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I love and support Portugal. + France sometimes! I Fw Norway, Ecuador& any other nation any chels players are from? I selectively like Brasil and Spain. Sometimes? (For Fermin, Torres & Pau. Im talking about My gorgeous blonde striker not that stupid Fuck fried tuna.) I sometimeesss root for Netherlands bcoz my sister lives there and I have to #support i guuesss.. I don't like Germany.

I also have more opinons on More countries! that arent listed☝️above Continue reading to find out If u Um want to.

So more info: Norway Coz Haaland duh He's really cool for being able To drag Norway all the way To the quarters (SHOULDVE BEEN SEMIS IF NOT FOR FUCKING S*RL*TH BTW. ITS ALWAYS THE ATLETI PLAYERS. That chance jinja haunts me everyday.)

Ecuador for Moi ❤️ Moises Caicedo oh my gorgeous beloved el nino moi who can do no wrong... my holy christian boy.. who is innocent I HATE U ALL who call him only a shin kicker Stfu. My proper chels i love that boy so much. Inspires me to be a better christian #deadass

Oooh I likee Türkiye too because multiple of my Oomfs like them and my best oomf is turkish! Hi! yes i love türkiye ok

Um Germany frick im so weirded on it. Kinda don't like them Because like? Their fans are like.. a specific type.. it like icks me tf out + H*VERTZ plays for them.. im soo deduzz 50/50 on him. But then musiala goat but then Like? His fans are like.... Um Like? A thing A genre broo idk how to explain it U guys need to get me on this one. I just. dont like germany?

I used to Be a France hater btw I'm so f*cking sorry . World cup changed My view on them. I love My Bleus.. Doue is my France player ever. And his Boyfriend Olise. Douelise propaganda 🔝 I used to dislike Mbappe But thats lwk Goat right there AND I LOVE LITERALLY ALL THE FRENCH PLAYERS Omfg Kante I miss U and U too my PogMann. And Pavard (why!) AND DEMBOOBIES Cherki too I literally Love all of U fawk Gimme a hug. :(

Spain:: Uuhh okay so my first country. I supppored spainn I bought their jersey for Like $78 (NOT WORTH IT ITS NOT EVEN MY SIZE) But um i Don't really..?? Uh Idk im not that spainiard anymore. Yeah I'm just Fucking salty they Knocked out my teams. Fuck u spain Ok sorry bruh I forget that Thats Fermin's team right there Btw F\rshit's worldcup doesnt count. That's Fermin's World cup Btw I don't make the rules. Yeah If u can't tell I genuinely Only tolerate Spain coz Fermin plays for them.

I don't really care for netherlands lols I probably would if i were a Liverpool fan but um. idrc. I dont mind if they win the wc tho. Oh oomf is no.1 Noa Lang fan Tho so i have a soft spot for him, oki? ❤️

Hi BrasilChels Joao Pedro & Estevao Willian my bebes. I still Fucking hate you Ancelotti for not calling them up. Igor Shittago over Joao Goatdro? What's wrong with u old man? Is the Age affecting ur head alrd? These coaches piss me off badddd. Ancelotti deadass watch out. Oh and also ENDRICKKK hes my baby actually one of the only rma players i Like. and ofc ancelotti hates him too....... Neymar is a chud btw-*GETS SHOT

SHIT AND ENGLAND I FORGOT ABT ENGLAND OOPS. Um. i would have supported them BUT TUCHEL FUCKING LEFT OUT BOTH OF MY FAV ENGLAND PLAYERS FROM THE SQUAD? Ur telling me madueke in but cole palmer, foden & trent out..? Also jordan henderson in the big '26. bloody hell mate (do i sound english) So uhm yeah I like england players tho gordon, rashford, the ones i mentioned befoo. i kinda Really hve beef with england alsongside brasil. most Mainly their coaches. #HATEWATCHTUCHEL #HATEWATCHANCELOTTI Oh and Added on I miss the old English players. Dele & Lingard :(..

I Like all Asian countries. Hi Japan and Sourh Korea my fellow Asian countries Win the world cup for US ok... My country is too Bum to qualify. @China Yo 1.2B people and NONE of them are Elite at football? Like are we Sure...?

I don't Like Argentina. I like Alvarez and Dybala Fuck the rest Of u. The team is Racist anyways Fuck them.

Saved the best for last Portugal: I looovee Portugal first off My boyfriend João Felíx players there Even though I spend more minutes on rentry than he does in the field 😅 And also we have the best midfield trust in joao neves! Bruno fernandes okay iguess. i hate him but he plays well for portugal so. And also vitinha um im neutral on him idrgaf. Cancelo ohh i love cancelo, the only player to win thje league in the top 4 leagues and more more more portugal players i absolutely love! Cristiano uhhhh Unc u might need to let it go.... IM SORRY YES i know portugal would be nothing without him...but like..? They're somethng now.. they have the quality already & can qualify for international tournaments without cr7, unc i think u might need to leave it with the youngins now, okay..? Please pass the ball....do it for portugal ok..? Don't u wanna end ur career with a world cup..? Please no cr7 fans get mad at me forthis. Oh wait hes an alleged r*pist anyways FUCK RONALDO.hes not even the best ronaldo. anyways I love every single other Portugese player tho! Viva portugall 4 lyfe!!

^ I guess 2026 was not Our year coz Holy shit Wallahi fuck Roberto Martinez I need him beheaded. If I continue to rant ill actuallt be So Fucking mad so i'll stop here.

ywahh thats basically it I think so? i Dont think anybody else gaf abt my rants and if u do Aww i love u so bmf!

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