
i go by michael (& any variations), william (and any variations), or any dog related nicknames you want to call me. he, it, rot, gore, and any other gross neos. golden retriever pissfag. bisexual homoromantic.
CONTENT WARNING: i am an absolute freak. very unstable, especially in opinions — some days i can be woke and others i can be a bigot. note that i don't mean it or actually believe it if i am. i struggle with morals and shit like that. disgusting paraphile pervert and will say freaky things. very socially anxious, i am permanently cowering like a kicked stray. do not take profile warnings lightly, i do bite. don't try and change my ways, i have always been like this. cope harder.
INTERESTS: i'm mostly in media fandoms. whiplash, fight club, scream, saw, secretary, succession, brba, did i mention whiplash? . . . etc etc. i play a lot of games too — i like pokemon (the older ones), call of duty, psychopomp, stardew valley, degrees of lewdity, nso, whatever.......
COOL 2 FRIEND: objectums / objectophiles, nerds, anti-contact paraphiles, therians, fujoshis (i am whatever the male equivalent of this is. a cuck? perhaps...), if you're 'problematic' in some way i am a safe space, dont gaf about discourse (exc. conservative views).
DO NOT FRIEND: anyone can interact but do not try and befriend me if you are. . . T.R.A.S.H, under 14, pro-contact para, radqueers / harmful trans-ids (transabled, transrace, transage, that shit), you don't fuck with freaks or perverted fictional stuff, have either side of ship discourse on your dni. ill just block you who gaf anyways
