Biblically accurate, highly acclaimed, widely sought after, The Priest has decided to finally grace your presence! 
I am siren. A false prophet. I will tell you everything you need to hear if you swear to swim deeper into the waves with me. Pay me to lie to you.
You can kick and scream if you'd like. I am the gentle cannibal, I promise not to make a sound as I crack open your ribs. You've earned the chance to speak after a lifetime of listening. I've earned the meal.