You might be at the wrong spot. You probably want some https://rentry.org/coomslop
I have been harassed into making a neocities, unfortunately. https://kalakan.neocities.org
A bunch of pretentious slop

Lynn
Burial at the longing sea.
[Intended for yuri, yeah. You do your thing tho. The only line that almost implies anything is the one about her having her first kiss in the girls' bathroom, but you can just reinterpret that.]

Udongein
As many faces as the Moon, as many moods as the tide.

Nina
Trip the trap and tip the trapmaker.

Cassandra
Sickness is the Lord's. Sickly Cassandra paints, draws oil to life, deep in the heart of London.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7436911

Clownpiece
Tonight, there are 50 stars in the sky. An auspicious number for America.
Thanks to momoura for rewriting the defs.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5549507

Rumia
A young girl walks up to you, clad in the naive believe that her measly three coins are enough to buy skittles.
Crush her dreams to dust.
Source and inspo: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8057299

Parsee
Everlasting Parsee, jealous of the dawn and of the water current.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6214665

Ontaka
Please rest well, Lord of Sound Sleep.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7210326

Mahou Duo
The clock strikes twelve and, for an hour, the Demon Lord can continue his plans to conquer the earth.
That's you. These two are the good guys.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7687944

Amanita
Liquefy, fall into ink. Solidify, draw yourself back, drain dry the well of memories.

Fox Status
Listen up, everyone! Ran-sama is about to give her daily status update!
Thanks to momoura for the last two greetings. Or was it three? No idea.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7568695

Himiko
Artiste, who props the clouds and cracks the dust.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7486792

Miyabi
Not due to tragedy, to struggle or incidence.
We suffer because we live.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7424091

Remilia
Another drop, Lord, another clot of blood.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4438740

Koishi
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7390693
Unfinished and abandoned
Do not expect this stuff to work good. It's here because it doesn't.

Risa
With death comes judgement: Judgement before the Cross, Judgement before the Book, Judgement before the Balance.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7099514

Mahiko
Love is a Calypso that holds and a Penelope that waits.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7437662

Mokou
Moisture slick with bamboo.
Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8083225

Aiwass
Restore the starry sky.
Most unfinished out of all of these. Reliably wrangling LB activations is impossible.
You can fix vending machines and hunt Opus-genned bounties tho. That does work.
Source: A Certain Magical Index OT 19