DO NOT INTERACT if you think dead plate is the best studio investigrave game, you got into studio investigrave because of dead plate, you somehow believe that coworker would not bigoted in some way despite being a) a white man b) placed in 70s america c) based off of patrick bateman d) the subject of constant jokes about him being a misogynist, you ignore manon's existence in dead plate, you ship manon with normal guy or bok-su purely to get her out of the way so you can rationalize shipping rodent because you know that rody would choose manon every time (you're not slick btw), you're the kind of rodent shipper who sweeps their inherent toxicity under the rug and writes them as a completely healthy and normal couple, you claim to be a fan of toxic yaoi and then get uncomfortable when the yaoi in question is actually toxic, you unironically think starman's analyses are peak, you infantilize studio investigrave characters, you unironically describe rody as a “golden retriever” or “himbo,” you describe any studio investigrave character as a twink, you think manon was in the wrong in any way, you think manon was the catalyst for the events of dead plate (because for some reason putting the blame on her makes more sense than putting the blame on rody when it was his level of devotion that became emotionally draining (which is a pattern of behavior considering his previous partners have broken up with him over it) but ok), you fell for rody's unreliable narration and believe that the only thing he did wrong was “loving too much” (real argument i have seen from a real dead plate fan btw), you're a dead plate fan who hasn't heard of the fridging trope, you don't think there is anything that needs to be criticized in any studio investigrave work, the only thing you got out of married in red was toxic yuri, you yume with rody (you can do so much better than that), you sweep the actual plots of studio investigrave games under the rug in favor of focusing on romance that isn't even there in the first place, you try to make manuel into an actual character (LET IT GO), you ship notag, you make jokes about the doppels getting freaky in the elevator or whatever (get better jokes), you think the 2.0 dead plate plushies are cute, you're going to try and reclaim this and argue this didn't take 30+ seconds to type, you don't know who dos was, you haven't heard of the bechdel test, you make vincent lemon jokes (they were never funny), you mistook eddie's cameo in married in red for vincent (COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY TYPES?), you don't think the final confrontation at the end of dead plate was at least a little bit corny (i'm all for suspension of disbelief but why is rody saying shit like “if this is your idea of trying to make yourself happy i don't think you'll ever be full” after finding out that his ex gf who he deluded himself into believing he was still with was killed), you describe vince as a cannibal (even though he only ate human flesh once and in specific endings), you describe vince as a cannibal and think it would be stupid for me to describe rody as a cannibal as well even though i'm using the exact same logic as you (he only ate human flesh once and in specific endings), you put the red means i love you on ANY playlist but ESPECIALLY a married in red or dead plate one, you think rot in paradise was about toxic friend groups and not addiction, you critique rot in paradise for not being clear enough in its delivery (even though it's the game in the series that follows the “show don't tell” rule the best (even though a second playthrough makes the message very clear) while all the others spoonfeed you the themes of the game practically verbatim but ok), you're not disappointed that CD got replaced as the protag, you would describe poppy as fair skinned (i saw how she used to be described on the jcc wiki. really guys), you think that cure (or ivantill in general) is rodent coded, you bought the dead plate art book and don't regret it, you gave coworker and protag names to refer to them as such in writing instead of finding workarounds, you think it's possible to whitewash a white man (rody), you describe ANY studio investigrave character as a yandere, you think that irving is the ceo, you think that irving and kowalski are brothers, you think that kowalski is irving's clone (???), you don't find the gender ratio in s01b to be at least a little bit odd and/or disappointing (eight revealed major characters and a grand total of one of them is a woman. ok), you felt personally attacked or called out by any part of this despite me having framed all of these statements in a clearly exaggerated way (this says more about you than you think), you think eddie has a more interesting dynamic with benny than with sean, you don’t know who sean is, you think it's unreasonable for a non-sig fan to mix up benny and rody, you think rachel doesn't have same face syndrome, you think cold front is a good game, you think those dumbass fujobait dead plate screenshot edits on pinterest are funny, you think manon cheated on rody, you blame manon for starting a relationship with vincent as a rebound (god forbid a woman who broke up with her emotionally draining ex do anything), you call studio investigrave games "racheldrawsthis games", you think vincent is rachel's oc, you think rody is taller than vincent, you don't know who rix is, you call kowalski "kiwi", you think uno would listen to vocaloid, you read through this entire dni

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