Towa
Since you're good at fortune telling, why don't you just do that?
Tsubomi
Worth considering...no, it's a gospel that should be engraved in souls amid the labyrinth of words. However, fortune telling risks drawing the organisation's attention.
Towa
Here we go, the organisation.
Tsubomi
To divine is, so to speak, to reveal a leaf with one's name written on it to the world. When the location of a soul is manifested, it reaches their feelers as well.
Mito
Is it really bad if the organisation finds out...?
Tsubomi
In the worst case, the "Lightning of Judgment" will strike.
Denki Troupe Member C
What!? The lightning comes as a physical attack!?
Tsubomi
Physical or not...the fact that you're asking that question shows you're clearly turning away from the essence of lightning.
Tsubomi
"It" is heaven's anger with will. Once it pierces the heavens, it burns away both law and reason...
Denki Troupe Member C
Both law and reason!? If possible, our company too! Please focus especially around our company!
Iroha
Then, what if we don't call it fortune telling? How about making it something that only those who know will understand...?
Tsubomi
Even if you change the words, the "will" propagates...their sense of smell is keen.
Towa
If you're going to go that far...instead of a stall, why don't you make a forbidden library...
Tsubomi
My knowledge sleeps within a barrier. It must not be carelessly opened.
Kamira
This is the real Akashic Records! Is this a case for Kokūzō Bosatsu!?
Denki Troupe Member D
But you know, Tsubomi-senpai has an unexpected side, shouldn't we go for a gap appeal?
Iroha
How about something like takoyaki!?
Mito
T-Takoyaki...? There's no fortune telling element?
Towa
Mito, you're naive. Sweeter than Dr. Pepper. It's darkness. We should summon "Dark Takoyaki".
Everyone
Dark Takoyaki!?
Mito
Why are you talking like Tsubomi-san...?
Towa
Random fillings! Some are super spicy, super bitter, or super sweet! Eating them reveals "today's fortune"!
Tsubomi
Measuring fate through taste, the root of life...not bad.
Kamira
Hey, if you don't call it fortune telling but call it gacha instead, that's a win!
Denki Troupe Member A
Plus it looks good at events, and everyone loves takoyaki!
Denki Troupe Member B
Octopus is expensive, but we could legally substitute it with cheese or sausage...!
Towa
Rather, we shall create a worldview where "non-octopus" can also be a winning outcome!
Mito
Again, why are you speaking like Tsubomi-san...?
Tsubomi
...I like that idea. Materials that I select will have meaning.
Mito
T-Then shall we...make a prototype...?
Iroha
Let's do it! Tonight is Denki's decisive takoyaki party, let the battle begin!
Kaname
I'm home...what's with this takoyaki party!?
Kamira
Welcome, to the wheel of fate tasting party!
Mito
Towa-chan came up with the dark takoyaki idea for Tsubomi-san's stall, so we're having a tasting party...
Kaname
What is this? Dark takoyaki...
Towa
Want to try some too, Kaname~? The winning ones are super spicy, and the losing ones are...even more super spicy!
Kaname
That sounds like they're all losing ones...and Towa, you just wanted to eat takoyaki, didn't you?
Towa
Well, the idea itself is good, right? It's properly "meaningful gluttony"! chomp
Towa
Hmm? ...Ugh, it's spicyyyyy!? Water! Give me water!
Tsubomi
...You have chosen your fate. ...Very bad luck.
Mito
Eh, what!? Very bad luck, was something that intense in there!?
Mito
Towa-chan, are you okay? Here, Dr. Pepper.
Towa
gulp...gulp...gulp...Heeee! My mouth is burning even more!!!
Tsubomi
To follow up on "the curse of scorching heat" already raging on your tongue with the blade of carbonation...
Iroha
H-How terrifying...this is truly the moment the wheel of fate turns...!
Tsubomi
Fate has already been set in motion. The wheel of destiny that has begun to turn can no longer be stopped by anyone.
Towa
Stop iiiiiiiiiiit!!