League of Legumes Season 10 Roster

(the human beans)

Scout: Miffy 🐇

Taken in after being found alone on the side of the street
Favourite Book: Miffy
Favourite Cartoon: Miffy
Nemesis: Peter Rabbit

Soldier: Dono 🥈

Has more second place medals than teeth
Catchphrase: "I fucking hate this game"
Favourite Movie: Don (2006)
Nemesis: Donald Trump

Pyro: peep 🦔

Keeps custard in check. she's okay at pyro too, i guess
Hometown: Goobertown, AR, USA
Greatest Fear: Pianos
Nemesis: Torakusu Yamaha

Demo: Mashiro 🥔

Signed onto the team in a record A$2m deal
Specialisation: Left-arm spin bowling
Timezone: UTC+8
Nemesis: Daylight savings time

Heavy: Bliztank 🛢

First person to win a highlander "grand slam"; placing in every region
Favourite Colours: Red, white, and blue
Best Season: 1986 EU Prem, playing for "The Waste Men"
Nemesis: sub 100 ping

Engineer: Oldcustard 🍮

Founded the team after being persuaded by the devil on his shoulder
Favourite Tool: Thermaltronics TMT-2000S-K soldering station
Also known as: a dbx 166a, Daggerman105, .Bakes
Nemeses: a dbx 166a, Daggerman105, .Bakes

Medic: Megumi 🦈

Makes a mean pina colada
Car: 1999 Hyundai Excel
Preferred Tea: Earl Grey
Nemesis: People who breathe loudly into the mic 😠

Sniper: Titan 🏋️‍♂️

Click and collect specialist
Diet: Museli for breakfast, salmon and crackers for lunch, human heads for dinner.
Most embarrassing moment: He once said "you too" to the waiter who said "enjoy your meal"
Nemesis: Britney Spears

Spy: henwe 🦆

The fastest gun in the west southern hemisphere region
Bank Balance: A$203,602.45
Favourite Knife: The Big Earner
Nemesis: The ATO

SUBS

Em 🦁

Leader of the cheer squad and chief morale booster
Location: pl_swiftwater
Favourite Jackbox Game: Fibbage: Enough about you
Nemesis: Lockdown protestors

Moho 📠

Rumoured to be the real dababy. Investigation ongoing
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Likes: Indoor skiing, vintage cheese, long walks on the beach
Nemesis: Dua Lipa

Pyromaniac 🔥

Contrary to popular belief: is not a pyro
Location: that FUCKING sniper window on steel
Occupation: Croupier at Crown Melbourne
Nemesis: Americans

Yellow 🟨

Formerly known as ATECH Yellow (only OG's will remember)
Location: No further than 2 minutes from the local pub
Fastest Sudoku Solve: 4 minutes 53 seconds
Nemesis: ATECH Uncle Vinnie

Bambi 🦌

Rescued from a forest marked for development
Location: Beaver Cove, ME, USA
Most Prized Possession Respawn League Main Season 8 Second Place Medal
Nemesis: Cougars (the cat, obviously)

GUNWRONG 🔫

Cursed to never successfully create a new highlander team
Location: Unsure, but I'm pretty sure I saw him at bento?
Accuracy: 50-62% depending on the phase of the moon
Nemesis: White collar criminals

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Pub: 30 Aug 2021 12:55 UTC
Edit: 16 Oct 2021 04:28 UTC
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