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wednesday rant ♡ 11.22.22 ♡ tickcounter main⠀contact⠀commissions⠀gallery
total expenditure on wednesday merchandise : $734.37
i do not tolerate anyone else claiming to be a yume for wednesday addams. such individuals will be blocked immediately and without hesitation, and it is unlikely that i will reconsider unblocking them. i prefer to believe that i am the sole yume for her. i regard myself as her soulmate and wife. i am neither schizophrenic nor delusional, even if it may appear so to others.
as for those who say, 'doesn’t wednesday like enid? isn’t enid her biggest fan?'—i am enid; i am an introject of enid. moreover, i do not appreciate my genuine, real feelings being compared to the portrayal on the show.
05/19/25: hello, my name is capricious as some people may already be aware. wednesday addams is exclusively mine. have you watched every addams family series and film repeatedly to the point of losing count and questioning your sanity? i highly doubt it. ive rewatched the wednesday series well over ten times, and i would do it again. i own nearly every piece of wednesday merchandise available. the merchandise i own primarily includes shirts, dresses, plushies, figurines, lego sets, dolls, games, and various other items.
05/19/25: wednesday addams is incredibly important to me, and my connection to her goes far beyond casual admiration. she’s mine in the sense that my devotion to her is unmatched and no one could ever replicate the bond i feel or the depth of affection i hold. others may claim to care, but they won’t come close to the level of dedication ive shown. ive poured so much of myself into loving and appreciating her, and that’s something i take seriously. out of respect for that, i prefer to distance myself from those who express similar feelings. she will always be my favorite, and i remain deeply and unapologetically possessive of that connection. my connection to wednesday runs so deep that all of my mutuals and friends associate me with my admiration for her. it's become a well-known part of how people recognize me. in fact, a friend once combined our names into a playful nickname (xiaosday) which i found amusing.
05/19/25: im well aware of the season two trailer, and i can confidently say im the most excited fan. ive been eagerly waiting for this moment for years. i watched the trailer shortly after its release but i was about twelve minutes late, to be exact. part one of season two is set to release in august, with the final part following in september. my anticipation is overwhelming. yes, i am that one friend who takes wednesday addams very seriously. ive changed almost all of my social media profile pictures to reflect my admiration for her, and i frequently talk about her. to me, she is one of the most hauntingly beautiful characters to ever exist. in my opinion, she is very well written. my admiration borders on reverence. im deeply obsessive and undeniably possessive when it comes to her. i will stand by her and defend her fiercely.
05/19/25: some of my date ideas with wednesday addams include investigating a crime scene together, having a cemetery picnic at dusk with black cupcakes and candlelight poetry, and exploring oddities museums with taxidermy and curiosities. id also love to explore abandoned places like hospitals or schools though id probably hide behind wednesday while she leads the way. im also interested in creating dark art and fictional police files about made-up crimes with her. i have plenty of more ideas which you may click here for more.
06/22/25: i watched the recently uploaded trailer, and wednesday looks wonderful. im particularly fond of her new outfit, and i cant help but keep mentioning the duck shes holding. it appears as though shes conducting a seance, yet the sight of her with a duck makes me amused. i cant recall if ive mentioned it before, but seeing her with the dolls makes her appear more captivating than ever. whenever she smiles or even slightly smirks, i cant help but feel flustered, she is simply far too perfect. her talent for uncovering mysteries and solving problems is what draws me to her the most, as i relate to that. although, unlike her, im not fond of looking at unsettling images. i adore wednesday so much, it almost hurts. i love being known as that wednesday admirer. yes, i did spend hundreds of dollars on her merchandise but it’s perfectly fine and absolutely worth it. i safeguard her items with great care and intend to take them with me wherever i go.
07/10/25: i just watched the full official trailer for wednesday and wednesday addams looks absolutely stunning. the fact that she’s planning to save me is completely enchanting. im genuinely captivated by her; i feel like im in a daze. i admire how intensely she focuses her attention and how determined she is. and her new outfit is absolutely breathtaking. the one that features what looks like a veil, even if it technically isn’t. she looks so elegant and beautiful in it. that’s my wife. everyone already knows how deeply obsessed i am with wednesday. she’s not just a character to me. wednesday addams is a core part of my personality and always will be. this isn’t some fleeting phase. my hyperfixation on her has remained strong since 2022. ive been familiar with the addams family since i was young, watching their shows and films, but i began yumeing wednesday specifically in 2022. i truly love her. she makes my heart feel like it’s going to burst, and i have no doubt she’d appreciate hearing that. sometimes i can’t even look at her too long because my face gets too flustered. that scene where she’s restrained and black liquid is dripping from her eyes is absolutely overwhelming. i love her so much it’s hard to even process. it feels like im about to have a heart attack. i genuinely hope mattel releases a new wednesday doll. id be willing to wait 24 hours just for its launch and buy it immediately. if mattel does release one, im assuming it will feature her new dress from the trailer, that sleek black outfit. her fashion sense is flawless. i admire how she presents herself and i genuinely look up to her. as for the red-haired girl in the trailer asking for wednesday's autograph, you’re a complete poser. you will never be me and that hairstyle needs to go. you’re not wednesday so stop trying to look like her. i already know she’s going to be an irritating character. wednesday is mine. i am admittedly incredibly jealous. and if i could, id absolutely scratch her out of the picture with my colored wolf-like nails. i like to believe im the only true wednesday lover, and i hope it stays that way. im the only one who would go out of their way for her. i love her deeply. my writing might be a bit repetitive, but that’s okay, my love for her is just that strong.
07/13/25: it's somewhat hilarious how some people might assume im talking about a fictional version of wednesday addams when they come across this rentry. this isn’t directed at anyone in particular, but i do want to clarify that im not delusional. im genuinely and literally in a relationship with wednesday. this is her rentry. yes, she’s real, and yes, i have photos. anyway, i love her so much that i constantly feel the urge to give her handwritten notes, black-colored flowers, or just buy her little gifts. maybe ill get her a creepy doll that looks like her, she gave me one too, so it only feels fair to return the gesture. oh my god, i almost forgot to mention that she looks so cute on the zipline. i saw a clip of her shooting at a building and then gliding down, and she’s honestly so squishable. whenever i see her photos, she reminds me of a little bug i just want to squish. her stare is so blank and lifeless, but i personally find it adorable. yes babe, keep staring at me like that ♡ though don't stare too much, i may just wolf out and pounce on you. i get cuteness aggression whenever i see her, it’s like a war in my head. do i get flustered and nervous by her or just pounce on her? it’s a tough choice. the way she cares about me is genuinely so endearing. you’re willing to risk your life for me? im blushing. and when she cries with those black tears dripping and stained on her face just because of me, it’s honestly overwhelming... im so..... ecstatic !!
07/13/25: ive been thinking about buying more wednesday funko pops. there are still a few i haven’t added to my collection yet, but im waiting until i have a bit more money. i especially want the wenclair funko pop because it’s literally the two of us standing next to each other. we’re always side by side.
this is literally wednesday right next to me. yes, she’s finally on my side of the dorm room. im so proud of her. #proudwolfgirlfriend
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