Oliver's super long annoying non-serious (mostly) dni list that's actually a checklist to see how afraid of you I am Like genuine cartoonish amounts of fear or how much I don’t trust you with my life

Don't take any of this to heart? Please?


  • Rentrycord/Community
    • I know i know call me a hypocrite BUT you can't tell me YOU aren't scared of what #THEY may do to you too man
  • Anyone Named: Towa, Till, Luka, Ivan, Saint, Angel, Mizi, Sua etc.
  • Anyone whose identity takes after: Dolls, Angels, Purity, Dogs, etc.
    • You are one evil mf and you know it bro :sob: 95% of the time if someone tries to tell you that they're an irl angel or some shit they will KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE
  • Anyone who willingly calls themself a "Pro/Comshipper" in any sort of "Good Faith" bs cmon buddy....
    • I get it! I swear !! But like think about the message you're sending to others especially if you wanna harp on the fact that you're a "good one"
  • N+C players
    • 50/50 shot bro either you're super chill or you are an active a danger & threat to those around you
  • People who kin Furina
    • yall just pmo sometimes
  • People with B&W profiles
    • there's always something up with these guys
  • SMilk fans who also like PV
    • ^^ does not apply if you liked PV before SMilk
    • ^^ stops applying if you like ShadowNilla
    • ^^ stops applying if u fw purelily or shadowlily or pureshadowlily
  • PureLily / White Lily haters that like ShadowNilla
  • SMilk fans, yumes, etc (lain excluded)
  • Forsaken Fans
  • Azure fans who like TwoTime
  • AzureTime fans
  • TwoTime yumes
  • Azure yumes that kin TwoTime
  • TwoTime fans
  • People who kin TwoTime
  • People who main TwoTime and can do the backstab trick
    • I am jealous and I hate you and you need to get out of my lobbies
  • People who like TwoTime unless you’re Callie SLEET Clair Dogpark or Nyomi GrapeDuo Purple
  • Alnst fans
  • IvanTill fans
  • If you kin any Alnst character that isnt Hyuna
  • If you still use catbox in the big '25 OH MY GOD POSTIMGS AND IMBGBB IS FREEEEE
  • If your whole personality revolves around yaoi
    • Same thing as N+C fans
  • People who are 4w5, 5w4, Rluei, Mel-Chol, Chaotic Good, ISTP
    • Idk you're probably evil
  • People who self align with Lawful Good
    • You're probably evil and lying to yourself unless you're not
  • Lowk anyone who aligns with "X Good"
    • I just think calling yourself Good in any way is a dead giveaway for being the devil's first born
  • Guest 666 players
    • Get the fuck out of my lobbies
  • If you’re not Korean, Japanese, or learning any of the associated languages but you still use 0年 / 0살 or whatever
    • Yeah you’re not like blowing up homeless people but you are probably one intriguing human being
    • Bonus points if you're white
  • White people in general
    • It's okay I can say this I have white friends
  • Invisigal lovers
  • Flambae haters after ep 5&6
  • Prism haters
    • You get sent to super hell for this
  • PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE FLAKEY SALT YOU ARE MENTAL
  • Robert Robertson dick riders
    • not really sorry a lot of you gotta die sometimes
  • Anyone actively participating in the BakuReze agenda fight but are mad that the Agenda pushers are ??? pusing their agenda ??
    • Yeah dude i don't care abt your goat's feats MY goat is better because I say so you little dimwit
  • Chaotic Evil aligners
    • You said it urself bro ur EVIL and I am not ?? trying to die ??
    • Also ur cringe and I can't fw cringe people
  • True Neutral aligners
    • KILL YERSELF
    • Sorry you're just not real
  • Filegarden users
    • Sorry ur images don't load for me sometimes and its annoying
  • Tetratto users

"Why do you hate fun" NOOOOO I DONTTT I SWEAR !!! My friends and I combined are guilty of like more than half of this list and I still love them

But, please, assume I want everyone DEAD because I think it's funnier option

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Pub: 14 Jan 2022 03:22 UTC

Edit: 11 Nov 2025 14:32 UTC

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