my otps rant yes yes yes by aj
hello, this url will just be dedicated to me talking about my otps, and my opinion only. i am not a multishipper, proshipper, or a yume of any of the chars being talked about below. enough yap thanks!

01. orphrick from identity v


they are my fav ship from IDV ever. i remember when i first played the aom story i was very very intrigued seeing that one deal scene where their faces were so close to each other and i'm was like "wait... i can't be the only one who found that kinda fruity right?" turns out I WASN'T!! they are kind of a underrated ship i wished more people shipped them so i can get more orphrick crumbs there's a whole thread on twt talking about their dynamics it is so cool they want each other so bad you cannot convince me otherwise stfu orphrick is canon! can we actually get that netease thanks
the angst hurts me sometimes too ouch
i love them so much they are perfect for each other frederick is so fine like i need this twink destroyed in bed but i can't fight orpheus ugh that lucky bastard but he also sent frederick a scented letter. A SCENTED LETTER?? THIS FREAK WANTS THAT COOKIE BAD I SCREAMED WHEN I READ IT IN THE DEDUCTION and they actually knew each other too plsplspls they kiss and freak everyday don't even play i know they did it in the stables i just know it they held hands that's why orphy knew he had calluses on his hands!! NO I'M NOT DEUSIONAL GET AWAY FROM ME

02. alvaseph from identity v


honestly i just started to get into this ship like today but it's been growing on me ok? it kinda all started when my sister got hermit's S skin from the essence in just one ten pull and i have joseph's summer skin and we just made a whole roleplay of hermit and joseph freaking together. i didn't know it was actually going to be a ship LOL i thought we were the only ones who shipped that rarepairs am i right but ugh they both are so fine. joseph is def THE omega to alva's alpha they're so cutie i love them soso much they both cipher pressure too best male hunters award goes to THEM. feed me more alvaseph crumbs i beg of you I NEED MORE CONTENT OF THEM they are making me crazy. all i could think about today was them. they both are so pretty like have you guys seen alva's face card?? holy smits and joseph is incredibly fine too i love pretty people with pretty people i'm GOING INSANE lalala alvaseph is better than any other joseph ship idc fight me

hi alvaseph nation I am going insane over these two old men i need more content of them pls I'll give u a kiss??? Lowk need to draw these two but I'm locked in for school rn I'm literally Joseph and he's literally alva (there's no he) i mean there used to be But liek uhmmm my discord tag rn is "hisalva" i wanted "hisjoseph" but someone took that uhhhsmmm who wanna be the alva to my joseph i breathe alvaseph i goon to alvaseph i think about alvaseph i eat alvaseph Old men yaoi TAKE OVER MY LIFE!! Like hello I know they def kiss all the time hah stay out of my duo matches fucking homos :/ I lowkey hc Joseph listening to P!ATD and Alva listens to CAS boyyy wyateveer i'm so in love with them... ok?? atp alvaseph are in LOVE !!!

i've been getting a lot of cueists in my matches lately and i honestly wanna blow a kiss to all of them instead agressive little lion brothers always end up killing me like omg let me look at you and see the resemblence of your papas in you!! also he isn't allowed in duo hunters just like his dads wowie,,, i love cueist. i love alvaseph shoutout peakness

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Pub: 14 Mar 2023 12:34 UTC

Edit: 09 Sep 2025 12:31 UTC

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