cuppofcocoa twitter meltdown summary
I typed this out because I needed to make reading hundreds of insane tweets at least a little bit worth it, and because parts of it were kinda funny. There's a youtube video and several callout docs on both sides that I haven't really looked at, this is just the twitter shit

>whole thing seemingly started because she did twitter dunks on an artist who ghosted their clients, turns out the artist was in a homeless shelter
>in retaliation, cocoa gets dragged because she's 19 and dating a 17 year old and goes ballistic on twitter over it
>a lot of tweets that amount to "having a public meltdown is good because i'm sick of people leeching me"
>goes on a tangent about how it's weird that she's even dating her boyfriend because she doesn't usually like scrawny childish weebs with green eyes that plays league and prefers cool older men like vegeta
>argues that she didn't groom him because she's been groomed before but forgave the person, even though they went on to groom more minors
>encourages people to try and take her to court, because she did research and they "only exchanged partial nudes, which is legal" (I don't give a shit about their relationship, but why would you tweet that)
>randomly brings up being abused by her parents every dozen tweets or so
>pauses the meltdown rant to explain that she uses yahoo because that's what her parents taught her
>incomprehensible BLM rant
>loops back around to the original point that the artist was a scammer for not updating people on their commissions fast enough
>unblocks a few people just to tell them to fuck off, one of which responds with "you didn't block me, I blocked you"
>gets in a capslock argument with someone who was telling her to calm down which ends in both of them tweeting about crying and having meltdowns
>encourages people to watch The Boys and compares her haters to Homelander, calling him a SJW
>has a brief moment of clarity to scold someone who replied to one of her tweets with "lol send feet pics" and then goes back to explaining the plot of The Boys for another two dozen tweets
>admits she uses a tool to check who unfollows her on twitter and threatens to call out all 88 people who have unfollowed in the past day but decides not to because she's so nice and forgiving
>compares herself to the joker at some point around here
>keeps namedropping people she had arguments with previously, including some vsinger and also implied that his marriage is failing, who replies with "we have spoken once, months ago, leave me alone"
>tries to make a point about how forgiving she is by defending the artist who drew loli art of cimrai and also confederates? also won't stop fucking bringing up The Boys
>continues to pepper in tweets about her abusive family or irrelevant facts about her childhood and how humble she is for never bringing up that she was in the gifted program as a kid even though she talked about it three times already
>more calling people out by name while ranting about how she's so humble and forgiving and morally superior and one time she saw someone with an NFT folder and didn't say anything about it even though she doesn't like NFTs
>argues that her meltdown is good because she's standing up for what she believes in and she doesn't care about your opinion at all which is why she's been tweeting for 12 hours straight
>links a clip of The Boys
>left for 4 hours and came back to be insane some more
At this point I literally have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. I have listened to crackheads ramble on about pyramids and goverment mind control rays that have made more sense than her fucking tweets. It seems like she's talking about conflict and standing up for what she believes in? She's extremely offended that people are gently telling her to stop tweeting because she sounds insane and accuses everyone of trying to control her and impose their beliefs on her. Something about "if I changed myself for someone I would literally kill myself and haunt them as a ghost"? what the fuck
>talks about killing herself to own her haters and offers to give out her address so anyone who disagrees with her can come and shoot her
>compares herself to etika and reckfuls
>oh my fucking god she's talking about Homelander again
>https://twitter.com/cuppofcocoa/status/1553777707552579585
>threatens that she would kill herself just to prove a point, begs her haters to either apologize or kill her
>HOMELANDER AGAIN
>https://twitter.com/cuppofcocoa/status/1553780087643901953
>STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOMELANDER
>Something about letting hitler rape her to own the haters
>no really what the fuck is she trying to say here https://twitter.com/cuppofcocoa/status/1553784643534655489
>argues about letting people share their perspective even when you oppose them on a moral level, by using parents raping their young children as an example of someone she would take the time to listen to because she's very intelligent and normal
>complains that she knows she was in the wrong for calling out the artist but for some reason people are ignoring her and not listening to her try and apologize and own up to her mistake
>I can't imagine why tbh
>oh but also the artist owes her an apology (and he's JUST like homelander)
>another person tries to gently suggest she stop tweeting and calm down so she has another meltdown about that
>friends are begging her to answer the phone and stop tweeting
>starts calling out random indies, most of which don't seem to even know who she is
>brags that she could call out a ton of people but she doesn't, proceeds to call out a bunch of people
>they are all "hypocrites" for "attacking her", plus a handful of people she just suspects secretly hate her. for some reason she includes the fact that one of them is working on her emotes. also promises to kill herself if they don't all apologize
>concludes her rant by talking about homelander again and disappears
>friends call the police and assure everyone they were able to get ahold of her, no news since then

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Pub: 01 Aug 2022 13:28 UTC

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