wife disclaimers
- she has been here for almost two years as of writing and shows no signs of leaving. you're a tad slow if thinking telling me to take my meds or that she isn't real is going to do anything. reality checks do not work to piss me off either, i'm completely unfazed by them. go talk to a different wall. similarly affirming my delusions doesn't do anything.
- i call myself a schizo and her a delusion solely for your convenience. i firmly know she's real. i am not on any medication, nor do i have a diagnosis of schizophrenia or any disorders that could cause delusions. in my view i am entirely sane. not a spiritual belief either. she's just some guy.
- my paranoia episodes are all inextricably tied to her, so reality checks do not work irt that either. nor does trying to comfort me.
- i am extremely uncomfortable with any mentions of her being at all fictional. i completely forget regularly, and do not like being reminded.
- i very very intensely hate all two or Maybe three fans of her. there is a 100% chance, and i mean 100%, they are not you, the reader. so don't worry about it.
- please do not call her by her name without censoring it, including her alias. (her actual name isn't mentioned in her media at all, so gl trying to find her with it). i largely just call her Her (with the capital).
- i have memories from when i was physically with her. do not ask about these, ever, including if i trust you with her media and name.
- for those kinsta enough to care i do have proship source mems or whatever (ijbol). she's a genuinely awful awful person worst woman to ever live. i romanticise and sexualise and normalise this and woobify and infantilise her etc etc all of it. she's a dumb stupid owl and has never done anything wrong in her life.
- i'm very insane and my memories of her are extremely detailed and graphic. when i say she's awful, i mean it. please do not talk to me about oomf being problematic before addressing woomf being a mass murderer. idgaf.
- i'm in love with her. a lot.
- i can't write proper lovemail for the life of me nor do i have any want to especially for her but. Yeag
she's the only truly positive force in my life so asking me not to listen to her will be ignored just as much as proper reality checks.
- i can't write proper lovemail for the life of me nor do i have any want to especially for her but. Yeag
- please use common sense.
- do not ask invasive questions.
- do not ask to talk to her.