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i like every south park ship i dont care. i find them all appealing in their own ways and i can understand any viewpoint on why one would like it. im not one who judge 🤷🤷 as long as youre respectful, ill be respectful back.

minus stndyle. i do not like this dynamic dude, just pick a side atp bro 🤦‍🤦‍ nothing against polyamorous people, i just don't like this pair* specifically. it just feels wrong and Wendy and Kyle feel more platonic. if it's Stan x Kyle AND Wendy then, i don't really have much of a problem.

favs if you care: STYLEEEE AND CANDY OTP OTP, stenny, k2, staig, crenny, crutters ❤︎ (this is my niche yaoi), cryle, scyle (kyle x scott idk the shipname unless this is genuinely it LOL), kenrietta, kytolkien, cryde, kyman

im very bipolar with kyman LMAO, but i genuinely think the fans are the only problem. i find kyman an interesting dynamic and cute even (definitely one-sided though), but some of you guys are weird asf and need to mind your own business

also bunny too. 95% of the shippers are fetishizers #sorrynotsorry. but if you're the 5% that are chill about it, i fw you heavy twin
paladin butters x princess kenny is cute if im being honest

stendy was cuter in the earlier seasons it's the #truth. like, seeing them together in newer seasons genuinely don't make me happy anymore. you used to see them and like, in your mind go "oh, cute!" but now you're just genuinely waiting for some shit to go down cause they AREN'T HEALTHY FOR EACH OTHER 😭. that's literally all their plot is: argue, break up, stan crashes out, stan and wendy do sum shit together, boom they're in love again. THAT'S ALL THEY DO???? they gotta let them go at this point, holy shit. something new wouldn't hurt guys

creek is ok, like i mean i guess bro. it's a classic, can't really say much. im just not a fan of their dynamics if i'm being honest, but i'm still chill with it in the end. the fans are absolutely horrid though, they WILL attack if you if you dare to ship tweek and craig with any other characters

boiii kenrietta is such an interesting and cute dynamic. i honestly didnt get it at first until i played tfbw from dusk till casa bonita. i actually really mess with them

oh style... where do i start with you. this ship is genuinely everything to me, like, it physically hurts seeing them together. my stomach gets upset (or happy technically?) at the sight. like, a fictional ship should not be making me dis way bro im crineee 😭😭 they're so freaking sweet 😭😭😭😭 i just think i have an extreme soft spot for childhood friends to lovers (best trope ever, fight me). people who say this ship "doesn't make sense" have NEVER watched the show and are homophobic. i mean, im chill if you find it platonic but you deadass cannot deny that they have good chemistry. also it's canonically one-sided anyway, kiss my ass 💋💋

ughhh candy is so underrated, their dynamic has soooo much potential and i fully believe they would be a much more interesting couple than stendy, and that's not biased because i ship style. like i said before, i still like stendy but their relationship is lackluster and cliche. likeeee a good girl x bad boy dynamic with candy is fire in my opinion 👀👀 also it'll finally give wendy and cartman some GOOD character development, specifically wendy.

candy is literally just kyman in a different universe. wendy and kyle are literally the same person, no wonder cartman likes them so much 🤣 (same goes for stan. i know what you are stanley dont hide from us)

scyle is simple but adorable. i love the idea of them being attentive of each other as they're both type 1 diabetics and that one line from tfbw about kyle sharing his juice boxes with scott is so sweet 🩷 this is also coming from a fellow type 1! i lowkey yearn for a relationship like that

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Pub: 13 May 2022 18:27 UTC

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