VGL23 ASS Episode 6
Hour 1
Crimson ran out of Rabis
Faggot opens the show
a lot of the matches were good, even the low scoring ones
fatass Beebs got 21 wings
why are people mad? they hate /lcg/, they hate Koreans, they hate gacha
daring opinions today
Beebs enjoyed the cup despite not liking 17
one of the better recent finals, late winner and spaghetti
Beebs likes 16 because its fuckiness makes close games, hopes 17 continues like that
dog
Toki and Beebs called both finalists shit after groups
good storylines in the cup
most rate VGL23 around a 7/10
Beebs suggests a VGL luxury tax, perhaps a luxury cap and floor
ASS glad the third place was between teams actually trying, no +2 shit
Beebs hates final boss and spoon matches
he gets the point, just pointless to watch
final boss watchers and ASS watchers venn diagram has huge overlap
hawk tuah brings everyone together
Toki thinks the winning team should at least not be all purple
the plumber era
final bosses are all frauds only beating purple teams
Beebs can't force hype, needs stakes
difference between /uma/ and /snowg/ was basically just one team had management
/snowg/ still struggled at conversion
/snowg/'s run looked better in the eye test than in stats
Toki never rated /kfg/ after testing against them
Beebs will just never pick /pg/ for anything
people just want to like /kfg/
/kfg/ had one gameplan which is longball and pray
unenthusiastic shiddy
/wtg/ are group stage merchants
/wtg/'s manager manifests his own demise by thinking he'll lose
Beebs glazes /lcg/
/domg/ had only let in 2 goals prior
how good was /domg/'s group actually? probably really bad
/lcg/ pissing on /domg/'s couch reaffirms Streak's opinion
/@/-/vrg/ was a peak VGL match
plumber match delivers, rare full chessmatch
/@/'s changes were huge
/vrg/ also had 2 purple medals
a lone AMF is the absolute worst medal to be purple
BoB's sources were right about /vgt/'s fraudulence
/vgt/ has a long history of being fraudulent in the round of 16 which continued here
/utg/ almost lost because of a terrible last minute change
Beebs apologized to Kiyose after beating him
Beebs made a legendary decision to not have changes, differing from his 9000 against /hgg2d/
Denko wishes he didn't watch /fgog/-/nikg/
Streak says /fgog/ at least did well against the best offense
Toki called this one
/pmmm/ just won a boring game against a fun team
Denko says /pmmm/ won ethically, an NBA term
Hour 2
Beebs brings up /akg/, BoB notes it was Beebs who brought them up
Denko argues with chat over the ethical label
/hanny/, why?
as soon as people believe in /hanny/ they fall
/hanny/ wasn't exposed because there was nothing to expose
sad news: someone believed in /hanny/ again
/hanny/ has no cock, Rance is dickless
/pg/ exposed against their first good team
/pg/ didn't fall apart until Aniki's PK
funniest shit Denko saw
Reso says they weren't exposed, just lost to a good team
BoB notes it only got out of hand when /pg/ when +2
ASS will not do manager call-ins
can't believe /lcg/ got another autopilot
good manager > good autopilot > bad autopilot > bad manager
/esg/ just ran into a manager who figured his team out
could tell /esg/ needed someone to get them to push a bit more
poor Rabi
will /esg/ make another VGL?
Beebs says this was the match everyone saw coming for /@/
Jevil did it again
how does /utg/ keep winning by 1 with late goals?
solid defensive team
/snowg/ is accused of playing with height abuse despite not having height abuse
/@/ seems to always hit a wall eventually
always a bridesmaid
keep facing finalists
remember /fg/, the Mendoza Line?
Hitler vs Hitler, /nikg/ did to /pmmm/ what /pmmm/ did to other teams
/pmmm/'s offense stinks
Doro doesn't do anything, neither did Rabi
make Doro 3D, make her stand on 2 legs, make her shit
she Doro shits every shot to the moon
Doro: why?
Beebs hates missed blooter attempts, kills any chance at sieges and rebounds
but what if though?
/egg/ scored a bicycle though
surely all the good goals were posted in Auties Submissions
/uma/ totally could've won, /lcg/ luckshitters
Reso seething at /lcg/ saying they did a miracle, they do that every single game
Beebs asks if /lcg/ is the luckiest team
BoB says it's between them and /2hug/
chat says /lcg/ was unlucky they had a really ded, Beebs counters that it didn't affect them at all
Streak calls /uma/ lucky to not get red carded
/lcg/ got very lucky to get the tying goal, then very lucky that their ded medal didn't have an impact
/uma/ also missed a wide open shot
Beebs and BoB clarify that calling them lucky doesn't mean they should feel bad or don't deserve it
winners need both skill and luck, but /lcg/ has an extremely high luck stat
Reso gets yelled at in /akg/ because they run one keeper, then /lcg/ walks in with one keeper, gets four times the saves, and wins the cup
Clapped is the best VGL keeper of all time
if /lcg/ had any other keeper they wouldn't sniff knockouts
Clapped is LePookie Bear
/nikg/ did not look good
/utg/ were just a rock
entire bracket was Hitler vs Hitler vs Hitler
game made Denko believe in /utg/, who had been on a pretty quiet run
Sans did nothing the entire cup, 1 assist for a gold CF
still got 2nd place
he was good in testing
Sans wasn't even bad like Jack Frost or Wegh, he was just nothing
think of the pre-assists
we need his Pre-Assists Above Replacement
this player once got a 9.0
we're all getting Priuses
3rd place match is skipped
/utg/ dominated 90% of the match
kick off spaghetti, /utg/ dominating for 87 minutes, then /utg/ lost the ball at 90+
/utg/ kept fumbling in the box, mostly Sans
all Sans needed was one good play and /utg/ would've won
give Sans the wheelchair
we have the chibi team, we have the creature team, get ready for a wheelchair team
/utg/ were a great defensive team so of course when they play /lcg/ a defender immediately screws up
one little fuck up is enough to kill defensive teams
BoB loves Starwalker because he always looks angry at his defense
Reso called the 90+ goal, Denko knew it was coming
defense refused to get rid of the ball
Beebs could feel the game leaning towards /lcg/'s goal
/lcg/ is so lucky that their luck is predictable
/lcg/ is very unethical
/lcg/ will not see God
/lcg/ won't stay lucky forever, it'll hit like a bitch when their luck turns
Rabi is Gook
where are the Vietnamese gachas?
hawk tuah gold hoo hoo hee hee that's funni
Omega Strikers is Canadian
Feedback Form
Denko forgot to remove the carding managers question
Reso got ill after /akg/ died
88 responses on feedback
executions will wait for QD
majority of gameplay votes are 4/5, a big improvement
majority of presentation votes are also 4/5, a slight decrease
/2hug/ helped with hype last time
Beebs added little boys
a twitch chatter calls this peak brainrot
easier to make a tone for a touhou hype than a granblue one
Hour 3
/2hug/ presentation bar was so high that it'll be hard to hit
there's just so much to work from and their management are very involved
maybe /lcg/ could reach that but hype guy won't be there
better to get new people than to drag out old people
Beebs asks where are all the kids
/snowg/ caretaker did a ton of aes work this cup
production can be kept up if more people join
Reso asks about a score ticker but its severely outdated
update the wiki
VGL24 will be on PES17, which PES would you like to see after that?
21 gets the most votes, closely followed by 17, a power gap to 19, a power gap to 16, then a huge power gap to 18
18 pickers really trust the Breebs patch
shocked that 16 was so low
Beebs's ranking would be 16 > 21 > 19 > 17, though his opinion of 17 has risen
others not surprised 16 was 4th, just surprised by how far into 4th it was
Toki surprised by 21 which he calls his least favorite PES ever, worse than 18
calls all matches horrendous, the management awful, hates patches
Beebs thinks 21 is fun, knows a guy for patches
every patcher had a solution which didn't solve anything
next 21 run a single patch will be picked and then stuck on the entire time, which Beebs says will come from his guy
patching is a built-in excuse to bitch instead of just not liking a game
when I'm in a bitching competition and my opponent is the divegrass community
squidward is posted twice
before patches it was accepted that PES was PES, afterwards everyone thought they could make a perfect game
VGL25 will be in 2025, VGL26 will be in 2026
VGL cycles are being monitored like vtuber cycles
64 team VGL will never happen, 128 team AGL more likely
most PES versions will be on a 2 cup cycle, any shorter can disincentive new managers
3 cup cycle might be best, one transition, one high level with broken tactics, one where everyone runs the same thing
/lcg/ won the transition cup? transbabs we won!
original 17 run was long because 18 was skipped
Breebs patch is vaporware
porting takes a lot of work
4cc and VGL largely follow versions but rulesets are completely different
4cc is already on only 4 medals, have talked about going to 3
3 medals would be abysmal
4cc also has height brackets
VGL is its own thing now anyways, not every viewer watches /vg/
there are even people watching VGL who don't like /vg/ for some reason, fuck you
VGL will never kneel to 4cc
the two leagues aligning for version helps out both old and new managers to have a pool of tactics
4 cups is too long, imagine being stuck on a version you hate for two straight years
2 cups is enough to determine if one more cup is possible
chibi models might need to be standardized
fans of chibi teams probably love them, shouldn't just get rid of them
models shouldn't be disruptive of the game
issue is the minute that one model is forced to be made smaller then it starts a domino effect for every model
/vgt/ is a pain in Toki's ass
he hates big models like /2hug/'s bed and Grigori
generally every team can get one, but not a whole team
/assg/ was a pain to work with, had to recolor them every cup
Kiyose might kill someone eventually
just make everyone a similar size to the default
underpainting has helped a lot of models
/bag/ don't look as big as /nikg/, can tell the difference between /bag/s that were adjusted from the game or not
/bag/ also look a bit more cohesive than /nikg/
/dbg/ FIVE KITS THREE MATCHES
don't get rid of chibis, just be reasonable
what the fuck, don't lower my aesthetic file size! wait, chibis? kill them!
older PESes require lower file sizes because there are cases where two large file size teams could play on a stadium and crash it
cards for managers question is skipped because it wasn't supposed to be a question
Hour 4
a lot of complaints about the discord
Beebs and Streak suggest walking away
Denko says VGL6 was the worst because people were scheduling meet ups
MEET N HUH
discord isn't very useful outside of the VGL
Denko thinks it could lead to community
however everyone who uses 4chan is mentally ill
hardcore jannying could help
Denko thinks having access to the people in charge is a good thing, doesn't like tripping
acknowledges the discord is currently really bad, has muted people for months
in last year people have become "buddies", which isn't necessarily a bad thing
but because of that more off topic stuff is posted
people just talk so much
Gookshit is unmoderated
Denko thinks about allowing snitching, snitches get rewards
Denko already told off on-season shitters, doesn't know off-season shitters
Toki is lenient, ping Kiyose if you want to mute people
Reso banned someone and no one knew
Sportsball is amazing
Denko thought about making a third offtopic channel
Denko would hate sports if not for the Dodgers
don't just close off the discord because it'll spawn an uncontrolled offtopic
if you ever make a VGL offtopic you will be banned immediately
thought about a "I'm just here for divegrass" role
most changes are only necessary if nothing improves
most things weren't a problem until recently
bad thing for someone new to have general be the first thing he sees
anti-VGL schizo in generals might have a point
Denko is going to VGL Epstein Island
Beebs's kids: Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase
sportsball bleeds into general whenever /vg/ plays
esoteric Aaron Rodgers American Flag
have to be ready if a matchday goes faster than scheduled whether due to streamer or matches
VGLVods can partner with Twitch, Beebs has twice been able to affiliate
most barebones aesthetics nowadays are assumed to be midcupped
good rule suggestion: stat nerf to ded players, stat buff to the player who killed them
nothing in ASS really warrants an announcement
no evidence of discord spilling into other generals
4chan is the anus which the internet's mouth is sewn to
generals raiding generals they're playing isn't a problem, it's funny
not like /b/ got banned from the 4cc
death to /ink/
splat tim humiliation ritual, trvthnvke
communicate to aesco if there's an issue
Ramen was very grumpy as aesco head, Kiyose became even grumpier
everyone loved him then he turned into Hitler
halu ulala lap dance
if you don't like hell's wild card the only other options are gigantic qualifiers or immediately killing 8 2nd placers
no actual problem with HWC though, just win
halu ulala lap dance
Hour 5
have you ever seen a horse give a lap dance?
QD arrives
Beebs makes QD cry again
discord drama called as bad as VGL19's
holy shit that's a fat ass
Xbellum posting was funny, it was just a VGL23 thing
joke was run into the ground now so it's over
see: kots
every joke will be run into the ground, except Rabi
people would not survive old /b/ threads
Crimson says tripfags are only on /vg/, BoB disagrees
wow a big thread brought in more people this is so terrible
/gflex/ is a modern gacha, /gfg/ is not
twitch chatter posts a bunch of emotes
there's always one shitter that spoils the general pot, like /sthg/ this time
if a better system than POI existed it would be used
/sthg/ could have easily cared if there was effort given
/sthg/ was killed because of no Rouge boner
QD can't improve his internet
Beebs declares a VTL victory for lack of circlejerking discord
he doesn't look at either discords
if you want someone to commentate less then offer to commentate instead
people get discouraged from anti-commentary posts
one commentator called the most BR-est accent ever, didn't care
was once a French guy who QD couldn't understand
same people complaining about circlejerking will talk about Beebs breeding
Beebs's sister is married
VGLco will only expand if there's a new /vg/ manager
multiple places to request emotes
Toki is the number one Greg hater
doroshit killed ASS
the resignations of VGLco, except QD, are demanded, VGL not as good as VTL
fake audience numbers? /uma/'s horses aren't moving
people must prefer American Dad to King of the Hill
what ratings?
don't you EVER say that first boom is better than ASS
Toki changed his profile image
resize Santabellum
sell out to Amazon
/pmmm/ go to the hell guy disappeared
Denko will change his name to John Gook
nobody saw /sthg/ as acceptable
cup uses British English names not American English
Hour 6
Ban Mabel
car hater isn't around, maybe he just hated /forza/
I Know Who You Are from VTL was the original trvthnvke
there are already limits on managing and caretaking teams
VGLco is very very gay
Executions
/sthg/ caretaker FroggerP won't be given a full outright ban
however he is suspended from next VGL and has a lifetime ban from touching /sthg/
doroshit
time for a firm raping
/mmg/ manager 4m got POI from /mmg/ then did nothing with it
also is a giant pussy
bad faith and bad for the thread
QD has a rant he practiced in the shower
QD asks for 4m to die
/mmg/ got good POI and then he didn't sign up with it, but that's not so much the issue
he literally said nothing for a month
first thing he said when asked was that it wasn't anyone else's problem
no signup, no word, but he's still around talking about shit
the lack of communication is the issue
if you can't sign up a team because something comes up, or you just don't want to do it anymore that's fine
but you have to tell literally anybody
similar with /sthg/, where Crimson had an entire aesthetic team ready to give to him, but he never asked at all
4m did nothing, and when asked became snippy, and still remained talking in the discord and cytube
this is why BoB and others have been needling him about it and why QD wants to kill him
people have gotten POI then stepped down, shitty but nothing you can do about it
but its important to tell someone you're doing it
last time someone thought they owned a team they got ran out, he's back now
if 4m had just said he doesn't want to do anything, while upsetting, VGLco wouldn't do anything
previous example, /ddg/, was forced into that VGL because it was right before that VGL and the manager went rogue
/mmg/ was pre-signups so a bit different
/mmg/'s POI being up in the air with no communication actually affected other signups too
despite previous behavior can't say 4m was definitively malicious
but still failed to talk to literally anybody
"aren't other people's problem" it is VGLco's problem because they track interest and who will signup
it is /mmg/'s problem because you get them hype then just ghost them
random aggression in chat doesn't help either
Denko not sure they can do anything to him though, QD still wants to kill him because he's sick of him
biggest doomer in existence
he was literally just in ASSchat then disappeared when /mmg/ came up
QD likes /mmg/, he was on Mega Man forums in 2001, he was a Mega Man fan before 4m was alive
but 4m still quizzed him and tried to say he wasn't a real /mmg/ fan
this is the most mad QD has ever been at someone publicly
still want him to be VGL commissioner huh?
Beebs asks if 4m was flippant to /mmg/ itself when not signing up
/mmg/'s POI post itself was said to be by their manager so no reason for /mmg/ to think there was any problem
issue this VGL with multiple bad faith POIs, poisons the well for those generals
Denko still not sure they can do anything to him
how would /mmg/ know to inquire about it if they were worried, their manager said they were signing them up
they also played in friendlies just a month before
can't know if any issue came up for him because he never says anything
QD likes seeing generals play and hates when interest could be killed because someone mishandled them
Denko finds a post
/mmg/ did notice that they weren't signed up and were confused why
showed clear interest, most people wanted the team to compete
this post chain turns most of ASS towards killing 4m
QD loves Mega Man, him and Beebs hope /mmg/ comes back with someone who actually gives a fuck
VGLco won't touch /mmg/ and caretake them themselves, hope someone from the thread steps up now without 4m
QD won't caretake /mmg/, or /indie/, because he doesn't think he can do them justice
it was just weird when 4m tried to purity spiral about Mega Man just because QD said he liked it
Denko sorry that VGLco accidentally liked their team
not the important part though
4m has been executed, complete ban from the /vg/ League
doroshit
/mmg/ won't be taken over by VGLco, but please do come back
for people who think /mmg/ or /sthg/ are completely done, it was thought once that it would be impossible for /tf2g/ or /alg/ to play again
might take awhile but anybody can come back
someone said there would be 3 executions
Denko bans a weird user in the discord, now it's 3
doroshit
/smbg/ caretakers won't be helped anymore, also need to communicate
a limbab fucks up his link
BoB has a few /vg/ announcements
they'll accept anyone who wants to test as long as they test
if you have any hype videos for your rep related to the team /vg/ is playing, send it to /vg/ management
at some point before Spring /vg/ will have another music poll
they'll ask the same people they asked last time
if you were not asked last time and want to vote, then just let /vg/ management know
Shitpost Box
doroshit
there are a hundred touhou images
Beebs doesn't want to be typecast as the nigger guy
Hour 7
Streak reads about /dbg/ and his girlfriend
how do you win intercourse?
RabiNEETs really REALLY like yogurt
Reso reads philosophical interpretations of /akg/ football
/bag/ might be schizophrenic
Myrtle is called slurs
Beebs likes Pastitsio
Reso speaks Spanish, sounds like a priest
VGLco leaks are posted by QD
ASS leans wolf girls until BoB mentions kitsunes, fox girls then take a lead
Denko speaks Tagalog
Europeans try to steal American tragedies
esoteric Aaron Rodgers American Flag
Spiderman 3 poster caused /lcg/ to win
Hour 8
Beebs remembers that QD can self-suck
QD cannot, he knows someone who can
ice cream is made of cats
sleepy sou R. bidet should KWAB up and step down and let aryansoup finna take the reignsetty and that's huh what I mean so u know and that's a bit esoteric, no?
Streak sings American Dad intro
BoB sings Last Rizzday Night
YABBA DABBA DOO
/dbs/ aren't humans
it's peam
ASS isn't like those cocksucking faggot kekolds at first fuck ass - Beebs
is it gay to suck your own dick?
shit my pants
56.25% of the VGL isn't gacha
Eversouls post
the stream gets muted when Reso mentions the five little chuddies and returns to Miku shitting
Reso realizes what lg means
STREAK WAKE UP
Hour 9
/dbg/? AHAHAHAHAHA
BoB likes Hurtily's goalhorn more than Monzo's
a cat sucks a man's nipple
2024 MLB Champion Los Angeles Dodgers
VGLco looks at their Japanese luck, BoB and Reso are near the bottom
someone in chat got 364
Reso reads kotspeak with random ys
no more touhou porn left
100 posts left, home stretch
femorrhoids
SANTAbellum gave /pmmm/ and SagraGRINCHdo coal for playing naughty list terror ball
Git Gud will be replaced with Rabi as /vg/'s gold
STREAMER STREAMER
ASS watches a girl from Snowbreak
do you want a tight horse pussy?
ban left-footedness
what's with all the AI /uma/ porn?
gacha runs this shit forever
the breeder runs through every manager
it's peam
please submit post 355 to the winter box
Streak's soundboard summons a ceiling bird
/gig/jeet asks for a new manager
Hour 10
horse tits?! WOWZA HUMMINA HUMMINA :QD: GYATT DAYUM
doroshit artillery continues
grinch turismo ruined Christmas by allowing /lcg/ through
Beebs reads the continuing saga of Breebs, Reso Jr., and Reso Jr. Jr.
KWABbellum recovered from the raping
esoteric Aaron Rodgers American Flag
Denko sings Country Roads, joined by the rest of ASS
Beebs sings Breedsmas
ASS looks at the next post, declared to be pea
ASS acts out the Spongebob magic conch episode but from a Colaws video
confirmed that it was pea
this shitbox had a real fat ass
/vg/ will try now that a pet team won
/lcg/ already scored giggity
Shitpost Box Ends
Beebs and Reso broke at It's Pea
Spongebob was a highlight
78 people remained to the end
discord and attention whores will be addressed
keeping the sense of community is good though
Hour 11
already had one guy ask about an invitational
bringing back fantasy has been discussed
advanced rigshop, parlays
make sure to support /vg/ in Spring
Solomon Bouncy Bouncy
/vg/ League iceberg was forgotten again
Streak set his house on fire
Streak is too black to hear his smoke alarm
he's nothing like the black people in the Kendrick Lamar song
BoB will handle posting the Auties
DM Denko for offseason ideas, or BoB if he's not available
hit up Kiyose with any aesco questions
a lot of different flairs among the remaining ASS viewers
Danteeeeeeeeeh with the header
End