〘TOP 200 WAYS TO DIE/KILL A BLAISEMAN

  1. Stabbing them with a rusty screwdriver.
  2. Smothering them with a pillow soaked in bleach.
  3. Injecting air bubbles into their veins.
  4. Bashing their head with a brick.
  5. Drowning them in a vat of boiling oil.
  6. Hanging them from a meathook.
  7. Crushing them with a car crusher.
  8. Pushing them off a skyscraper.
  9. Slashing their throat with a serrated knife.
  10. Poisoning their drink with deadly nightshade.
  11. Attaching them to a rocket and launching them into space.
  12. Trapping them in a room slowly filling with quicksand
  13. Electrocution through a rigged treadmill.
  14. Slicing open their stomach and letting them bleed out.
  15. Encasing them in concrete and throwing them into the ocean.
  16. Strangling them with their own intestines.
  17. Flaying their skin while they're still alive.
  18. Feeding them to a pack of hungry wolves.
  19. Injecting them with a lethal dose of potassium chloride.
  20. Bludgeoning them to death with a frozen leg of lamb.
  21. Encasing them in a giant ice cube until they freeze to death.
  22. Boiling them alive in an industrial-sized pressure cooker.
  23. Using acid to dissolve their body slowly and painfully.
  24. Cutting off all their limbs, one by one, until they bleed out.
  25. Suffocating them by forcing them to inhale toxic fumes.
  26. Smashing their head with a flaming mace.
  27. Setting them on fire in an enclosed space.
  28. Running over them repeatedly with a steamroller.
  29. Impaling them on a giant skewer and roasting them alive.
  30. Disabling the brakes on their car and pushing them off a cliff.
  31. Locking them in a freezer until they succumb to hypothermia.
  32. Tying them to train tracks and waiting for the train to run them over.
  33. Tossing them into a tank with hungry piranhas.
  34. Strapping them to a conveyor belt and sending them into a wood chipper.
  35. Crushing their skull between two hydraulic presses.
  36. Driving a nail gun through their skull, one nail at a time.
  37. Stuffing them into a woodchipper feet-first.
  38. Wrapping a garrote around their neck and tightening it until they strangle.
  39. Feeding them shards of glass until they bleed internally.
  40. Tricking them into ingesting a large dose of cyanide-laced candy.
  41. Inducing an allergic reaction with a peanuts-covered knife.
  42. Carving out their eye balls with a spoon.
  43. Encasing their head in cement and letting it harden.
  44. Shoving their face into a vat of boiling tar.
  45. Slicing their stomach open and shoving live snakes inside.
  46. Making an L-shaped incision on their throat and twisting until it severs their windpipe.
  47. Splitting their skull with an axe in one powerful swing.
  48. Drowning them in a tub filled with corrosive battery acid.
  49. Using a chainsaw to dismember them limb by limb.
  50. Strapping them to a table and slowly lowering them into a pool of hungry sharks.
  51. Engulfing them in a tornado of fire.
  52. Crushing their skull with a sledgehammer.
  53. Shooting an explosive arrow directly into their chest.
  54. Flattening them with a giant steamroller.
  55. Impaling them on a series of sharp spikes.
  56. Tying them up and feeding them to a swarm of flesh-eating ants.
  57. Burying them alive in a coffin filled with venomous snakes.
  58. Locking them inside a room with no ventilation or oxygen source.
  59. Placing a nest of venomous spiders inside their body while they're asleep.
  60. Removing their vital organs one by one without anaesthetic.
  61. Cutting off their limbs and leaving them to bleed out in the desert.
  62. Embedding barbed wire into their skull and tightening it until it punctures their brain.
  63. Forcing them to ingest bleach until it corrodes their insides.
  64. Tying them up and leaving them stranded on an anthill.
  65. Injecting an explosive substance into their bloodstream.
  66. Dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire.
  67. Burying them up to their neck in the ground, then tipping an anthill onto their head.
  68. Tossing them into a cave filled with poisonous gas.
  69. Pulling out all their teeth one by one with pliers until they bleed out.
  70. Force-feeding them toxic mushrooms until they suffer organ failure.
  71. Posing as their doctor and administering a lethal overdose of medication.
  72. Crushing their head beneath the foot of an enormous elephant statue.
  73. Propping open their mouth and pouring molten metal down their throat, slowly suffocating them.
  74. Encasing them in a soundproof room with ultrasonic waves that penetrate their body, causing their organs to explode.
  75. Ripping out their vocal cords and stuffing them down their own throat.
  76. Strapping them down and slowly feeding them through a meat grinder.
  77. Placing an explosive inside their stomach and detonating it remotely.
  78. Freezing them in liquid nitrogen, then shattering their frozen body into pieces.
  79. Making them drink a potent acid that erodes their esophagus and stomach lining.
  80. Crushing them under the weight of a falling piano.
  81. Trapping them in a confined space and slowly draining the oxygen until they suffocate.
  82. Slamming their head in a car door repeatedly until their skull collapses.
  83. Stuffing their mouth full of live scorpions and sealing it shut.
  84. Crushing them with a giant hammer in a medieval-style torture device.
  85. Wrapping barbed wire around their body and dragging them behind a speeding car.
  86. Tying them to a tree and sawing through it, causing it to collapse on top of them.
  87. Luring them into an escape room filled with deadly traps, with no hope of survival.
  88. Injecting hydrofluoric acid into their bloodstream, painfully dissolving their organs from within.
  89. Overpowering them and pulling their arms out of their sockets.
  90. Locking them in a room filled with hungry rats that gnaw at their flesh.
  91. Encasing them in a concrete block and throwing them into a live volcano.
  92. Burying them underground and collapsing the ground above them with heavy machinery.
  93. Dropping an anvil on their head from a great height.
  94. Attaching electrodes to sensitive parts of their body and delivering high-voltage shocks.
  95. Breaking all the bones in their body through intense physical torture.
  96. Shoving razor blades down their throat, causing severe internal injuries.
  97. Tying them up in front of a firing squad and shooting them at point-blank range.
  98. Lowering them into a pool of acid that slowly eats away at their body.
  99. Strapping them into a straitjacket and submerging them underwater until they drown.
  100. Squeezing the life out of them with a powerful bear hug.
  101. Suffocating them with a latex mask in the middle of a passionate session.
  102. Using a sex toy so forcefully that it causes internal bleeding.
  103. Drugging them with Viagra until it causes a fatal heart attack.
  104. Choking them with stockings during an erotic asphyxiation session.
  105. Inserting foreign objects into their orifices until they burst internally.
  106. Tying them up and pouring hot wax over their body until they pass out from the pain.
  107. Injecting air into their genitals, causing an embolism and eventual death.
  108. Forcing them to ingest aphrodisiacs until their heart can no longer handle the strain.
  109. Cutting off their genitalia and leaving them to bleed out from the wounds.
  110. Strangling them with a BDSM collar until they lose consciousness and never wake up.
  111. Using a sex swing to suspend them by their ankles until they die from lack of blood flow to the head.
  112. Impact play gone wrong, resulting in fatal brain hemorrhage.
  113. Piercing sensitive areas with sharp objects until they bleed to death.
  114. Engaging in group sexual activities that lead to aggressive and excessive physical trauma.
  115. Experimenting with extreme bondage techniques resulting in severe nerve damage and organ failure.
  116. Inserting poisonous insects or arachnids into their body during intimate moments.
  117. Consuming toxic substances together, only for one person's body to succumb and suffer fatal consequences.
  118. Engaging in extreme roleplay scenarios involving kidnapping and lethal force during intercourse.
  119. Freezing deadly fluids into sex toys and using them until the poison overtakes their system.
  120. Inducing extreme blood loss through BDSM techniques gone wrong.
  121. Implementing explosives into erotic play, leading to deadly consequences.
  122. Using electrical stimulation devices on sensitive body parts until heart failure occurs.
  123. Consuming aphrodisiacs laced with lethal substances, leading to a fatal outcome.
  124. Intense erotic whipping or flogging that causes severe internal organ damage.
  125. Engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation without proper safety measures, resulting in accidental death.
  126. Aggressive biting and neck play leading to a severed artery and fatal bleeding.
  127. Incorporating toxic chemicals or irritants into lubricants, causing severe internal damage and death.
  128. Disrupting delicate bodily functions during sexual acts, leading to systemic failure and death.
  129. Inserting foreign objects into the urethra or rectum that result in significant internal damage and bleeding.
  130. Pushing the boundaries of sensory play to deadly levels, causing seizures or other fatal complications.
  131. Slipping on a banana peel and accidentally impaling themselves on a cactus.
  132. Dying from extreme embarrassment after tripping over their own shoelaces and falling into a vat of molasses.
  133. Being catapulted into space while attempting to ride a homemade rocket made from soda bottles.
  134. Trying to juggle chainsaws and accidentally decapitating themselves.
  135. Suffocating while attempting to eat an entire watermelon in one bite.
  136. Choking on a marshmallow while participating in a "Chubby Bunny" contest.
  137. Getting tangled in their own parachute ropes during a skydiving accident.
  138. Falling off a cliff while trying to take a daring selfie.
  139. Accidentally setting themselves on fire with an ill-conceived DIY flamethrower.
  140. Overdosing on toothpaste while trying to achieve a minty fresh breath record.
  141. Electrocution by sticking forks into exposed electrical outlets as part of a dare.
  142. Mistaking poisonous berries for edible ones during a misguided foraging adventure.
  143. Bungee jumping without properly securing the bungee cord, leading to a fatal fall.
  144. Getting ran over by their own riding lawnmower after falling asleep while mowing the lawn.
  145. Suffocating in a ball pit at an amusement park after willingly burying themselves inside.
  146. Accidental ingestion of an entire bottle of children's vitamins, resulting in toxic overdose.
  147. Attempting to balance on top of an unruly shopping cart and crashing into a display full of glass jars.
  148. Falling into an open manhole while texting and walking without paying attention to their surroundings.
  149. Drowning in inflatables while attempting to create a personal pool party inside their bathtub.
  150. Accidentally shooting themselves with a confetti cannon filled with live ammunition.
  151. Being struck by lightning while trying to take up skydiving during a thunderstorm.
  152. Entering a hot dog-eating contest and choking on an entire pack of hot dogs at once.
  153. Falling off a ladder while attempting to retrieve an elusive bag of chips from the top shelf.
  154. Provoking a stampede of angry chickens and being trampled in the chaos.
  155. Succumbing to extreme laughter during a comedy show and suffering cardiac arrest.
  156. Twerking too vigorously off a rooftop and plummeting to their demise.
  157. Using a malfunctioning flying drone as makeshift transportation, resulting in a crash landing.
  158. Laughing themselves to death after watching an unbelievably hilarious internet video.
  159. Consuming an excessive amount of bubble gum, causing them to become bloated and burst like a balloon.
  160. Accidentally triggering an avalanche while attempting to start an impromptu snowball fight.
  161. Falling into a tank of hungry piranhas.
  162. Slipping on a banana peel and cracking their skull.
  163. Drowning in a pool while attempting to hold their breath for a world record.
  164. Accidentally tripping and falling headfirst into a shark-infested pool.
  165. Getting struck by lightning during a thunderstorm.
  166. Falling off a roller coaster and crashing to the ground.
  167. Choking on a piece of popcorn while watching a movie.
  168. Freezing to death after getting lost in a blizzard.
  169. Succumbing to heatstroke in the scorching desert sun.
  170. Being trampled by a stampeding herd of cows during a rodeo event gone wrong.
  171. Drinking bleach, mistaking it for water.
  172. Overeating at an all-you-can-eat buffet and suffering from a fatal food coma.
  173. Engulfed in flames during a failed fire-breathing trick.
  174. Falling out of bed and hitting their head on the nightstand.
  175. Accidentally slicing an artery while attempting to juggle knives.
  176. Losing their balance and falling into an industrial meat grinder at a factory.
  177. Getting crushed by a falling piano from an upper-story window.
  178. Suffocating in quicksand after venturing too deep into swampy terrain.
  179. Tumbling down the stairs and breaking their neck.
  180. Getting struck by a meteorite while stargazing.
  181. Suffocating while trying on clothes in an overcrowded dressing room.
  182. Slipping on a bar of soap and hitting their head on the bathroom floor.
  183. Accidentally detonating dynamite during an attempt to open it with a hammer.
  184. Falling off a ladder while cleaning out gutters.
  185. Dying from sheer boredom during a never-ending meeting.
  186. Mixing household cleaners that create toxic fumes in a small, enclosed space.
  187. Accidental ingestion of rat poison, mistaking it for medicine.
  188. Falling into an active volcano while attempting to take a selfie at the edge.
  189. Being crushed by a vending machine while trying to shake it for a free snack.
  190. Stumbling into a lion's den while on an ill-advised camping trip.
  191. Slipping off a scaffold and plunging several stories to the ground below.
  192. Engulfed in flames after falling asleep with a lit cigarette in hand.
  193. Accidentally shooting themselves while posing for a selfie with a loaded gun.
  194. Falling into a pit of venomous snakes at the zoo.
  195. Hypothermia after attempting to swim across an icy lake during winter.
  196. Getting tangled in parachute cords and being unable to deploy the parachute in time.
  197. Suffocating inside an inflatable bouncy castle due to lack of air circulation.
  198. Consuming expired food that causes severe food poisoning.
  199. Being struck by an errant golf ball during a game of mini-golf.
  200. Falling into an open manhole and getting trapped underground.
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Pub: 12 Aug 2023 05:24 UTC

Edit: 16 Aug 2023 00:37 UTC

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