Q Character Story - Dangerous Provocation
Q: Hey youu~
Hayate: Well, isn’t it rare for you to come here.
Q: I’m meeting up with my online friends. Looks like my friend would be running late though.
Can I get an energy drink for now, please~
Koki: …….
Q: Oh?~ Your attitude towards customers could use some improvement.
Koki: I don’t consider you a customer.
Q: Hmm... Should I post on social media that the cook of “Wisdom” is verbally abusing me?
Koki: ……..
Hayate: Okay okay, that’s enough~ Q, don’t provoke Koki too much.
Q: He’s the one who started it though?
I’m feeling kinda hungry. What do you recommend for today? I’m in the mood for some meat.
Koki: You are the meat.
Hayate: Hahaa… Don’t point a knife at a customer, Koki-san.
Q: Oh~ I’m curious! I wonder how I will be cooked?
Hayate: Geez! Don’t provoke him either!
Koki: …….
Hayate: Come on, you’re scaring the other customers you know? Put the knife away, Koki-san!
Koki: ….Hmph.
Hayate: Phew…
Ummm, Q, you said you wanted meat dishes?
Today’s recommendation is a special rib dish. Is that good with you?
Q: Nope.
Hayate: Ehh.
Q: Spare ribs are those that have bones right? I don’t like dishes that are hard to eat.
This place has a lot of women with beautifully done nails, so recommending a hard-to-eat dish is odd, you know?
Isn’t that right, Mr. Cook?
Koki: …. It would be easier if they were minced down to the bone.
Hayate: H-hold on, Koki-san! H-he’s still one of our customers!
Q: Ahahaa, what an interesting store~
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