keeta adventure time rant collection. copy and pastes of my fav at rants from discord, if i really like the rant it goes here +++ using this as my beautiful rant space so if you ever wanna come and see me crying over adventure time or ask me anythingggg.................winks. thisll update like regurally tbh. unless i forget

ADVENTURE TIME NO SPECIFIC CHARACTER

1: good at convo between me n a friend..prob my fav..)
my anus marster — 03/03/2024 12:52 AM
KEETA THIS IS SO CUTE i really think the meanings in the show are just next level like honestly so many people (YOUUU because you are him) can relate to finn and his problems. like from the beginning we think this is just a silly little show about a silly little boy and a silly little dog but then we watch more and more of the show and its just so much more than what we had thought it was gonna be LIKE HONESTLY I HAD NO CLUE I WOULD BE CRYING MY HEART OUT IN 2018 (?? think thats when it ended) ITS JUST SO MUCH AND ITS JUST SO COMFORTING LIKE IM OBSESSED

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 12:53 AM
his character just makes my heart twist in AGONY like he needs a HUG!!!!!

kaleidoskull — 3/03/2024 1:05 AM
AAAHHH! MARI YOU GET YOU GET IT! the begining being all silly...aaaa...like childlike wonder to realizing things arent cupcakes and rainbowsERRGHHH it really punches you in the heart when you go from that to this, LIKE OH DUDE. WOW. OKAY. HAD EVERYONE CRYING WHEN THE LAST EPISODE AIRED.
its just such a PUNCH AHHH. even the side characters had sm depth,, princess cookie my lov. i lov him); and then ghost princess and her bf??? they loved each other and were separated by war AGH THEIR DEATH. they found each other again being dead..and finally got to move on once they found out the cause of death, the underlying problem within (im crying), normal man and beth??? GOODNESS THEY TEAR MW APART. i dont even wanna talk about that one. AGHHHHHHH EVEN MILKSHAKE MAN AND CHERRY CREAM SODA?! WHAT RHE FLIP
kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 1:09 AM
SAVE FINN SAVE FINN please. i cant.
i lov hom sm
iv never seen a show w sm good characters you can dig into ohmgggg marceline, bonnibel, jake, bmoooooooooooo sm more...

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 1:19 AM
so this THIS THSISSSSSS i feel like the creators just wanted to make a world that had depth like so much depth everyone in that show has such a heavy story that even the side characters make me bawl my eyes out everything it just so well written that it tugs on my heart strings THE ONLY BEEF I HAVE WITH ADVENTURE TIME IS HOW MUCH THOUGHT AND LOVE WENT INTO MAKING THESE CHARACTERS LIKE THEY HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING ME CRY LIKE THAT (I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT)

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 1:23 AM
AAA AAAA MARI MARIIII YOU GET IT!!! THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE SOOO IMPORTANT TOO! THEY ALSO HAVE A STORY WHICH MAKES THE ENDING OF ADVENTURE TIME 10000x MORE IMPACTFUL! and the jake & finn episode in distant lands;(( YOU SEE THEM ALL AGAIN AFTER SO LONG,, after you saw them live their lives and learn their story..theyre now GONE. ALL OF THEM. theres a new world now, new people AGHHHHH. its beautiful the amount of care and love that went into adventure time makes it one of the best ever cartoons in history ITS SO IMPACTFUL. IT EVEN MAKES ME FEEL FOR THE VILLIANS??? ice king..guh. he was never a villian pleapl es lslsslslsslsls AGHHH
im abt to talk about simon rq after i say something about the adventure time world
i ALSOOO love what they did w the world of adventure time like. the planet itself and the entirety of ooo, not only are the characters beautiful but the world is too AND I ACTUALLY PLAN TO MAKE A SLIDESHOW OR SOMETHING ON THIS but.
its like actual earth, they hav indicated having a hell and heaven and a god (glob) which i find super interesting, my mom doesnt like adventure time bc ahe thinks its demonic WHICH adventure time isnt entirely demonic but it does have demonic elements in it,, WHY? BECAUSE THEYRE ON FUCKING EARTH. OOO! while its a fantasy world it is still similar to our world, our world has demonic elements everywhere like their world and theres good and bad so its basically just an accurate representation of the world in religious eyes or even in unreligious eyes
i just think its suuuper interesting how it plays a role in their world and i wanna make a thing going in depth in it because i have a LOT to say about it

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 1:29 AM
this is really quick bc now im sending essays sorry mari.
i lov what they did w simon in fiona and cake im not sure if you watched but my hearts w simon/ice king i relate to him a bit as well sometimes his character ahh;( anywaysss
i lov what they did w him and ice, he would dress up as ice king and play in ice and stuff saying its comforting AUGH and also when he was at the bar they gave him a drink w ice and he was freaking out like AGH NO ICE NO ICE AHHHH NOO
i never make headcannons or say a character has something ever by myself like. if someone else made one that made sense to me id b like "OH YEAH! HAHA REAL DUDE." but seeing himmmmmm. for the first time i clicked w a character so well getting triggered by something soooo smallll to others but so big to you and it really made my heart flutter i always associate him w ptsd
AUGH MARI YOU AND JAKE i actually see you a lot in him esp near the end where the elemental stuff was happening and finn and jake were playing haircut. and jake opened up, i saw a lot of you in that scene and it makes me think of you a lot
okay let me get away from the keyboard

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 2:14 AM
a lot of why i like it so much is because it reminds me of the real world and thats so comforting to me because the show really reminds me that yeah we can be separated by a tv screen but theres a lot of elements of the real world that goes into the show and everyone goes through hardships and friendships and love and obsession but at the end of the day its like everythings gonna be fine I SWEAR ONLY ADVENTURE TIME MAKES ME THINK THIS WAY!!!!! and the stuff about religion is sooo accurate like it really explores all these kinds of topics that really seem realistic to religious and unreligious people thats pretty impressive coming from a cartoon LIKE DUDEE?!?!?!? dont even get me started on the land of ooo its so magical and fun but at the same time you see over time that even ooo has threats and dangers much like our own world so i think its so cool how it incorporates real themes into the show. the show can be like a way to escape to many people and shows that usually do that seem like fairytales but this one is like the best of both worlds because its comforting to know that the situations in the show are based off of our world!! its hard to explain honestly my explanation sounds wonky

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 2:17 AM
SIMON MAKES ME CRY SO HARDDDDD his whole character is just really tragic I associate him with ptsd too tbh like everything he went through was just AAAAHHHHH

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 2:20 AM
AHHH YES! I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY AH YES YOU GET IT! even though its a fantasy world there is a bit of realness in it, which is just sooo cool...i think this is why adventure time makes so many people emotional because it reflects our lives a lot tackling real problems and themes and different characters with different problems in a world with similar problems and themes? AAAH! its just so beautiful and i love it so much..all from a cartoon show with 11min episodes too??? adventure time is so perfect not a lot of shows can do that, older cartoons were so good i wish newer ones were more like this because you can learn so much about life and yourself

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 2:21 AM
AGHH simon my love. :simon_omg: HE JUST AHHHH! i can see the ptsd elements AND OF COURSE THE CREATORS SHOW IT IN A PERFECT BEAUTIFUL WAY MY GOODNESS IM GONNA EAT THEM

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 2:23 AM
this is so real the show was on another level making me feel this way MAKING A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY its just so comforting and sad and happy ITS A ROLLERCOASTER TBH and ill always eat it up im just so glad it means a lot to other people i get so happy seeing adventure time fans theyre so silly

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 2:25 AM
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT its just so close to our world and its so pretty its hard not to emotional over adventure time,, if adventure time didnt make you feel anything then theres something wrong..AND YES i love seeing other adventure time fans and talking about it this was the best adventure time conversation ever you just get it
i love to see everyone elses view on it and how they can relate to it or a character

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 2:28 AM
me too i get so yippie happy whenever you talk about finn because thats literally YOUUUU its so good when people can relate to someone so deeply and learn more about themselves

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 2:28 AM
ADVENTURE DOES THAT ITLL LITERALLY OUT YOU. itll never spare your feelings. thank you adventure time for opening a maris eyes in a brutal way with a yellow dog 😇💖 HALPPP. aaa we are literally :finn_jake_love: us us us

kaleidoskull — 03/03/2024 2:30 AM
AGHHHHHHH ILL CRY! i love finn. hes my favorite character ever in the whole world i could go on and on about him i use finn situations just to describe my mood HE MAKES ME ILL. having a character help you learn more about yourself is soo awesome sometimes gut wrenching but AWESOME! HEGEHE it can really help you reflect,, im glad jake could do that for you because thats such an important thing to realize about yourself and i think its really beautiful ;(((

my anus marster — 03/03/2024 2:33 AM
AHHH :jake_gasp:
this was a top tier adventure time talk

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note: (AAH! THANK YOU MARI! MY FAV ADVENTURE TIME TALK IM GLAD SOMEONE GETS IT! that was over an hour??? thankkk you......) (deleted some stuff for privacy??????? and tooooooo stay onnnnn topic lawls)#FINN

FINN

1: ranting abt finn to someone) i love finn so much!!! i kin him LOTS LOTS LOTS!
GOSH ok so. he is literally my favorite oh mygosh i cry over this mf. at the start of the series he was 12 then he was 17 at the of ADVENTURE TIME in the spin offs he grew older ANYWAYS i love him sm
hes a hero EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!!! he loves to help people and save princesses! he also!!!! fell in love w two of them!!!! :blush: that was his downfall. there are so many good qualities of finn, but SO MANY BAD ONES LAWD he was madly in love w princess bubblegum. for the longest and super obsessive, then he fell in love with flame princess (HER NAMES PHOEBE ill call her phoebe here) finn acually folded so bad w her. he was trying to ""help"" make sure phoebe doesnt go evil again, since in the flame kingdom wheres shes from theyre evil and she wants to get better ANYWAYS they broke up bc of what he did and you see finn literally BRROOOOWWKEN he was really immature, but at the same time he was pretty much a little boy at the time. he was obsessive of her and it looked like he was going threw the 5 stages of grief HEL3OP,, he tries getting a new girlfriend a lot, it was like. he didnt know how to just b single, he was desperate for love, immature and obsessive :finn_hide: on the outside, if you didnt really know him, youd see him as a heroic flawless hero but oh my gosh youd b extremely wrong
he has abondment issues, had a short fuse but it got a bit better as he grew, when theres a bad situation he feels the need to fix it and this isnt always a good thing bc sometimes its abt helping people w their problems and.. he thinks hes helping but he isnt HYELP OR. if there was a bad situation that he wasnt able to fix he will put the blame on himself, he copes terribly by suppressing in different ways, and SO MUCH MORE GOODNESS hes a tough kid, hes been threw so much :DC_ryota_cry: its actually HEART SHATTERING you have to see to understand. i really like to talk abt this side of finn bc i think its extremely important to his character,,, his character is actually so deep :catScream: hes a deep character HES A DEEP CHARACTER. but :3 i love finn. sm. he is very caring he has such a big heart and i really love him, hes sympathetic and HE JUST CARES HE CARES HE LOVES HE CARES hes so caring
he looks out for others so much i feel like he forgets about himself sometimes ;((( his fav food is meatload btw i just though tthat was a important interesting fact he likes meatloaf and baby bkue
(note: thank you shiro for letting me talk abt finnnn <( ;o;) heartheartheart)

2: part 2) finn was originally going to be named pen!!! why? bc he really liked pens. HEKO3OPP he convinced everyone to call him pen because of his strong love of lil pens I THINK THAT ITS SO CUTE also! in the pillotttt,, he wore a yellow sweater! in the official adventure timeee the same sweater appears when he goes to the ice kingdom! <( owo) he also has another sweater thats pink that princess bubblegum made for him, AAAND a sweater that has his face on the sweater that ice king gave him (he had matching sweaters w jake and ice king). TALKINNGGGG ABOUT FINN CLOTHES...i love finns hat sm i wish i had one irl <( ;o;) ITS SO FUCKING CUTE LAWWWD. i resembles a bearrr! i like to think its a evil polar bear (evil bc finn and jake would never slay a innocent bear) PLUS it looks like his moms hat! wich. i think is really sweet...esp bc finns mom, minerva, is a helper! back then in founders island there were a bunch of humans called "helpers" (like..doctors!) minerva is the last of the helpers since there was something going around causing people to die <( ono) just like minerva, finn is extremely helpful AND. i think its such a nice detail w his hat...mayb im overthinking it but!!! the foreshadowing(???) is totally there guys TRUST!

  1. FINN IS COLORBLIND!!! he sees green things as red...which. this fact confuses people since they werent consistant w it in the show HAHAHGAHA but i think its a cool fact! jake was the one was originally colorblind, mayb since hes a dog, but they switched it up! ALSO! finns eyes are bluuuueee!!! BUTBUTBUT. his left eye was green and right was blue,, andy ristaino said it was a special occasion! it was bc of "that guardian dude" hyponotizing him HAGAHAH. but yaaa..finns eyes are blue and hes colorblind!!!! i think the heterochromia fact is just a silly little fact i reallly wanted to include that

JAKE

  1. i thik jakes backstory w his dad is really cool....yk how jake has stretchy powers and jerome (finn and jakes other brother!) wellll..thats because margaret and joshua (finn, jake, and jermones parents) concieved jerome normally..and jake was a result of a blue stretchy alien named warren ampersand impreganantnting joshua HELP3OP33 IT. IT SOUNDS. BAD. IK. BUT. listen..its really interesting I SWEEEEEAR,,,,, i wanna talk abt it more and jakes kids too but its like. almost 6am I GOTTA SLEEP!!! its snoozing time mimimi

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM

  1. gonnnaaa talk abt princess bubblegum rq BC IM ACTUALLY FRUSTRATED RN people dont understand her character its so YGG "we need more complex female characters" YOU COULDNT EVEN HANDLE HER. :pb_annoyed:
    spoilersss :simonevil:
    "shes just a narc" "shes just a dictator" "shes a terrible person" "pb sucks" OK GUYS. MAYB WE DIDNT SEE THE SAME STORY??? mfs act oikeshe was born evil or like she didnt have a character arc...being in power is all she knew..when she made her uncle, aunt, and cousin they LITERALLY betrayed her. all my girl wanted to do was make a lake and uncle gumdrop made her a bf and sent off to go on a date w him just so he can make a plan to turn pb into a idiotic candy w the same stuf he used for her "bf" ot whatever so he could take ovee everything..and all my beautiful pb just wanted to do was make a lake smh. he was upset w the fact she didnt agree w his idea so he got all mad at a little kid and tried turning her into candy so he could take control of everything and build a kingdom,, when pb got back they attempted to turn her ibto candy in the basement, the only thing she could fo was defend herself and turn THEMMM into candy. w gumdrops idea in the back of her head (im guessing) she tild them call her princess she was a little girl while a war was going on, all alone w her beither nessy. she makes new family so she isnt so lonely (since nesy wasnt really..much ig, all he did eas cry and wasnt "human like" or ehatevs), her new family betrays her, she has to turn them into candy before they can turn her into one...all of this while being a little girl. so as time goes on she builds a kingdom, she makes more candy, and she takes control of everything. alls shes ever known was ruling a kingdom, having the need to b in control of everything and always having to b prepared for the worse bc of whatever will happen AND not only that the candy citizens ARE LITERALLY IDIOTS if they were without pb for one hour THEYD LITERALLY WOULD DIE LAWDDD. and she cares for her citizens DEEPLY all she wants to do is protect them :bb_cry: i wish people WOULD LEARN WHERE HER BEHAVIOR STEMS FROM GOOOOoooooodnessssss. "what pb did to flame princess was wrong!" ok. i cannot deny it was a bit of a jerky move but at the same time you have to look at it from her perspective, she didnt do it to b a bitch she did it because she didnt want the flame kingdom to attack the candy kingdom.she did it to keep her candys safe,, fire princesses brother kept talking abt attacking them YELO so she hadda take action before anything could happen to her citizens and her kingdom,, again all she wante to do is protect them :STOPPLAYINGWMEblue: "she stalked her citizens" BC THOSE MFS CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HER THEURE SO STUPID HELPMEMEMEE its kinda funny tho..anyhow
    later on..she starts to realize thing shes done are wrong, shes trying to improve. not be as mean anymore, no be such a control freak. shes starting to see that she doesnt have to habdle everything and everything isnt always on her, shes veen tired for a veryyy long time...and IM PROUD OF MY PRETTY PINK PRINCESS FOR IMPROVING LAWD i can understand why she turned out the way she did, abd for her to start trying to change for the better is awesome. theres some thongs i cant defend her on but thessseee. :wicked: the day people understand where pbs behavior stems from is the day ill truly b happy...also adding,,, when the James's situation was happening, finn and jake convince her to take a step back and just watch what was happening and it was so cute you could just see her giggling w finn and jake :3 and another time she decided to take a step back and not b so in control is during a slumber party w the candy citizen + finn and jake, she takes finn for a walk and finnsss like "youre not gonna watch them?" and shes like "im trying ti b more layed back ^_^" SO SWEET lov my girl i love seeing her relax, everything went absolutely haywire while she was gone bc the candy citizens are such goobers but yk! she got a break, and she handled them afterwards! aanndd. when pb lost her kingdom, she was devastated,, she got a little ahed to live in. we see her during this time period show how she really feels, she opens up to marceline abd its soo UGGGHAGGH..she explains how shes felt so tired, she then larer on cries about losing everything and feeling like ahe needs to control every single thing so everythings okay IT MAKES ME WANNA CRYYYY i love her. ahe also says shes trying to not be as mean anymore which was kinda funnyty"haha sorry thats mean, im trying to be less meaaann" ohhh pb i love you

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