toxic yaoi canon since 9/10/23
i want to give a shout out to tour de pizza for making the goofiest game ever and getting me a girlfriend as a result
I LOVE YOU PIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR BIG DAY YOU DESERVE THE WORLD AND MORE, NOISE UPDATE WAS RELEASED MAR 12 FOR A REASON :3
20 years on this bitch of an earth! you're a big girl now! plus, 1 year since we met! (thank you pizza tower thank you ponytown thank you discord) and i have a lot to say on this special occasion....
i can't put all my thoughts into words properly because they just aren't descriptive enough, my love for you transcends words, pictures, actions, NOTHING worldly or maybe even otherworldly could contain all of my affection but this is the least i could do for you as my amazing partner
thank you for everything this past year. thank you for being there for me, for cheering me up, for making me happy, your presence in my life has been the best thing that's ever happened to me and i want to celebrate many more birthdays by your side. despite all our hardships, it's been manageable because we're together! you make the good times better and the hard times easier!
and speaking of good times... how about a trip around the memory tower? ;^D
march 5th, 2023
remember our first meetings? awkward as shit but even from the very start i could tell... you were a kind soul <3
chatting about dumb stuff, joking around, bonding over pizza tower, roleplaying with you, all that time we spent together on ponytown i look back on fondly! people from this time have come and gone, but you and the other important people in my life stayed...! and i'm so glad!
march 13th, 2023
YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY WITH US... OH HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED yet stayed the same... i even got you the same present that you never opened XD
march 16th, 2023 + march 17th, 2023
isnt it beautiful how we were and still are the perfect kinshipper couple btw
april 20th, 2023
peace on 4/20 in our old ass sona skins with the wigs on, even back then i used to love cuddling you (totally platonically tho)
may 2nd, 2023
still the best birthday party ANYONE has ever thrown for me. making a whole little room for me in my favorite colors, the art you did for me, basically going all out when we were still just regular friends... you're so generous and sweet, how could i not have fell head over heels for you? 'w`
june 2nd, 2023
this isnt a special moment or anything i just included it because its really funny
june 3rd, 2023
the lesbian flag flower patch was foreshadowing
july 9th, 2023
binx was so real for this. edater recognizes edater dude i was even hanging out with you in the skin i made specifically to match your sona this was way more than homies, some evil third thing
october 14th, 2023
i know halloween is your favorite holiday, one day we WILL spend it together - in costume and everything - hopefully still with our pals too
december 9th, 2023
spending the holidays together, too ... i can't wait for you to see snow for the first time we will make the most epic awesome saucesome snowman
december 24th, 2023
same as above but with peg we WILL drag them around on our dates/holiday celebrations
january 14th, 2023
swinging into the new year with you, many more beautiful views to come
march 17th, 2024
maybe a little corny to add this since it JUST happened but fuck it this is a digital scrapbook of our best times as well as your special birthday present why not add photos of the birthday blast itself
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march 16th, 2023
remember this btw. i swear beyond anything else, this was the catalyst. the start of a haters to lovers/enemies to lovers arc
july 9th, 2023
AND OUR FIRST MATCHING PFPS it was like the first sign of the gay taking us over
january 17th, 2024
not discord but i wanted to include our dark souls co op adventure in here too THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS SO MANY TIMES you're my white knight in shining armor and i owe you everything !!! moldlord x fartboss 4 ever <3
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can't forget all the roblox moments too ofc, all these shenanigans mostly presented without comment beyond the image captions because if i gave them all a caption id quickly hit the rentry character limit (im already almost at 10k characters and the limit is 20k HELP)
march 16th, 2023
2nd favorite roblox interaction ever was that noise
march 26th, 2023
april 2nd, 2023
april 3rd, 2023
april 17th, 2023
april 18th, 2023
may 25th, 2023
may 28th, 2023
june 3rd, 2023
3rd favorite roblox interaction ever was THIS noise
june 5th, 2023
this is my #1 favorite roblox interaction ever. this is the only fake peppino roleplayer ever
june 11th, 2023
as well as a story in 4 parts
june 25th, 2023
june 26th, 2023
july 13th, 2023
july 14th, 2023
my first ban on roblox was worth it because i spent the night in jail with YOU!
august 23rd, 2023
september 10th, 2023
dude the way we were flirting the entire time we played this stupid ass game of course we got together shortly after this. god bless
october 27th, 2023
november 4th, 2023
november 11th, 2023
december 8th, 2023
february 10th, 2024
anyway - even today, i love playing with you! from our humble goofy rp beginnings to the blossoming of a love that was more than just fictional, to where we are now... it's been a blast!!
these are just a few highlights of the time we spent together, the best days of my life, even with the thousands of miles that separate us. i can't wait to close the distance. i really really love you so so fucking much sal, you're the most wonderful person i've ever met, the sillygoofiest clown knight wizard cat rabbit thing, the most pizzahead/noisette/pizzelle/annie/etc kinnie ever, my future wife β€οΈππΆππ±ππ¨π»βπ³
AND NOW, SOME WORDS FROM OUR FAVORITE FRIENDS...
from JOHN;;
hi SALAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOOFBALL....................................... u witnessed earth go around 20 times thats crazy ur a fossil O_O I really have no idea where to begin this message but you gotta be . the most silliest person i ever met. WHy are you.... so full of silliness. .... too much of silliness... You're honestly a rlly fun person i ever talked with hence why yall ended up in my strawpage ....... im so bad at putting words together its the autism but I JUST AM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU i tend to feel a lot better whenever i talk to you and jeb . :^) OR PLAY GAMES!!!!! I love playing dumb roblox games with you even though you call me an ipad kid or similiar to that. We should play bigboys game i guess. like from steam. i dont know last time w eplayed gmod went soooo well (lie). ANyways. did i mention your art its so. fucking. How do i put this together That shit is EDIBLE I LOVEEE your art style so much it feels so cartoony it feels so unique and how you draw human ver of the characters you dont MISS AT ALL!!!!! I LOVEUR ART THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME SO HAPPY.
IN conclusion or however u spell. Ur like, a rlly amazing person like the vibes and personality you give is so whimisical its like you and job are the spongebob and patrick amongts the Planktons on Pony town Cause like unlike most people in pt i was less nervous w starting interacting w you two cause i know you guys bring the most awsome vibes that an average pt player wont handle. Happy birthday, congrats on entering the 20s, i hope your life will continue being so silly like you are #BFF! Bahaiaiaiaiaiaia
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ππΊ from PEG,,
hiyaaaa sal u fantabulous goofster YOU,!,!!! wishing u whimsy everyday and a fantastic 20th birthday bash!!!! i CANNOT believe youβre older so soon it's crazy how the time flies... to think i met you a year ago thanks to simply joining a community due to a certain friend despite having ZERO clue about it. boy was in for a ride.. cause of this indie game i've gotten to know such WONDERFUL and TALENTED people such as yourself..! appreciation time sappyness ACTIVATE: there's so much to possibly say about how thoughtful, kind, and magnificent a person you are,,, truly i am so so glad to call you a friend you're such an INSPIRATION personally and artistically you motivate me to improve myself personally, creatively, and overall straight up be more silly u_u !!!!! i'm so glad for you to be in our lives you're such a generous funny golly individual and have an incredible positive impact on people ur so awesome. you've brought jeb soooo much extraordinary happiness that is very apparent hes so gay about you i'm so happy that you've found each other and proud of you both you're my best friends who i adore <333 even when u gang up on me with goofy inside jokes and tho u are a bit of a gay couple but thats okay love is love.
have lettuce π₯¬ some images for you
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from ALFIE
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i hope you liked this whole gay thing i made for you i like you a lot in a gay way okay now Goodnight