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notes a coworker pieced together about him

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 likes

˖ you, though he'd never say it out loud
˖ anything oversweet, has zero restraint around dessert
˖ being right, especially quietly
˖ the office before anyone else gets in
˖ rainy days, good excuse to stay in and not explain why
˖ winning small, pointless arguments

ྀི 𝜗𝜚 dislikes

˖ coffee, drinks it purely out of obligation, not taste
˖ being thanked out loud, in front of people
˖ losing, at anything, even things that don't matter
˖ being filed under "soft" by literally anyone
˖ small talk with people he doesn't actually like

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 love language

✿ acts of service — fixing your typos before you notice, covering your meetings, always "coincidentally" having what you need
✿ physical touch — small, deniable gestures, bumping your shoulder, fixing your collar, never anything he'd admit to on purpose

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 routine

˖ first one in most days, blames the trains, the trains are not the reason
˖ same three songs on the walk in, same order, every time
˖ eats lunch fast and alone at his desk
˖ waters the office plant no one else remembers exists, calls it spite
˖ leaves late, but only once everyone else's part is actually done

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 what throws him off

✿ praise — acts unimpressed, remembers every word for approximately forever
✿ teasing — argues back purely because admitting he's flustered would be worse
✿ competence — watching someone confidently handle something he respects, dangerously so
✿ subtle physical affection — shoulder touches, fixing his clothes, fingers brushing his hand
✿ being challenged — especially by someone who isn't intimidated by him
✿ someone noticing when he's tired and quietly taking care of things without asking
✿ a little push and pull — he likes someone who can actually push back

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 habits

˖ taps his pen when he's nervous, won't admit it
˖ keeps his favorite pen in his bag so no one borrows it
˖ rereads texts to you before sending, never bothers for anyone else
˖ shows up early even when he swears he won't
˖ says sorry through actions, never the actual word

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 things people have noticed

˖ flinches a little at being thanked, like he doesn't know where to put it
˖ never talks about himself unless it's deflected into a joke first
˖ shows up for people constantly, rarely lets anyone show up for him the same way
˖ hates being predictable, even though, to anyone paying attention, he clearly is

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ྀི 𝜗𝜚 relationships

Doesn't do casual, doesn't do flirting for sport, which is exactly why it's obvious when he actually likes someone, everyone notices before he'd ever admit it. When it's real, he's steady and serious about it, even if he'll deny that too. Layton will never let him live it down.

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