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The Postal Collection postalgif "The Worst Product Ever Foisted Upon the Consumer"

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Authors Addition

I do NOT support, endorse, or condone the bigoted beliefs of Vince Desi
or the use of generative AI in "Postal Bullet Paradise". I encourage you to still
enjoy Postal and its games, but not help fund, purchase, or donate to any future
Postal products due to the genuinely disgusting beliefs
of Vince. I hope this man never makes another cent, and any links back to
Postal products or the RWS website will be removed from this site.
You can find them yourself, but I refuse to advertise for free any longer,
having said this, my ratings too will be removed.

caution Alt Tag Barbedwire2 POSTAL

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh wait, that was me." Barbedwire2 Released in 1997 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Rick Hunter Barbedwire2 "Take control of The POSTAL Dude in his infamous first outing as he battles
to survive in a world gone mad! POSTAL is a classic isometric shooter filled to
the brim with fast-paced explosive action."
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Age: 27 Height: 5'11 - 6ft Selective mutism religious trauma septum piercing/snake bites insomniac with hallucinations worsened by sleep deprivation fear of water would be a great writer if his thoughts and handwriting weren't so messy. Aromantic Homoflexible Agender Schizophrenic He/Him Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Postal 2

"I suppose it would've been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first." Barbedwire2 Released in 2003 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Rick Hunter Barbedwire2 "Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude";
a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores.
Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting
Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?"
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Age: 33 Height: 5'3 Thought Champ would be his scary guard dog, now he's his spoiled baby boy SHAMEFUL Nickleback fan Always damp for no known reason Embarrassingly a HUGE lightweight Can and WILL fall asleep anywhere God made him infertile after Postal 1 Gave Champ fleas more than once Has eaten dog food Bisexual Transgender Autistic OCD He/Him Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Paradise Lost

"Say, looks like it's open mic night. Why not take the stage and enthrall the crowd with your golden voice?" "It's getting radioactive in here so put on your hazmat suit"" Barbedwire2 Released in 2015 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Rick Hunter And Corey Cruise Barbedwire2 "Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog.
Not all is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town
and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction."
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Postal Dude's fucked multiple times in game, trust. Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Postal 3 "That's definitely going on my permanent record" Barbedwire2 Released in 2011 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Corey Cruise with unused voice lines provided by Rick Hunter Barbedwire2 "Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s
week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull
Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis.
"
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons

Age: 33 Height: 6'3 :3, XD, XP, :0, type of guy Cried to Katy Perry's Hot & Cold Would vomit if he misgendered you Would have LOVED Tumblr and Wattpad Thinks ":3" is an appropriate response to things Would be bullied on Roblox Cries if left on read SO many 2011 era memes. Pls laugh...</3 Pothead Pansexual Trans ally Autistic Anxiety He/Him Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Postal 4

"Excuse me, do you happen to need any dirty services performed?" Barbedwire2 Released in 2022 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Jon St. John, Rick Hunter, Corey Cruise, and Zack Ward Barbedwire2 "POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open
world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s
been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2!"
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Age: 52 Height: 5'5 Banned from ALL fast food places MLP fan, Rarity is his favorite. Eats Champ's treats, Champ has none left :( Horrible sleep schedule Has eaten way too many bugs willingly and unwillingly DEAFENING joint pops from him Bisexual Transgender Autistic OCD He/Him PTSD Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Brain Damaged "I just came, you too?"

"Mmm, I like scissoring." Barbedwire2 Released in 2022 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Corey Cruise and Rick Hunter Barbedwire2 "POSTAL: Brain Damaged is a new, action-oriented take on the Running With Scissors’
cult game series with throwback graphics, and fast-paced, modern gameplay. Take a wild
roller coaster ride through the twisted wonderland encased in the POSTAL DUDE’S messed-up mind."
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Age: 52 Height: 6'3 Alexic from the brain damage Has rabies Tells the WORST jokes, but you should still laugh please. Will eat ANYTHING Sudden burst of musical tallent after the brain damage Has a diary in the teen girl way MLM Transgender Autistic PTSD Traumatic brain injury He/Him Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Alt Tag Barbedwire2 Corkscrew "I need it badly! So I could at least pee like a man!" Barbedwire2 Released in 2005 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Peter Ivaschenko Barbedwire2 "The game stars a man known as Shtopor
(more commonly known as "Corkscrew", who looks very
much like the Postal Dude) who wakes up in a hospital
to find that someone has stolen his penis. Journey through
Muhosransk City on a journey to find your stolen sex organ
and kill the bastard responsible."
Barbedwire2 My Headcanons!

Age: 33 Height: 5'8 - 5'11 Butterfly and moth fan Skilled gambler, rarely uses his talent though NONE of the other dudes understand him Swears less, somehow Higher alcohol tolerance but drinks less than the other dudes Loves to read and write poetry Rock fan Russian Bisexual Trans masc Bipolar Hypersexual Autistic He/Him Barbedwire2 Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

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Champ May 25th 1999 - May 23rd 2011 Barbedwire2 "Eh, fuck 'em. C'mon Champ, we got adventures waiting elsewhere" Barbedwire2 Born in 1999 Barbedwire2 Voiced by - Himself! Barbedwire2 caution

Special thanks to my best friend. Thank you for helping me, and putting up with me running everything by you. Check out my bestfriends Rentry!! snake dog Neptr Joestar dog

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Pub: 03 Mar 2025 00:48 UTC

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