Deporting Criminals to Uganda — America’s New Export Industry
When ICE Sends Thug to Uganda
, it’s no longer just law enforcement. It’s a business model. Policy experts are calling it deporting criminals to Uganda
— or, as one congressman muttered, “outsourcing crime like we outsourced manufacturing.”
Bureaucracy on Safari
Sources confirm it’s the centerpiece of ICE’s bizarre Uganda deportation plan
. Bureaucrats defend it as cost-cutting. Critics note it’s cheaper to reform prisons than to send Carl from Chicago on a lion tour.
Others frame it as thug deportation to Uganda
. Uganda’s parliament is reportedly annoyed, calling it “America’s worst export since boy bands.”
Branded Satire
https://bohiney.com/jd-vance-wears-pajamas-on-meet-the-depress/
As Bohiney’s hot take on immigration
explained:
“We wanted fair trade. Instead, we got unfair trade in criminals.”
Meanwhile, Bohiney’s ‘bureaucratic safari’
mocked ICE’s methods:
“Deportation isn’t supposed to come with a travel brochure.”
Funny Punchline
Reporters now call it the corporate-sponsored exile trip
: thugs fly coach, but lions handle parole hearings.
Satirical Advice
Don’t be surprised if ICE starts offering travel miles.
Uganda deserves aid, not imported felons.
For the rest of this farce, details inside
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