🕸️ WHO I AM (But Cooler Than You Think)
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🏷️ Labels I Claim:
Gender: masc-aligned, punk guy vibes Orientation: pink C3 (see below) Neurotype: ND-flavored but functional™ Personality: chill, direct, DIY or die Vibes: if Hobie had a laptop and anxiety
(I label loosely. If you get it, you get it.)
🎂 Attraction Layer Cake
Pink – Secondary sexuality C – No preference on relationship structure 3 – Bisexual/Pansexual
Romantic, platonic, and emotional attraction? Easy. Sexual attraction? Only after vibes click. Relationship structure? Depends on the people involved. Aesthetic attraction? Not a big deal. Just don’t be a soulless dick.
Cake link: 🧁 My Cake
🛑 DNI / BYF
🚫 Do Not Interact If:
You're queerphobic, racist, transphobic, etc. You mock tone indicators, ND folks, or neopronouns You love drama or hate boundaries
⚠️ Before You Follow:
I use a LOT of tone indicators
I swear casually
I vanish sometimes
I don't do cringe culture — only cringe love
(just dont be a dick)
🗯️ Tone Tags I Use
(Seriously, I use them a LOT. If you’re confused: toneindicators.carrd.co)
/j = joke /hj = half-joking /srs = serious /gen = genuine /lh = lighthearted /nm = not mad /pos = positive tone /neg = negative tone /c = copypasta /m = metaphor /ref = reference /rt = rhetorical /t = teasing /p = platonic /r = romantic /nbh = nobody here /th = threat (jokingly, promise 💀)
(and a bunch more. I’ll explain if you ask.)
🧠 Hyperfixations Right Now:
🕸️ Spider-Verse (Hobie is THE guy) 🦇 Adventure Time (especially Marceline’s arcs) ✂️ DIY clothes / punk fashion hacks ✏️ Making “about me” pages for fun (meta, I know)
❤️ Comfort Characters
Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk),
Pavitr Prabhakar (Spider-Man India),
Michelangelo (TMNT),
Marceline Abadeer,
Marshall Lee