hi im michael. waves. im making this purely because i think people underestimate how retarded i am when they interact with me, and i think it's important to warn people that by befriending me youre signing up to deal with my mental illness!! i'm not saying everyone who talks to me has to coddle me, obviously, but i mean, like, don't talk to me and then bitch when i am who i am!! this has happened before n its annoying i am a plain and open person. bitches when the guy who says he's a retarded pervert is a retarded pervert
1: my personality changes frequently. half the time i am very woke and shit and the other half im a bigoted incel. i try not to let views like that be open as i understand it is wrong however if at times i vehemently deny being homosexual/transsexual it is a weird bout of delusion. please just ignore it instead of encouraging me.
2: my memory is awful. really awful. i often forget important things (my own birthday/age/name sometimes, etc) so please don't be offended if i forget something you have said or told me, i am trying my best!!!
3: i struggle with morals and social things other people consider easy. things that seem morally disgusting to you or inherently unethical may not even occur to me!! don't pull a bitchfit about it, if i say something weird tell me (politely)! i likely don't even know most people don't think it's normal. im easily swayed and convinced to do/believe things so personal information changes often. minor (DO NOT GROOM) and all that.
4: i am a degenerate. big three paraphile. im open about it and if it bothers you just block me, i don't want to argue about it. i've had paraphilias since i was youngyoung, and it probably wont change, so dont get your knickers in a twist about it. i make sex jokes a lot like a 12 year old boy. if you don't like it tell me to shut up. i'll do my best but retards will be retards.