/palg/ Original Content Links

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Lore Project

Ever wondered what the cryptic 'story' of Paladins is? Worry no more, as resident NotepadAnon attempts to decipher it for you, in a better way than the devs can! Check in for constant updates!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3yMuLQRyaeDfje3S_4luCLsSNhjrMwNWRU1xSGbjDU/edit

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Champion Guides by Anon

Add your expertise (or lack thereof) today! Make a / few in-depth posts, cap them, upload them somewhere and link them here!
You want a tl;dr? https://youtu.be/dxlMFsw1OfY

Ash - https://rentry.co/Ashisbest
Atlas -
Barik -
Inara -
Khan -
Fernando - https://files.catbox.moe/pn2crg.png
Makoa -
Ruckus - https://youtu.be/PiPMXf-o_9M
Raum - (Out of Date, but has relevant info) https://files.catbox.moe/omjlwc.jpg
Terminus -
Torvald -
Yagorath - https://rentry.co/yagoguide/

Bomb King -
Cassie - https://files.catbox.moe/non2jy.png
Dredge -
Drogoz -
Imani -
Kinessa -
Lian -
Octavia -
Saati -
Sha Lin -
Strix -
Tiberius - https://youtu.be/h7tMSGNVYsA
Tyra -
Viktor -
Vivian -
Willo -

Androxus - https://youtu.be/OHK7cgBY4hM
Buck -
Evie - https://files.catbox.moe/u3ie4f.png
Koga - https://youtu.be/8V1pMQKDPco
Lex -
Maeve - https://files.catbox.moe/ard4me.png
Moji -
Skye -
Talus -
Vatu - https://youtu.be/H1ICoVNMSZE
Vora - https://rentry.co/riir2
Zhin -

Corvus - https://files.catbox.moe/2uhrsm.png
Furia -
Grohk - (General card tiering only, needs a writeup) https://files.catbox.moe/89u3cy.png
Grover -
Io -
Jenos -
Mal'Damba -
Pip -
Rei -
Seris -
Ying -

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Part of the great concerted efforts of VideoAnon and a few others; bringing high art, original scores and master-level video editing to catalogue and critique the various comical escapades of the game over the years! The most up to date videos are marked in Bold.

Movies

Direct-to-DVD - Into the Static

Coming soon

Glitchamania Bootleg - Totally Tubular Retro Rewind Pay Per View

Episode 0 - (18/08/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHqZK9sHkgAE/

Glitchamania Bootleg - In your House

Episode 0 - (30/06/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZcPKT0mqGBLV/

Glitchamania Bootleg - Pay Per View

Teaser - https://www.bitchute.com/video/enyNXQucCTFh/
Episode 0 - (03/05/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lnsl4GGMjLeQ/

Problem With Paladins Bots: A Botumentary

Episode 0 - (19/11/20) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIs4IMekck

Direct-to-DVD - A Brush With Darkness

Episode 0 - (16/11/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/rPNJKcBs3aaf/

Direct-to-VHS

Episode 0 - (21/05/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/3X3pbVv99OWU/

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Seasonals

Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 2

Season PV - https://www.bitchute.com/video/phb3oUmCzH9r/
Episode 1 - (01/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/MovQ76yiZZIs/
Episode 2 - (08/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/sUzMQLwmqW7w/
Episode 3 - (15/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/qXGizWu8Fx1m/
Episode 4 - (22/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/VR2TEU0PJS1r/
Episode 5 - (03/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/l3qkjIzrZTTN/
Episode 6 - (18/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/fwXASwqvOlTJ/
Episode 7 - (26/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/8FeWiPcSQzrb/
Episode 8 - (02/02/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/3lmGMDnBExVD/
Episode 9 - (13/02/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Avh2dVjXeF2l/
Episode 10 - (05/03/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/7Tb8MlZ7QIdm/

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Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 2

Episode 1 - (29/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/2wHuBebqPBFy/
Episode 2 - (02/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/PKUuk4yrHwCn/
Episode 3 - (06/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/0Qjou3JG9dIG/
Episode 4 - (12/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/lKzRGoNmnV66/
Episode 5 - (19/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/vllGcbxzZGmu/
Episode 6 - (28/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/i2oVQEmvFNxG/
Episode 7 - (02/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/d4Y0z61CYd1f/
Episode 8 - (07/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/CCzGIpmBbR5H/
Episode 9 - (13/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/zORNkly4cm6K/
Episode 10 - (18/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/eXMk7sN88Ixn/

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Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 1

Episode 1 - (02/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMGvGJD7p2S2/
Episode 2 - (03/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/pRuJ3sJx2mvA/
Episode 3 - (07/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/76Hw7jYTaLNa/
Episode 4 - (09/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/cqv3NFbp2S96/
Episode 5 - (16/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/CD0sTmIfQQJL/
Episode 6 - (25/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ympmavo32Xy8/
Episode 7 - (28/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Hq97mHPDGMnm/
Episode 8 - (03/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/xadCyNIQF5KO/
Episode 9 - (09/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/bHeeQ0SGQE17/
Episode 10 - (10/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/W4Sg54ZlPX9i/

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Paladins: You're Out Of Time / You're Out Of Glitches Of The Realm

Part 1
Episode 1 - (21/01/20) - Fellowship Of The Glitch
https://www.bitchute.com/video/dLsvP0UclOnm/
Episode 2 - (23/01/20) - The Two Ivory Towers
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kOXepGfFkvLb/
Episode 3 - (30/01/20) - No Return Of The 3rd King
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Nrb5QeH9aws2/
Part 2
Episode 1 - (10/04/20) - An Unexpected Furry
https://www.bitchute.com/video/JirlIZJ5NWnT/
Episode 2 - (12/04/20) - The Desolation Of Bog
https://www.bitchute.com/video/18Yod3auUkZP/
Episode 3 - (21/04/20) - The Battle Of The 5V5
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hrbtV2FjW0ZK/

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Glitchamania

Episode 1 - (28/02/20) - Preshow Hype Dark Match
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bCu1czULeftz/
Episode 2 - (02/03/20) - The Royal Fumble
https://www.bitchute.com/video/gcIjlugjHHwv/
Episode 3 - (05/03/20) - Termimania Is Runnin Wild
https://www.bitchute.com/video/wHOwDqrAvW7K/

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Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 1

Episode 1 - (01/02/20) - No Need For Updates
https://www.bitchute.com/video/d224xBxVzvHj/
Episode 2 - (02/02/20) - The Horror Won't End
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Dy3BkumgSpqc/
Episode 3 - (04/02/20) - Forced Departure
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6LKtcFEBj0sT/
Episode 4 - (05/02/20) - A Journey of Adventure Huh
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iW3wzOuo1WdV/
Episode 5 - (07/02/20) - A Foul Unwashed Update
https://www.bitchute.com/video/980OdQ7XOWOd/
Episode 6 - (09/02/20) - Destruction Another Day
https://www.bitchute.com/video/coKZMlDdizBr/
Episode 7 - (11/02/20) - The Losses Begin
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1wOeBX0vT7Fp/
Episode 8 - (14/02/20) - Have Vex Incel
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PYWvKzEmu3Hn/
Episode 9 - (17/02/20) - Out Of Time
https://www.bitchute.com/video/VeIb7bwhXqE7/
Episode 10 - (20/02/20) - The Final Episode
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cNx7KoVBqcCo/
OVA 1 - (10/03/20) - Art Shitter
https://www.bitchute.com/video/EcDnBF1Cncwe/
OVA 2 - (12/03/20) - A Land Of Bugs And Adventure
https://www.bitchute.com/video/R0zRcFCiY5tp/
OVA 3 - (18/03/20) - The Call From The Past
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rZ4Ciabngdqz/
OVA 4 - (25/03/20) - Funk N Junk
https://www.bitchute.com/video/YgQ9E0aQf8zL/
OVA 5 - (30/03/20) - The Final Episode
https://www.bitchute.com/video/syO7ZWkmDegj/

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/palg/ Customs and Misc. Videos

The /palg/ Experience

Episode 1 - (29/11/20) - https://youtu.be/mjr6ZUjmNhA
Episode 2 - (13/12/20) - https://youtu.be/rBU06X7biz0
Episode 3 - (14/12/20) - https://youtu.be/pY2GteBCIPg
Episode 4 - (03/02/21) - https://youtu.be/dXro98p7q4k
Episode 5 - (08/02/21) - https://youtu.be/Kk2cQj1clpI
Episode 6 - (12/02/21) - https://youtu.be/xJddhoLEw0g
Episode 7 - (19/02/21) - https://youtu.be/kZW-OMg00kQ
Episode 8 - (01/03/21) - https://youtu.be/i_qI1n5TG-A
Episode 9 - (20/04/21) - https://youtu.be/pr4LhyCtueI
Episode 10 - (08/05/21) - https://youtu.be/Y97eby0_X6w
Episode 11 - (04/09/21) - https://youtu.be/5khzE2tE-qc

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'Customs Highlights'

Episode 0 - (30/06/20) - Pilot
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cVS84IThH6y3
Episode 1 - (03/07/20) - Late Night Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG
Episode 2 - (08/07/20) - St.Terminus Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/F1f1oj4HJJ2H
Buck Breaking - (11/07/20) - 'Shotgun'
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8TN2nkGc6tbs
Episode 3 - (18/07/20) - Tony the Weapons Master Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iVseLMz3FpTU
Episode 4 - (01/08/20) - "BUCK IS OP" edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ral4scRs0w0d
Episode 5 - (07/12/20) - 4 Month Delay Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/BKWnflViJlQs
Episode 6 - (31/12/20) - DevoMan's StoryTale Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/at5bYN0j7hYM
Episode 7 - (12/05/21) - Debatable Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG
MRL yiffs in Hell - (15/10/21) - The Fursecution MRL Delenda Est
https://streamable.com/g8t08k

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Albums

White Paladins EP - (13/07/20)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/g1oKQ5ZPP9Xs/
The Demo EP - (10/08/20)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/BBuifuh3h8FO/

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Misc

Speed Willo Historical Document - (03/07/18) - https://youtu.be/tkuC3YHnR7g
Shadows Patch Recap - (27/05/21) - https://files.catbox.moe/x96m1p.mp4
GEArim Trailer - (19/09/21) - https://streamable.com/emcmaa

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Pass Dates

Dates of the various Passes, for chronological reference's sake. Events are marked in Bold, Champion Releases are marked in italics.

  • Siege of Ascension Peak - March 28th, 2018 - Khan (Mid-patch)
  • Gearhead - April 26th, 2018
  • Rise of Furia - June 6th, 2018 - Furia
  • Ninja - July 18th, 2018
  • Dragon's Call - August 21st, 2018
  • Dark Tides - September 27th, 2018 - Dredge
  • Remix - November 14th, 2018
  • Merry Mayhem - December 10th, 2018
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  • Battle Suit - January 16th, 2019 - Imani
  • End Times - February 13th, 2019
  • Battle Byte - March 27th, 2019 - Atlas
  • Street Style - April 24th, 2019
  • Steel Forged - May 22nd, 2019
  • Shore Patrol - July 17th, 2019 - Io
  • Time Warp - August 30th, 2019
  • Pirate's Treasure - September 11th, 2019
  • Wild West - November 6th, 2019 - Raum
  • Evie’s Year-End Yuletide - December 11th, 2019
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  • Community - January 8th, 2020 - Tiberius
  • Sands of Myth - March 4th, 2020
  • Darkness & Dragons - April 29th, 2020 - Corvus
  • Radiant Stars - July 29th, 2020
  • Arcane Pacts - October 28th, 2020 - Vora
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  • Eternal Pyre - January 6th, 2021 - Yagorath (Mid-patch)
  • Game On - March 31st, 2021 - Octavia
  • Beach Bash - May 26th, 2021 - Vatu
  • gen:LOCK - July 21st, 2021 - Rei
  • Nightfall - September 15th, 2021 - Saati
  • Dark Depths - November 10th, 2021 - Azaan
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Anon's Champion Ideas

Ever thought - damn, I've got a genius idea...but nowhere to put it... - worry not! Throw them in a bin or the like, and link them here for posterity and future reference - never let a good idea go to waste!

Future Champion Concepts

http://ideaguyfag.wikidot.com/

Misc

https://files.catbox.moe/30dqg4.png

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Credits / Out-of-game Lore

A section giving a short tl;dr glossary about most of the names surrounding the game, (within the dev team, community and threads) so the common newfag is not completely lost on such discussion. Generally not a proud place to be listed.
https://rentry.co/bm8fc

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the battlefield of the gods never got a civil rights movement

Placeholder - Make things for me!

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How to Update This Thing

  1. Have this page open in one window
  2. Have a new rentry.co tab open in another
  3. Click Edit on the old version, copy everything into the new one (Right click, select all, copy, paste); then apply the changes you want (formatting is EZPZ too, and explained in the How tab if you want to do it)
  4. Think of a edit code nobody will ever guess (open a dictionary and choose a random word)
  5. Make the custom url ''palg_[Date]'' so people can see if / when it was updated
  6. Click Go, then paste your new and improved link into the OP
  7. Squadalaa! You're off!

Why?

Because if it's a single persistent link, it'll get flooded with gay furry pedophile links from the usual suspect and no way to recover the previous text - that, or discord troons taking the thing over for themselves. At least this way the original / previous link is retained for the next OP to revert to if an 'updated' link is less than preferential.
I'm sure you're not bad Anon, but preez unnastan, you gotta futureproof these things in advance; ounce of prevention worth more than a pound of cure and all that.

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Pub: 20 Oct 2021 09:44 UTC
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