/mspa, take this bunch of nonsense im awesome

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ok so matt or dave, he/him/they, dont use fem pronouns on me, if you do youll get blocked eventually or at least thats what i think i dont really care about blocking people
i kin dave strider because im actually him irl yeah and also i like ironic humor whoa, im cupioromantic gay and taken yeah cool my matesprit is awesome i love you judy kiss m:heartpulse:
sybau my name is not david (nath mentioned :eyes::eyes: hi nath)

im what you may call a webcomic enthusiast i think i like webcomics but id unironically rather play games or listen to the worst songs ever the entire day instead of reading

im a heir of time and a derse dreamer or that type of bullshit

im real bad with words dude also a bit forgetful ok

im lowkey paranoic and overthink yeah sure man, i talk about homestuck a lot which is probably not in an ironic way annoying for some people but i dont care about that bullshit im just that awesome, im bad at starting conversations and awkward i guess so i will almost never talk first if its my first time talking to someone maybe i dont fucking know maybe i do talk first damn, im even more cool and so fucking awesome once you get to know me

im not the most insufferable prick youll ever meet im actually the most cool guy youll ever meet
i enjoy talking with my bros
i play games, just not that much since roblox is fucking doomed and i have low storage so i can barely even install any games im more of the type to read or use social apps rather than games, playing roblox became real boring recently so i just stopped playing it man, i still watch things and talk about it yeah man sure i dont even care about that fucking game i prefer sick beats
i never finish watching shows because i get bored and distracted easily watching them unless i find them interesting lol thats funny sure
maybe i will sit my ass and finally finish everything i have to finish someday

im most definitely fucking good at showing affection dude, yes im good at reacting to people showing me affection
ironically because i dont
im bad at explaining ok i say really stupid things and mispell or have typing quirks on purpose well sometimes actually, i block freely, whatever, #dealwithit
suspecting aspd and reactive attachment disorder or some shit like that also possible imposter syndrome k

incest dni i hate you all fucking pricks

theres a chance that ill ignore you because im too busy to answer i dont know dude take this as irony
i mean
i dont actually care

everything i learned about zodiac signs its just because homestuck im so fucking crazy whoa dude i love homestuck i really love you homestuck i want to hug you homestuck no i dont like andrew hussie what the fuck actually i dont even give a fuck about his existence who even cares about him anyway

i turned 413 months old on 17/12/25 yes
6 solar sweeps which equals to 13 earth years actually isnt that like awesome lol ok
cool nonchalant gamer teenager type shit

im diagnosed with autism so i dont know man just keep that in mind i guess

i might swear sometimes but im a good person this is true

dude this is stupid

biggest dave strider kinnie by the way or i dont know im more of a psychological fictionkin but whatever i say dude

im gay i dont even think its in an ironic way anymore i mean you dont even know how gay i am dude

apple juice

fun fact the world lied we re actually in 2009 trust me dude im the best search source ironically

and i like triceratopolis yeah thats cool
im really big on music if you hadnt noticed

i vented to andrew hussie and he created dave strider

type shit

scratch my butt

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ok take more cool shit about me because im a cool dude like that
im a sagittarius, extended zodiac sign is sagiries, i was born in 17/12/2012 or whatever yeah semitox dude my typology or something like that is infj 5(w4)48 self-preservation/social i guess
i will get a turntable for christmas i will get a turntable for christmas i will get a turntable for christmas
you can easily tell my hyperfixation is homestuck yeah its unironically obvious
my most honest opinion on vriska is
she was thirteen what the fuck
i dont care about ships so yeah go on talk to me about your otp it will be ok unless its incest or any problematic shit i dont know
johnegbertlover413 fans/supporters dni all of you are some damn weirdos
i guess i really like skating my skateboard is the most important thing to me honorable mention i enjoy drawing
really chill dude whatever i dont have time for this sort of bullshit


a young man stands in his bedroom


a young lady stands in her bedroom


theres this really cool dude ok


a silly girl naps by her flowers

ok damn i will stop
john egbutt

holy shit
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Pub: 15 Sep 2021 02:48 UTC

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