Satsuki Bond story 1
momotalk
Sa: Sensei? Are you free right now?
Sa: As an associate of the Pandemonium society
Sa: May I ask for your help?
S: Hm? Satsuki?/Is something wrong?
Sa: Hmm... Perhaps an in person meeting would be more appropriate.
Sa: There's also other matters I must discuss.
Sa: I shall be heading over to Schale.
S: Hang on a moment!?
After Satsuki contacted me...
Sa: So this is your workplace... ufufu, it really is quite a simple workplace, like Makoto-chan said.
Sa: Or perhaps your still settling in?
S: I wonder...
Sa: Well, either way it's not a concern to me.
Sa: For we have much more important matters to discuss.
S: I'd prefer if you waited for my answer!/So, what's the problem?
Sa: Hmm? I thought you'd already know this...
Sa: We're already close comrades, so there's no need to be sneaky, okay?
Sa: The Pandemonium Society's most recent plan-
Sa: The first stage of Makoto-chan's plan to "Gain absolute control of the public opinion of Kivotos" has commenced.
Sa: That is why I would like to request your cooperation.
S: I don't remember being close comrades!?/First time I'm hearing of this!
Sa: Ara? Well that can't be true. Our intelligence should be impeccable.
Sa: They say you promised unconditional loyalty while licking Makoto-chan's shoes in the middle of Gehenna square with everyone watching.
S: No I didn't! Where is this slander coming from?
Sa: Hmm... It seem there was a mistake. Perhaps I should investigated more thoroughly.
S: Maybe you should check your sources more properly!?
Sa: Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Sa: I, Kyoukoku Satsuki, am the head of the Intelligence department of the Gehenna Student Council.
Sa: Pandemonium's intelligence department inherited it's information from the previous intelligence department of the last student council, which has disappeared from recent history.
Sa: There wasn't exactly a formal process of transfer, but that's why I believed happened.
S: So you just made yourself at home without permission...?
Sa: Enough with the introductions. Let's get on to the main topic.
S: If you say you won't cooperate willingly...
Sa: I'll have to threaten you with our intelligence department's secret weapon...
S: You mean that...?
Sa: Indeed. It s your [weak point], Sensei.
Sa: ufufu... well? Have you prepared yourself?
S...
S: "If we're talking weak points, I have too many to count."
Sa: Weakpoint number one.
Sa: Sensei...
Sa: Has a hobby of running around Kivotos completely naked. Is that not correct?
S: You're not wrong, but that wasn't on purpose!
Sa: Ah? You admitted such a thing so freely?
Sa: So you remain undaunted by something like this? Hmph. As expected.
S: I'd be lying I said it wasn't an embarrassing memory!
Sa: Hmph, but that's not all we have.
Sa: We still have 50 weak points recorded.
S: That much!? H-how have I remained alive all this time...?
Sa: Fufu... is surrender looking appealing now? If so, you must promise to cooperate with us for a millennia.
Sa: Sensei's second weak point...
S: (gulp)
Sa: Sensei...
Sa: Donates every month to a charity designed to aid failing students. Is that correct? Fufu.
S: ...
S: I don't mean to be boastful.../But is that a weakness or a compliment?
Sa: Oh, don't be mistaken.
Sa: Kivotos is a world where the strong devour the weak.
Sa: In such a world, showing sympathy is but a sign of weakness.
S: I'm a teacher, so I just do what's best for my students.
Sa: It seems... this weakness has failed too.
Sa: As expected of you. It appears hidden weaknesses are useless if the target himself admits them.
S: But... that wasn't a weakness...
Sa: Hm... but, this next one will surely strike true.
Sa: Sensei's third weakness...
Sa: When Sensei cooks instant noodles, any remaining pieces of noodles that are left, he leaves at the bottom of the cup!
S: ....
S: Isn't that something everyone does?
Sa: Fufu... any ordinary action can be made special when performed by a different person.
Sa: To think that the grand and almighty Sensei of Schale would stoop to such common behaviour...
Sa: What do you think students everywhere would think? Won't they be disappointed?
Sa: However, the Pandemonium Society is different. We can cover up even your shortcomings.
S: I'm fine, thank you.
Sa: It appears the gravity of the situation is still invisible to you. Sensei.
Sa: This is a threat you know?
Sa: These weaknesses... could be shown to the world at any moment.
S: I don't think it's that big of a deal...
Sa: Hmm... to think you'd resist this as well...
Sa: Your resolve is utterly incomprehensible. I suppose I'll give up for now.
Sa: I'll cease targeting your weaknesses for now.
Sa: However, I'll still be after you, you know?
Sa: If it's to assure your cooperation, there are a number of methods to choose from.
Sa: Well then, do excuse me.
S: Um, sure. Take care.
Sa: Next time, it won't be like today.
S: Today feels like a bundle of misunderstandings.