Q Character Story - Dangerous Provocation

Q: Hey youu~

Hayate: Well, isn’t it rare for you to come here.

Q: I’m meeting up with my online friends. Looks like my friend would be running late though.

Can I get an energy drink for now, please~

Koki: …….

Q: Oh?~ Your attitude towards customers could use some improvement.

Koki: I don’t consider you a customer.

Q: Hmm... Should I post on social media that the cook of “Wisdom” is verbally abusing me?

Koki: ……..

Hayate: Okay okay, that’s enough~ Q, don’t provoke Koki too much.

Q: He’s the one who started it though?

I’m feeling kinda hungry. What do you recommend for today? I’m in the mood for some meat.

Koki: You are the meat.

Hayate: Hahaa… Don’t point a knife at a customer, Koki-san.

Q: Oh~ I’m curious! I wonder how I will be cooked?

Hayate: Geez! Don’t provoke him either!

Koki: …….

Hayate: Come on, you’re scaring the other customers you know? Put the knife away, Koki-san!

Koki: ….Hmph.

Hayate: Phew…

Ummm, Q, you said you wanted meat dishes?

Today’s recommendation is a special rib dish. Is that good with you?

Q: Nope.

Hayate: Ehh.

Q: Spare ribs are those that have bones right? I don’t like dishes that are hard to eat.

This place has a lot of women with beautifully done nails, so recommending a hard-to-eat dish is odd, you know?

Isn’t that right, Mr. Cook?

Koki: …. It would be easier if they were minced down to the bone.

Hayate: H-hold on, Koki-san! H-he’s still one of our customers!

Q: Ahahaa, what an interesting store~

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Pub: 17 Jun 2024 11:03 UTC

Edit: 14 Aug 2024 14:54 UTC

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