Death Note But They Order Fast Food (1/?)

Quotations are dialogue, italics are monologue.

L: "You make a fair point, Light. I guess I'll concede on that."

Light: "Well, you sure didn't make it easy! You make quite a good argument, L." But not good enough to find me out. Fool. It's already too late. Misa's already made the deal and can already see your name and lifespan. Now all I need is a chance to get that name from her. And I'll write your name in the Death Note. It's been fun, L.

Light: "You know L, it's getting late. Maybe it's time you and I head out. Would it be okay if I said goodnight to Misa privately?"

Misa: "Light! Don't be so naughty!"

Light & Misa: (Crosstalk) "Th-That's not what I meant, Misa! But Light!"

L: "I guess so. A student needs his sleep. But you know, all this sitting around has given me quite the appetite. How would you two feel about ordering some dinner? My treat, of course."

Light: "Dinner? Sounds good to me." Damn it! I should've known it wouldn't have been so easy. Even now, he's being cautious. I can't act too suspicious. I just need a few more minutes.

Misa: "Ooh, yes please!"

Light: "Well, what did you have in mind, L?"

L: "Hm, fair question. Why don't we order some Wendy's? You and I could split a 4 for $4. How's that sound, Light?"

Light: "Hm? Okay." Wendy's 4 for $4?! You think I'm that dense, L? Of course I know the Wendy's 4 for $4 sandwich, nuggets, fries, and choice of soft drink would barely be enough for the both of us. Tch. But of course, you knew I'd think that, didn't you, Ryuzaki?

Light: "Well wait, wouldn't the $5 Biggie Bag be more appropriate? Seeing as it'd be split between the two of us?"

L: "Oh, very perceptive, Light. I suppose you're right." So I was right. Even though I was the one paying, you'd still recommend a more expensive meal. Just as I'd suspect a mass murderer such as yourself to do, Kira. However...

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Light: With the 4 for $4 price so close to $5 as it is, it's only the most logical conclusion to add those few extra cents. You can't pin anything on me. Face it, L. This pitiful Hail Mary is pointless.

Misa: "Can we get Taco Bell instead?"

L & Light: (Unison) "Taco Bell?'

L: How interesting.

Light: Misa, you idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?! Is this some poor attempt to get us alone? Now? L can see right through that!

L: Taco Bell? Why on Earth would she suggest Taco Bell? Is this a part of your game, Kira?

Light: There has to be something I'm not seeing here. Wait, Taco Bell was founded in 1962. That was the same year that Marilyn Monroe died.

L: Marilyn Monroe had 13 letters in her name, and her name makes two words, making 15. Her third film came out in March, March 15th. 'Beware the ides of March.'

Light: The Romans praised their own god of death, Mors. But why him? Why? Mors, the god of death and casualty. Casualty in Spanish is... Baja. The Baja Blast! I get it! She's trying to say she'll kill him, right here and now!

L: So that's your game.

Light: Yes. Do it, Misa! Tell him you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as God of the New World! Do it! Now!

L: You're going to make a move, right here, right now? Do your worst, Kira. I have cameras all around this room. Every movement you make will be caught and seen by millions. Make your move, Misa Amane.

L & Light: (Unison) Do it! Now!

Misa: "Wait. Can you even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell?"

(Light punches L.)

Ryuk: (Wheezing laughter) "Hamburger."

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Pub: 08 Jul 2023 23:56 UTC

Edit: 13 Jul 2023 00:45 UTC

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