ᒪOᐯEᗰᗩIᒪ <3

Please note that the order of the people listed here are at a COMPLETE random! Because I wanted it to be fair. So no hard feelings, please!

𝕂𝕌ℕ𝕀𝕂𝕌ℤ𝕌𝕊ℍ𝕀 —

"ᴀɴʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴡꜱ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ."

I made a wheel online to decide the order of these, and the chances of you coming up the very first spin were 1/7. But friendship wise, you're a 7/7! You ARE kind of an asshole, but I've never liked people who always agree with me. And I already know you're a big softie inside :D I'm so very glad we met, not a day where I can talk to you ends up boring. But I'm afraid if I went on any further, I would overfeed your already massive ego... I can already feel you smiling at your phone while reading this GODDAMNIT

🌌 - ooh? first on the list, mortal? mmhmhmmhm. whether it was a coincidence or not, the spinning wheel knew who should go at the top of the list. and no, i'm not a softie.

Ҝ卂乙ㄩ卄卂 —

"ᴡɪɴɢ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴜᴇ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ."

Alright, first things first, grade A for managing to deal with all those hooligans every single day. And you don't even get paid! But besides that, you're just chill dude, you're vibing. You are vibes and peace 24/7. If you were just a bit older you would probably buy "live laugh love" merchandise, don't even deny it LMAO but anyways, thanks for even allowing me to be your friend cause it honestly feels like a huge privelege.

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 —

"ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ."

Ah yes, the poetic lovergirl. Your song lyrics was the easiest to choose after Kuni, you Ghost fanatic. Anyways, tysm for always helping around my dumbass brain with how to technology! You're funky and you're funny, and no, making a deep meaning to everything isn't that bad, it comes free when you're really into literature. I hope you have a great day and also hope true love knocks at your door eventually! And I hope this gif wasn't... too on the nose, Angel.

𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗧 —

"ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ? ᴏʜ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴍɪɴᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ."

Okay, object named person AND a Kaeya fan? Pick a struggle buddy. But besides that absolutely needed slander, you're someone who I can always be myself with. And you're as dramatic as me, sometimes even more than me, so I can always bitch about things to you and shittalk annoying people. You're also a wonderful friend besides our little gossip sessions though, we just click so much, and I have to admit I get a lot of my genshin lore knowledge from you. Especially about Kaeya. You also drew my OCs multiple times for FREE? Someone like you is one in a million bro. This is getting long but cmon we've known eachother for 4 YEARS NOWWWW

🅂🅃🄾🄽🄴 🄲🄾🄻🄳 🄲🄾🄻🄻🄴🄲🅃🄸🅅🄴 —

"ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ, ɪ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏɴᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ."

Okay people, make way, army of sillies coming through! You people are all so unique and colorful, both personality and looks wise. I know some of you may not even know my name, but I consider you all friends. I may have done a little bias to your co host and host by including them both at the top but they ARE the hosts so plz don't hate meee,,,, anyways though, ily all so very much /p but that won't stop me from worrying about your concerning streak of eating inedible things, PLZ STOP

— ᏒᏋᎷᎩ —

"ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ɪ ᴡɪꜱʜ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ꜰᴏʀᴍ, ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍ."

Before anything, I'm sorry for the shitty gif, there's just rlly not much Jataro Kemuri content on the internet :'> anyways tho, PLATONIC SOULMATEEE I swear there should be a scientific explanation to how much we understand eachother. You've also helped improve my writing sm tysm for putting up with my bullshit in our roleplay years :> you're just talented AND kind and the literal angel of our friendgroup. We're gonna have to drag you to hell ourselves cause there's no way you're going there with your own efforts.

𝙹𝚄𝙺𝙸 —

"ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴇᴛꜱ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ."

The devil's advocate. You are SO goddamn stubborn but of course, a friend who just always agrees with you is no fun. You're quite good at debating and are knowledgable. There's much we agree to disagree on, but we have just as much in common. And it is admirable how dedicated you are to things, even if the things may be something petty like completely benching your Albedo. You also happen to be my walking German translator, so thanks for that! You're pretty smart except when you're running a no healer Xiao team- OKAY I'll shut up DW AND ONCE AGAIN THANKS SM FOR BEING MY FRIEND, still judging you for being a Swiftie tho

Trust me, ending up on this list is no easy task, so rest assured you're a very treasured person if you find yourself here! I literally wouldn't have made it this far if I didn't have you guys, love you all <3

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Pub: 17 Sep 2023 23:47 UTC

Edit: 06 Feb 2024 12:12 UTC

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