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please don't tell me i'm the only one who sees the vision
kyle - franklin | stan - michael | kenny - trevor | cartman - lester
DUDE KYLE, STAN, AND KENNY EVEN HAVE THE SAME EXACT SIGNATURE COLORS AS THEM TOO????? IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT
kenny & trevor duo makes my soul happy, idek myself.
i like every south park ship i dont care. i find them all appealing in their own ways and i can understand any viewpoint on why one would like it. im not one who judge 🤷🤷 as long as youre respectful, ill be respectful back.
minus st#ndyle. i do not like this dynamic dude, just pick a side atp bro 🤦🤦 nothing against polyamorous people, i just don't like this pair specifically. it just feels wrong and Wendy and Kyle feel more platonic to me atleast. maybe it's the fact Wendy and Kyle are so similar to each other, it's giving siblings.
if it's Stan x Kyle AND Wendy then, i don't really have much of a problem.
and b#nny or k#njorine, may i add. the fans are insufferable and the ship itself is pure slop. i seriously despise the "horny x innocent" dynamic most people portray them as. yall are weird asf. YES, i let the fans of a ship determine whether or not i like said ship, idgaf. i can see butters being a "fan girl" or it's just puppy love, but that's literally it.
favs if you care: STYLEEEE, K2, CANDY OTP OTP, stenny, staig, crenny, crutters ❤︎ (this is my niche yaoi), cryle, scyle (kyle x scott idk the shipname unless this is genuinely it LOL), kenrietta, kytolkien, cryde, kyman
im very bipolar with kyman LMAO, but i genuinely think the fans are the only problem. i find kyman an interesting dynamic and cute even (definitely one-sided though), but some of you guys are weird asf and need to mind your own business (some of yall are also major narcissists).
stendy was cuter in the earlier seasons it's the #truth. like, seeing them together in newer seasons genuinely don't make me happy anymore. you used to see them and like, in your mind go "oh, cute!" but now you're just genuinely waiting for some shit to go down cause they AREN'T HEALTHY FOR EACH OTHER 😭. that's literally all their plot is: argue, break up, stan crashes out, stan and wendy do sum shit together, boom they're in love again. THAT'S ALL THEY DO???? they gotta let them go at this point, holy shit. something new wouldn't hurt guys
creek is ok, like i mean i guess bro. it's a classic, can't really say much. im just not a fan of their dynamics if i'm being honest, but i'm still chill with it in the end. the fans are absolutely horrid though, they WILL attack if you if you dare to ship tweek and craig with any other characters
boiii kenrietta is such an interesting and cute dynamic. i honestly didnt get it at first until i played tfbw from dusk till casa bonita. i actually really mess with them
oh style... where do i start with you. this ship is genuinely everything to me, like, it physically hurts seeing them together. my stomach gets upset (or happy technically?) at the sight. like, a fictional ship should not be making me dis way bro im crineee 😭😭 they're so freaking sweet 😭😭😭😭 i just think i have an extreme soft spot for childhood friends to lovers (best trope ever, fight me). people who say this ship "doesn't make sense" have NEVER watched the show and are homophobic. i mean, im chill if you find it platonic but you deadass cannot deny that they have good chemistry.
ughhh candy is so underrated, their dynamic has soooo much potential and i fully believe they would be a much more interesting couple than stendy, and that's not biased because i ship style. like i said before, i still like stendy but their relationship is lackluster and cliche. likeeee a good girl x bad boy dynamic with candy is fire in my opinion 👀👀 also it'll finally give wendy and cartman some GOOD character development, specifically wendy.
candy is literally just kyman in a different universe. wendy and kyle are literally the same person, no wonder cartman likes them so much 🤣 (same goes for stan. literally bisexual-tron 1000)
i fucking HATE the transfem butters hc. mfs don't care about him as a character, they just wanna ship him with kenny, let's be real 🤷🤷 nothing against transfems (should be obvious) but i just genuinely despise it. dont get me wrong, i love marjorine, but it was for ONE episode. these are the same people who hc him as bi-curious LOLLL yall look dumb as shittt. and sure, i like crutters, but it's honestly just a crackship, i'm not die hard about it. it's hard to see butters with a boyfriend, like at all. i don't see the vision and i don't wish to.
ughh i hate the way people brush off stan being an rnb & rap fan. i mean, i get that he had his little band n all, but that doesn't define his music taste. HE LITERALLY SAID IT HIMSELFFFF?? PLEASE
i relate to Stan on many levels and this is just one of the reasons 💙 i can honestly see him listening to some Ginuwine or Jodeci (just on how i personally view him as a character). I can for sure see Pharrell Williams and maybeeee Chris Brown??
Just to name a few: Frank Ocean, Eric Bellinger, Daniel Caesar
he'd be kinda freaked out, but still have that softer vibe to him