See as a young guy, it's sort of imbeded that getting the gal is the best thing you can do. Gotta get that pussy, gotta get that gal.

I finally got with a girl a few years ago. THATS what yall where yappin on about?!?! Bruh. It ain't worth it. Boobs are ight but that sarlacc pit ain't it dawg. It ain't worth the effort.

Gals are like.. getting socks for Christmas. It's wrapped very nice and ya know 💅✨️ but it's just socks. Like ya sure.. thanks.. ig I could use that but it's whatever man.

I imagine a guy would be more like a used video game system. Wrapped like shit, all weird and lumpy, but oh boy. You tear off that wrapping paper, grab that joystick, and have a great night.

No homo of course.

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Pub: 30 Nov 2024 21:01 UTC
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