing at the start you're crazy cool okay baii <3
mei
mei !! hello...:3. you're very ill i'm sorry and you have to be admitted to a hospital :(. please get help !! you're very w. all of you. from your headcanons to your ships to your themes, you're almost never wrong. you're like a little bag of fun and rage, please don't send me another image of dye /j. your energy is all over the place and sometimes hard to keep up with but you're very silly nonetheless. you're also observant and understanding which has saved me in a lot of situations so ty and ilyt. but ... pls let me meow on vc while you're at the store ... ily but ... pls :(
mena
GRAHH HI QUEEN WHAT'S UP 😝😝😝😝 okay my bad i'll shut up mena i need to start this off by saying that if you mention november third again i WILL burst into tears and it is NOT going to be pretty okay... IT MAKES ME SO SAD STOP IT off topicing now you're so cool and i like to think of you and maxy as one unit so yeah i do remember my earliest memory of us being me mentioning that i wrote spiderman ricky which was really funny to watch you find out btw and i'm really glad i did because we started talking more and wowza you're fun to talk to!! like everyone else you're really funny and nice even though you don't let me kill maxy.. pmo... you're amazing never let anything get you down love youu
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nancy
nancy you freak if you send some out of pocket shit one more time i might actually lose my mind and become the next harley quinn 😠but it's okay because i screenshot it some of the time and that's great material because UNLIKE MARX you can actually be ashamed sometimes!! very satisfying change of pace but HIIII hi nancy wassup heh .. i used to be a little nervous talking to you because you were so high up on the leaderboard and i was insanely intimidated and thought i might get jumped if i say the wrong thing but hey!! look at us now!! you don't want me dead (i think. idk... gulp) and i think you're very cool even if you're a bit of a freak i promise <3 you can't spell nancy without freak because uhm the a is the same and e is close to c and okay uhm you get it ... AGAIN you're very funny and i have fun talking to you :3 good luck on getting into college if they find your discord though.. love ya 😋
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quinn
blinks at you with my big wide eyes. hi.. jokes ily WHAT'S UP GANG just wanted to say that you're so cool to talk to even though my earliest interaction with you was being horrified at the alleged horror being in your room. i think i almost had a nightmare that night, and i NEVER have nightmares. regardless forever thankful that there's at least one person with some common sense in the server (even if you and marx and aidan get a little freaky in front of my salad sometimes... tone that down /j) so i can totally count on your opinions being right. happy that we bonded over having crushed on boys so easily i believe in you gang. also you're funny as hell i can't lie i end up losing it every other message which sucks because laughing HURTS OMGG even then you're so fun to talk to and i'm so glad that i met you dude you're great. keep up your maui physique btw you're looking more like him every single day
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reverie
hi grandma. you're so damn old like are you sure you aren't bones yet /j? i've sent you and vynn to the nursing homes time after time but alas, none of you understand my patience and sacrifices for you !! you're so silly revma and i love you very much. but fuck you there can only be one #1 woowoo fan and it's me !!
river
SCREAMS AND SHAKES YOU HI :3 okok i don't know where to start with this so i'll start with thanking you because you're actually so amazing it's no joke. in less than what, four days, you've probably made me smile everytime i felt like a loser with your compliments. it's like every conversation i have with you leaves me happy because you're actually way too nice and appreciative of my work i might cry !! your feedback and comments never fail to make me feel better about not knowing if i'm doing anything right and you have won the title of my hypeman !! all this cheering might be a bit much for you though, go back to your bakery grandpa /j in all seriousness though, i'll cheer for you instead since your works are just as great to me as mine are to you and i actually ate all your works oopsie !! i'd been feeling kinda lonely and down when we first started talking and you've definitely brought me back up and i'm really thankful for that :) your energy makes me feel more alive and matching it is really fun !!! puts you in my mouth and bites you :/ i feel bad for constantly messaging you but you're so cool that i keep coming back to talk to you like a roach LMFAO </3 YOU'RE AMAZING THOUGH FR
rochelle
lesbian rickysita... where to start... you're genuinely one of the sweetest and kindest people i know it makes me feel like an older sister (i already am one idk why i'm saying this) and we agree on so many things it's like we were meant to be friends heh :3 like yeah i like being girly and pink and fashion and it's so fun!!! so glad someone can agree with me on this. also you're so unbelievably cute and pretty and you're literally named rochelle in my heart please you look just like the girls i wished i looked like when i was younger </3. you're pretty AND nice which is an insane combo i already know you're gonna be popular as you grow up because you have such a genuine and pure energy that's paired with a sense of humor and ability to joke and tease and it's like the perfect mix all in one. never change, you're amazing
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torlan
AUGHH TORLAN HII!! forever in shock that you're younger than me because holy moly you jumpscared me with your voice the first time you spoke... enough of that though talking to you is super fun because you'll either be completely tame or the strangest person i've ever encountered and i'll support you through every phase...probably. will always have your back in that server trust you will never catch me not defending you !! you're very funny and i end up giggling at least once every time you pop into chat and it lowkey sucks that our timezones clash </3 you're so cool and great and fit in so well with everyone else and make sure you know how fire you are man <3
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valen
hello..you weirdo...but even if you are weird i still love you and i will find you and eat you <3 we got married like..when we first met because that's how cool we are !! i've made you cry a lot because i'm also cool like that ! over. a fictional character sending "<3" in a dm. please get therapy. you're very goofy valen...i can't say anything less of that :/. keep on bringing silliness wherever you go !!
vynn
i was contemplating putting you on s with sheep but i was nice enough not to <3. hello vynn!! you were also a big part of my first few months back on discord. you were very goofy and made the mistake of saying "baaa' but perhaps that's what started our friendship. i still look back on our old dms and giggle a bit. hearing that you enjoy my writing boosts my non existent ego just a notch every time you have to stop doing that /j. regardless, i love you a lot too, platonic loml and undercover secret agent partner spoken through a large oversized spiderman walkie talkie
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zephyr
hi zeph! i see you had to scroll all the way to the bottom, my bad <3. as my hamster gerbil, you are very precious to me even though i dropped you into the dookie river. i cried and sat by your grave everyday and brought you celery as you took over hell. i really like talking to you because you have all those funny reactions to things. also, poor kids unite !! loved qubo fr !! ilyvm too and i wish you the best with all your school stuff :3.