hello, i'm emery! me btw. >> and this is my lovemail! all of the little icons are by prongspookie on twt ^_^
NANA
hello my beautiful stunning gorgelicious cunty pretty angel queen! yeah i've made you a lovemail before but i don't care and YOU'RE MY WIFE so i can do whatever i please because you said so! i can't belive i, the guy with terrible game, pulled you! but i love you so much. i think thats incredibly obvious but i do and i'll say it over and over! i love how excited you can be, your puppy-like energy, your silly rants, and your pretty face, obviously... hehe. seriously, you're gorgeous... you're the fine shyt to my loser, the sirius to my remus, the extrovert to my introvert, the popgirl to my rapboy, the star to my moon, the lovergirl to my haterboy, i could go on really. yk how characters are doomed in all universes? we're the opposite. in all universes, we'll be together forever! i love you so much my dearest~ or, as you like saying to me, i love you to the moon and saturn! (i'm understanding your references, hehe...)
EDIT: adding more cause i miss you and i wish i was with you and im lonely and sappy and i miss my friends too but mostly you. hi nana how are you? i hope you're having fun. you deserve all the fun in the world... even if im a boring old man mentally i hope we can go out and party when i see you, even if parties and any social events make me want to cringe in a hole... i can tolerate it if you're there. i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! please actually get me outside i need to socialise like a normal person this is so losercore.
ALEXIS
lexiee!!!! hiya!!!!!! i know we don't talk as much as we used to anymore (curse school!!! shakes my fist at the sky angrily.) but i still genuinely care so much for you. you were the first real online friend i had, and the conversations we had in pinterest dms together were the best times i had during 2023. i will be taking our convos to the grave cause the shite we said about characters would send an average person to an early grave! it was incredibly fun though. i love how you're someone i could gossip with and you'd keep it entertaining, ykwim? you're always like the sun to me and i love you so much!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: thank you for the updates on the gossip we love to see it! augh you have such PEAK music taste oh my god why is every rec you give me so fucking fire????? you're just a fire person in general. and you're so prettyaayayyyy you're my homie since day 1 AUGH ILY
VIKTOR
VIKKY WIKKY hey!!!!!!! you're so fucking funny dude. i love the amount of stupid jokes and references we make together. such as hehheehehehrurhrh, i hid a lion in there, random!!!!! and the alison hammond clips that i always piss myself over. i'm so glad you targeted me that one time in frenzy rahpsody on idv because then we'd never have met, and what would i do without my emotional support faggot? i love you lots. please tell simon to bash his skull in!! but anywho i am very overjoyed to be your 18th baby with KAITO. insert baby noises. you're an okay parent when you don't TELL ME TO KMS. I LOVE YOU HOE!!!
EDIT: adding to this cause you do that thing where you disappear for days and it freaks me out cause whenever you come back you tell me about some horrifying experience you had that would send me reeling how the fuck are you still alive?? i'm glad you're alive though i love you MWAH
REG
ugh. regulus. jedward. jeddie-pie. rua. riri. where do i begin with you.... JOKINGGG hai hai hai! you're so pawesome and fun to talk to :3 you're very nice to me (sometimes) and only make fun of my english words 90% of the time! how fun! we are so moonwater and tv girl coded insert blue and pink heart thank you for singing irish songs to me like 3 weeks ago it keeps me going<3 i don't mean it when i tell you to kys i promise! i love having someone to bug out about the marauders with and we generally agree on a lot of the same ideas, which is awesomesauce!!!! i love you so much jeddie-pie!!!!!! ill give you /barty when i die probably.
EDIT: hey regulus hi ig... gags JOKING JOKES hey dude! waves please stop tormenting me with kinky boots I GET IT I GET IT YOU HATE THE BRITISH STOP ITT but besides that and you being very mean to me ( << i'm a victim. ) you're LOVELY and SO DELIGHTFUL and SO JOYOUS and FUN i love yapping to you and vice versa cause. you're fun like that. may i finish crimson rivers one day so i can bawl about it to you. amen. ily.
ENA
enaenaENAAAAAA haii my fav aussie!!!!!!! say hi to the norris nuts and the kangaroos for me pls!!! um you're saur silly and fun you remind me of a party popper. or that popping candy things. I LOVE YOU faggog you so gay and troye sivan coded but that ok i think you're fabulous as you are! you are the no 1 pjo oomf i fear and with the power of friendship we can bring jason grace back. sorry for the spoilers btw if anyone who isn't ena is reading this!!!!! you are also very leo coded to me. please stop staying awake until the ungodly hours of the night it kinda freaks me out GO TO BED OH MY GOLLY GOSH I LOVE YOU THO when i die i'll give you /remus. and /tyler maybe.
EDIT: hai enananananaanan my FREAKK we are so #DUO of all time. we're so troye sivan and charli xcx, hyuna and till, ranpo and atsushi, nico and jason et cetera. ugh ITS SO HARD BEING CUNT OH MY DAYSSSSS jason todd loves you so much btw #sonrei my OTP!!!!!!!!! thanks for making me the emery x orpheus gacha life thing i appreciate it. mama a jason todd behind you!!!! i love you mate