Prima's Your Guide
Wouldn't You Like - Epic The Musical

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkIBM71E0_w
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nKLHkJXB-Y

(Whimsical Autistic Giggling)
I must say
What a challenging game you play

"GOD DANG IT"

Oh, no-dice
Would you like some quick advice?

The final level's not beaten easy
If you want to win you'll need assistance from a certain guide
Strategic advantage
Someone who's not afraid to.. Spill the secrets

"... Prima?"
(Slightly more autistic giggling)

Prima's your guide to get all the answers
Prima's your guide to all the best spots
Beating the game, do you think you can, sir?
You could get lost or you could win lots

Prima's your guide to find all of the secrets
Prima's your guide to get the good end
Beating the game, you can't seem to see it
Here's what I recommend

There's an item down that hidden path that'll give you quite the edge
There's a weakness that you can exploit if you hide behind a ledge
You can get the end-game armor
If you find the hidden box
There's no way the boss can harm ya
If you strafe around the rocks

Prima's your guide to get all the answers
Prima's your guide to all the best spots
Beating the game, do you think you can, sir?
You could get lost or you could win lots

Prima's your guide to find all of the secrets
Prima's your guide to get the good end
Beating the game, you can't seem to see it
Here's what I recommend

Ohh~

You can gain so much XP here if you choose to be here to fight the waves
They will respawn and it's endless which will help you win this battle that you've been walled by
With a little bit of gall, I
Think that you can fine'ly beat him
With these tricks you can defeat him!

"And I call this strat "Mobin' Goblins"
"Huh..."
(Even more autistic giggling)

Prima's your guide to get all the answers
Prima's your guide to all the best spots
Beating the game, do you think you can, sir?
You could get lost or you could win lots

Prima's your guide to find all of the secrets
Prima's your guide to get the good end
Beating the game, you can't seem to see it
Here's what I recommend

(Ohh~)

Prima's your guide to get all the answers
Prima's your guide to all the best spots
Beating the game, do you think you can, sir?
You could get lost or you could win lots

Prima's your guide to find all of the secrets
Prima's your guide to get the good end
Beating the game, you can't seem to see it
That's what I recommed

"Prima... Thank you."
"Don't thank me, kid, you haven't beat it yet
Heheheh... Good luck."

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Pub: 02 Oct 2025 03:08 UTC

Edit: 06 Oct 2025 22:40 UTC

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