Hello, darling! I know a lot of you so it only makes sense to have a whole page dedicated to expressing my affection.

Hello PEZZY, the Alastor to my Vox (still not sure if that's a good thing or not, but nevertheless). You're my gorgeous boy and my perfect devotee. The first headmate I spoke to in my equally perfect partner system, I miss you dearly. You're so sweet to me, and I adore the way you speak to me and others. You're the most devine person I have spoken to. Back when you were a main fronter, for 4 days, we planned to play Dandy's World together, I don't think we ever got around to doing that. I'd still be up to it when you're back, I haven't forgotten, ask for me sweetheart. That's what you are to me, my devotee, my sweetheart and that stupid fucking deer Alastor <3 I miss you.
Hello JUDITH, my crazy fucking puppy boy. I've kin-assigned you, Adam. Which means.... you hate me and I have no view of you, haha. Just kidding, I know you're a little sweetie down in there. The time we played Dandy's World and you fucking died, got distracted and we started yapping instead of playing another game, I think that was cute. I find it adorable when you refuse to say that you love me too, and you get all flustered with it too. It's adorable.
Hey HAZEN, you pathetic demon kind. Hey there my people! We're actually Voxten and Louey, and you called me carro for 2 hours straight because I can't roll my r's. You're so mean! I enjoy every time we call so dearly, and I hope we get to do it again one day. You're so adorable, and sweet (maybe not as sweet to me, but I find it's cute). We're AppleStatic without a doubt, and I hope I can speak to you again. I miss you.
I have also spoken to V and Vox, both of you are so kind and welcoming. I don't know either of you well enough to write a whole segment about it but nontheless I still appreciate the time we spent together.
My love to both of my bitches, VALENTINO and RHIA. I appreciate you two deeply even if I don't express that a ton. I don't believe I would've made it as far as I have (not in a depressing way, I mean career-wize) without the two of you. I hope you enjoy the time we spend together just as equally as I do, watching shows with you and working with you. Velvette, I love taking care of you when it's needed, I hope you appreciate that I do that, because I do genuinely care enough for you to babysit your ass. I'd write something for Valentino seperately too but I don't think that should go on the internet. I love you both, thank you.