That's me btw. I'll confess that it was a somewhat ironic confession and that I'm actually bi and not gay (I still have a huge preference for men) but also that I'm unironically, like actually unironic this time, developing something for P-chan, who in my headcanon is a boy.
Just imagine P-chan coming home to your apartment late and tired after a long day at work. They're a bit grumpy and tired but you prepared a nice dinner for the two of you to enjoy. Maybe giving them a shoulder massage while they're eating and reassuring that they worked hard today. They can take a shower, but you can have a nice bubble bath together if they want to take the stress off. Maybe you'll tease them a little physically, but only going further if they don't mind. You two can snuggle up together in your bed with them as the little spoon, and you can watch Kronii's stream together while you brush your fingers through P-chan's hair and smelling the shampoo from the nape of their neck. They'll argue a little about how Kronii's streaming potential is being wasted, but you two find a balance between support and criticism to post in the comments. You reassure that their views are valid. You fall asleep a bit early while P-chan stays up a little longer posting on /infinity/. When you wake up, you see that they're still a bit tired from staying up late and go make them breakfast and coffee before sending them off to work with a heartfelt chu
Damn that's crazy, but too bad P-chan is already mine. You'll have to settle for Gabe the fatass.
:)
Anon you are a fucking slut.
This is embarrassing, even by /vt/ standards.
Too bad p-chan is my househusband
anon please start writing fics
I am glad you have me in your thoughts, but this is a little extreme..
Pchan, that guy is a total freak, go out with me instead!
You'd be surprised how many anons want a domestic life with you, p-chan...
I-is this a yes, P-chan? I don't care if you're a boy or a girl or whatever you want to be! I'll love you for who you are! You can be the top if you want! I don't care! You don't have to feel lonely at work anymore, P-chan! I'll send you cute messages and make cute homemade tupperware bento lunches for you! Marry me, P-chan!
I'm flattered, thank you. Truly.