League of Legumes Season 10 Roster
(the human beans)
Scout: Miffy 🐇
Taken in after being found alone on the side of the street
Favourite Book: Miffy
Favourite Cartoon: Miffy
Nemesis: Peter Rabbit
Soldier: Dono 🥈
Has more second place medals than teeth
Catchphrase: "I fucking hate this game"
Favourite Movie: Don (2006)
Nemesis: Donald Trump
Pyro: peep 🦔
Keeps custard in check. she's okay at pyro too, i guess
Hometown: Goobertown, AR, USA
Greatest Fear: Pianos
Nemesis: Torakusu Yamaha
Demo: Mashiro 🥔
Signed onto the team in a record A$2m deal
Specialisation: Left-arm spin bowling
Timezone: UTC+8
Nemesis: Daylight savings time
Heavy: Bliztank 🛢
First person to win a highlander "grand slam"; placing in every region
Favourite Colours: Red, white, and blue
Best Season: 1986 EU Prem, playing for "The Waste Men"
Nemesis: sub 100 ping
Engineer: Oldcustard 🍮
Founded the team after being persuaded by the devil on his shoulder
Favourite Tool: Thermaltronics TMT-2000S-K soldering station
Also known as: a dbx 166a, Daggerman105, .Bakes
Nemeses: a dbx 166a, Daggerman105, .Bakes
Medic: Megumi 🦈
Makes a mean pina colada
Car: 1999 Hyundai Excel
Preferred Tea: Earl Grey
Nemesis: People who breathe loudly into the mic 😠
Sniper: Titan 🏋️♂️
Click and collect specialist
Diet: Museli for breakfast, salmon and crackers for lunch, human heads for dinner.
Most embarrassing moment: He once said "you too" to the waiter who said "enjoy your meal"
Nemesis: Britney Spears
Spy: henwe 🦆
The fastest gun in the west southern hemisphere region
Bank Balance: A$203,602.45
Favourite Knife: The Big Earner
Nemesis: The ATO
SUBS
Em 🦁
Leader of the cheer squad and chief morale booster
Location: pl_swiftwater
Favourite Jackbox Game: Fibbage: Enough about you
Nemesis: Lockdown protestors
Moho 📠
Rumoured to be the real dababy. Investigation ongoing
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Likes: Indoor skiing, vintage cheese, long walks on the beach
Nemesis: Dua Lipa
Pyromaniac 🔥
Contrary to popular belief: is not a pyro
Location: that FUCKING sniper window on steel
Occupation: Croupier at Crown Melbourne
Nemesis: Americans
Yellow 🟨
Formerly known as ATECH Yellow (only OG's will remember)
Location: No further than 2 minutes from the local pub
Fastest Sudoku Solve: 4 minutes 53 seconds
Nemesis: ATECH Uncle Vinnie
Bambi 🦌
Rescued from a forest marked for development
Location: Beaver Cove, ME, USA
Most Prized Possession Respawn League Main Season 8 Second Place Medal
Nemesis: Cougars (the cat, obviously)
GUNWRONG 🔫
Cursed to never successfully create a new highlander team
Location: Unsure, but I'm pretty sure I saw him at bento?
Accuracy: 50-62% depending on the phase of the moon
Nemesis: White collar criminals