• They say that looks can be deceiving. Well, Lorelei (better known as Fork, or @4chette) is a famous internet celebrity and a great example of that phrase. Her ponies, links, and layouts may seem all cute and pretty on the outside but don't be fooled. Her list of crimes is longer than anybody else on the MOOT HALL OF FAME. Here's what we've gathered up so far.

• Hates Gay People • Hates Furries • Hates Gay Furries • Claims to hate LycaHugo but is actually obsessed wirh them (FRAUD) • Looks at LycaHugo Yaoi (HOMOPHOBIC HATE CRIME) • Likes Scaramona (ILLEGAL IN THE FANDOM) • Likes Arlefuri (TOXIC SHIP!) • Is associated with June • Spreads propaganda that is actually true • Spreads the word about Lesbian Robin • Nana Fan • Uses ONLY she/her pronouns (TRANSPHOBIA)

• This is only page 1 of a very long book. Unfortunately the rest of the pages are blank for now, but we know that she'll commit more crimes in the future. However, there is one crime in particular that she's done that is worth talking about in an entirely separate section.


SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. A BOYFRIEND! What kind of PONYTOWN PLAYER has a ROMANTIC PARTNER? I think we're all aware of the fact that the No.1 Rule of being a ponytown player is that you must be miserable and single, and that you must put "sign ata" on each and every one of your ponies' names but she broke both of those rules. I think we all know what punishment she deserves. A public execution.


• If you ever see this person, perform these 3 steps immediately. First, you must c + h her. Second, you must sign ALL of her links. If you don't draw on her strawpage, her strawpage will draw on YOU. Third, go in front of your bathroom mirror and recite "Bloody Mona" 3 times. Send this to a friend.


iran out. Of ideas halfway rhruough iw ill def gather more material man ok.

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Pub: 14 Oct 2025 16:15 UTC

Edit: 14 Oct 2025 18:21 UTC

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