Non-exhaustive List of Slurs for Supernatural Creatures
by SopakcoSauce Compiled from various sources around the web.
Vampires
Slurs
S-tier
- Period pad
- Fanger (thanks, True Blood)
- Jeffrey Epstein (natural evolution of the 'dead pedophile' joke. Only applicable from 2019 onwards)
- Skeeter (Floridan-speak for "mosquitoes" ig)
Reddit-tier
- Hemrats (Hemo + Flying rats/Bats)
- Fruit bat (for gay vampire)
The IRS- Stakeholder
- Death breath
- Nosser ( Nos feratu)
F-tier
- Snaggles
- Dustcunt
- Slurpperp (Slurp + Perpetrator)
- WOS (With Out Souls)
Jokes
S-tier
- Is it necrophilia if they can consent?
- Are you ugly on purpose or is it becase you can't see yourself in a mirror?
- (Female vampires) How do you do your eyeliner if you can't see yourself in the mirror? Or do you just... heh... Wing it?
Extra points if
[Vampire]is actually goth.
- (Female vampires) How do you do your eyeliner if you can't see yourself in the mirror? Or do you just... heh... Wing it?
- If I howl at the moon, do you hiss at the sun?
- So, if I stab you with a wooden spoon, is that technically a stake? Or do I need to sharpen it first?
Extra points if
[Werewolf]starts looking for a wooden spoon as he's saying this with a deadpan face. - If a priest blesses my fists, can I punch you to death? ‘Cause I’d be down to test that theory.
Extra points if asked in the presence of an actual priest.
- Do vampires still use condoms, or is there, like, no point if you only fuck awkward teenage girls?
- You can really suck the chrome off a tailpipe, huh?
Do vegans taste better? Like the how vegan girls usually have better tasting pussies?
Reddit-tier
- If you turn into a bat, can you still get rabies?
- If you bite me during sex, do I turn into a vampire or do I just get kinky points?
- [Any "O Negative" puns and jokes.]
- Can you cry, or do you just, like, leak blood outta your eyes? ‘Cause that’d be metal as fuck.
- If garlic bread kills you, does that mean you can't eat the Italians? How about the Chinese?
- Can you have kids, or do you just pop out little bats like those weird birthing pornos?
F-tier
- If you go too long without blood, do you turn into one of those shriveled-up corpses like in the movies? Or do you just, I dunno, look more hungover than usual?
[Werewolf]say this while staring way too hard at[Vampire], like he’s trying to figure out how close[Vampire]are to “shriveling.” - If you get drunk on someone’s blood, does that make you a lightweight or, like, the ultimate BOGO deal on booze?
As in the vampire piggyback off their partner's blood alcohol content, therefore it's BOGO (Buy One Get One Free).
Werewolves
Slurs
S-tier
- Mongrel
- (Mangy) Cur
- Culled-or-collared
- Pelts
- Yiffer
- Furry
Extra points if dealt during full-wolf transformation
Reddit-tier
- Runt cunt
- Neutered/spayed
F-tier
- Fido
- Chewy
- Fur-bag/ball/back
Jokes
S-tier
- When you wipe your ass, is it like scraping peanut butter off a carpet?
Honorable mention for the private who howled this out while I'm giving his BB the silver bullet. BB was an exceptionally hairy Arab man. (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
- Aww, is it that time of the month again?
- Do you go to the vet instead of a doctor?
- Do they just give you a rabies shot and send you on your way?
- Can I ask them to put you down?
Extra points if delivered when
[Werewolf]is sick/injured.
Reddit-tier
- At least dogs get pets
Implying that
[Werewolf]is getting mogged by the inbred version of wolves. - I wouldn't lift a leg on you.
F-tier
- Go fetch
- When you transform, do your clothes just explode off, or do you try to strip first?
[Vampire]jokes this while watching[Werewolf]struggle to find a shirt that fits his post-transformation frame. - Are you marking your territory or do you just have shitty aim?
[Vampire]complaining about the piss stains in the bathroom. First-hand account of how foul this actually is.
Why?
- Because I like writing edgy vampire/werewolf characters on JanitorAI.
- I have no shame.
- This is one of the ways I keep myself from suck starting a shotgun. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
- I think it's funny.
- Fuck you.
That's Offensive!
They can sue me for emotional damages, but they can't, because they're fictional.