Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Meleeniacs... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the items, and those gorgeous graphics. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you lose players. You had a rough alpha, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing in war, you're a great game, sometimes I even call you regretevator. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day lose players. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful game. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Homeworld and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Macabre, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back from Beta testing and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "MELEENIACS HAS RELEASED!" Not only have you changed the game of roblox and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, meleeniacs.🫶

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Pub: 03 Dec 2025 00:16 UTC

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