My heart goes out to all who tried to get Oasis tickets. Currently, it's 8:49am and ticket sales start at 9, but all sites are being accessed by several million people at once.
I hope you indecent persons all get off so I can get my tickets, despite the fact that I will inevitably forget all about this after it happening.
Initially, I was going to paste in the Walter White confession copypasta, but I felt nice enough to let you into my mental tormen
I really fucking hate ticketmaster and every person who decided to get Oasis tickets right when the tickets are being put on sale and nine fucking am on a HOLIDAY. Sleep in. I have excuse of timezones but you British lot should sleep in.
Imagine getting this on every site you try to use and just when it's about to work, THIS shows up. it's five minutes to 9 and fuck all

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★﹒this url, and all my urls, are in use. i haven't forgotten the edit code. also don't you fucking dare take down this description of my pain and suffering i went through turmoil♡

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Pub: 31 Aug 2024 07:43 UTC

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