Non-exhaustive List of Slurs for Supernatural Creatures

by SopakcoSauce Compiled from various sources around the web.

Vampires

Slurs

S-tier

  • Period pad
  • Fanger (thanks, True Blood)
  • Jeffrey Epstein (natural evolution of the 'dead pedophile' joke. Only applicable from 2019 onwards)
  • Skeeter (Floridan-speak for "mosquitoes" ig)

Reddit-tier

  • Hemrats (Hemo + Flying rats/Bats)
  • Fruit bat (for gay vampire)
  • The IRS
  • Stakeholder
  • Death breath
  • Nosser ( Nos feratu)

F-tier

  • Snaggles
  • Dustcunt
  • Slurpperp (Slurp + Perpetrator)
  • WOS (With Out Souls)

Jokes

S-tier

  • Is it necrophilia if they can consent?
  • Are you ugly on purpose or is it becase you can't see yourself in a mirror?
    • (Female vampires) How do you do your eyeliner if you can't see yourself in the mirror? Or do you just... heh... Wing it?

      Extra points if [Vampire] is actually goth.

  • If I howl at the moon, do you hiss at the sun?
  • So, if I stab you with a wooden spoon, is that technically a stake? Or do I need to sharpen it first?

    Extra points if [Werewolf] starts looking for a wooden spoon as he's saying this with a deadpan face.

  • If a priest blesses my fists, can I punch you to death? ‘Cause I’d be down to test that theory.

    Extra points if asked in the presence of an actual priest.

  • Do vampires still use condoms, or is there, like, no point if you only fuck awkward teenage girls?
  • You can really suck the chrome off a tailpipe, huh?

    Any blowjob jokes can be cross-referenced

  • Do vegans taste better? Like the how vegan girls usually have better tasting pussies?

Reddit-tier

  • If you turn into a bat, can you still get rabies?
  • If you bite me during sex, do I turn into a vampire or do I just get kinky points?
  • [Any "O Negative" puns and jokes.]
  • Can you cry, or do you just, like, leak blood outta your eyes? ‘Cause that’d be metal as fuck.
  • If garlic bread kills you, does that mean you can't eat the Italians? How about the Chinese?
  • Can you have kids, or do you just pop out little bats like those weird birthing pornos?

F-tier

  • If you go too long without blood, do you turn into one of those shriveled-up corpses like in the movies? Or do you just, I dunno, look more hungover than usual?

    [Werewolf] say this while staring way too hard at [Vampire], like he’s trying to figure out how close [Vampire] are to “shriveling.”

  • If you get drunk on someone’s blood, does that make you a lightweight or, like, the ultimate BOGO deal on booze?

    As in the vampire piggyback off their partner's blood alcohol content, therefore it's BOGO (Buy One Get One Free).

Werewolves

Slurs

S-tier

  • Mongrel
  • (Mangy) Cur
  • Culled-or-collared
  • Pelts
  • Yiffer
  • Furry

    Extra points if dealt during full-wolf transformation

Reddit-tier

  • Runt cunt
  • Neutered/spayed

F-tier

  • Fido
  • Chewy
  • Fur-bag/ball/back

Jokes

S-tier

  • When you wipe your ass, is it like scraping peanut butter off a carpet?

    Honorable mention for the private who howled this out while I'm giving his BB the silver bullet. BB was an exceptionally hairy Arab man. (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

  • Aww, is it that time of the month again?
  • Do you go to the vet instead of a doctor?
    • Do they just give you a rabies shot and send you on your way?
    • Can I ask them to put you down?

      Extra points if delivered when [Werewolf] is sick/injured.

Reddit-tier

  • At least dogs get pets

    Implying that [Werewolf] is getting mogged by the inbred version of wolves.

  • I wouldn't lift a leg on you.

F-tier

  • Go fetch
  • When you transform, do your clothes just explode off, or do you try to strip first?

    [Vampire] jokes this while watching [Werewolf] struggle to find a shirt that fits his post-transformation frame.

  • Are you marking your territory or do you just have shitty aim?

    [Vampire] complaining about the piss stains in the bathroom. First-hand account of how foul this actually is.


Why?

  1. Because I like writing edgy vampire/werewolf characters on JanitorAI.
  2. I have no shame.
  3. This is one of the ways I keep myself from suck starting a shotgun. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
  4. I think it's funny.
  5. Fuck you.

That's Offensive!

They can sue me for emotional damages, but they can't, because they're fictional.

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Pub: 17 Oct 2024 12:32 UTC

Edit: 13 Jul 2025 17:51 UTC

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