Roger - 21/01/15 
Randy - 25/02/22
I love my stupid fictional wives so much! WE WISH YOU A SHRIMPY ZENIS! WE WISH YOU A SHRIMPY ZENIS! WE WISH YOU A SHRIMPY ZENIS! AND A PRO-CHRIST_Z YEAR!

Also wanna preface this saying i am very much sharing with randy RANDY YUMES WHERE YOU AT ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Roger not So much but also idm just dont say "our wife/husband" please and thank you bro!

ROGERS SECTION :D

06 Feb 2025: hey. um . i know the url is /Randy but . roger is my main wife so idc about giving him priority here! i thought the homelessduo joke i did last time was funny so now i wanna make one for roger ummmmmmmm imagine diabetesduo lawl 🤔 audhduo also works i cheer idk chat ! YOU points at you through the screen 🫵 TELL ME ! shameless self promo btw i dont care man UMMM anyways at the bottom of the rentry im gonna put a bunch of art i like of my wives :DDDDDD with credits god bless GOD BLESS AMERICA 🌎🌎🌎🏈🏈🏈 thats all that comes up when i type america into this laptops emojis idk why okay ANYWAYS ok my dumbass just tried to go on twitter to find fanart but i forgot its blocked on school laptops um. ANYWAYS take 2 ummmm ive only liked roger for like 16 days by now and ive already gotten a fuck ton of fanart of him made by friends i MAYYYYY have that autistic swagger.......... ill make a "made by friends" section in the fanart corner methinks... and also a "commissioned" section bc ive already gotten ONE (that amory commissioned) and ones in the works for a url....... god bless america (im not american) i wonder what it would be like to live in dialtown (probably Not Good but yk) MAAANNNN i should make a dialtownsona fool said i should be one of those cool digital alarm clocks and i was thinking radio and i ended up finding one that does both AND its orange so win win wins all around tbh (look here its pretty sick) so i think im gonna use it for suresies...... the commission i got for the url (WHICH IM SOSOSOSO EXCITED FOR BTW.... THEIR ART IS AMAZING when i get home and can go on discord ill find their main rentry n link it here when its done) is using my main sona which i just redesigned recently god bless...... i love Not being an artist rlly its so funny when i do make smth i consider a banger bc its like DAAAAMN I COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anyones reading this and is unsure if their sona idea is too "out there" WHO GAF!!!!!!! my first sona is literally an angel/siren with sick horns that make no logical sense and my second sona is a jester/robot with attachable limbs n shit who cares go crazy with it #fun #success #win!!!!!!!! im meant to be doing work rn btw i wanna complain about school here so badly but i gotta stay On Track (or as far on track as i can be bc NONE of this is about roger man 😭😭) ok i dont care about staying on track rn I JUST LOOKED OUTSIDE AND ITS WINDY AS FUCK SNOWING LIKE A BLIZZARD AND IM GONNA HAVE TO STAND OUT THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WAITING FOR MY MF BUS!?!?!??!?!? GIRL LEAVE EARLY. DONT MAKE ME WAIT IN THIIIIS ALL I HAVE IS A SHIRT AND PANTS ON NO HOODIE NO NOTHIN!!!!!!! and like. shoes and socks and underwear yeah duh

10 Feb 2025: YOU KNOW /RANDY HATE TO SEE ME COMIN ! um . yesterday i made a whole 3000 character rant about him for a qotd that got requested in a server and

24 Feb 2025: my dumbass completely lost track of what i was doing on the 10th and jsut. didnt follow up. um. im listening to big iron its heat dude ! OK I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SPOILER QUCIKLY test test test<! idk hwo to stop it.
STOP SPOILING MY oh okay a line break does it cool #win MY FUCKASS TEACHER JUST SAT DOWN AS I NEED TO USE MY PHONE FOR CONTEXT NOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok whatever man. the context for this is like. a qotd in my server OHHH MY GOD SHAMELESS PLUG NUMBER TWO LETS GO BABEY KILL EM!!!!!!!!!! ok um. edited randys section and forgot i didnt finish this GET READY FOR LIKE 4K CHARACTERS OF LITERALLY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! the qotd was like "who is your favourite character right now and why do you feel so connected to them?" and i sent This and like three people read it (i slightly refined it)
I like him for his autistic swagger 😊 he reminds me of myself a lot and i think thats helped me figure out whats best to do for myself and others in the current moment and i think his conversations with his friends and even strangers helps me contextualize how i should be speaking to people or i guess Should Not be realistically 😭 roger and peters relationship reminds me of me and so many people (like 2 (its spook and amory)) and peter doesnt Outright call roger a fool but he Knows it and i think thats how im viewed as a person sometimes 🤔 it makes me think yknow? SPOILERS
peter just walking out on roger in the bad ending after he gets duped by the protag is really shocking to me because it shows that peter doesnt ACTUALLY think of roger as (that big of) a fool. He thinks he isnt THAT stupid to fall for an obvious crypto scam and yet hes wrong. He overestimated roger and i feel like thats somewhat relatable to how i feel with my parents currently with school
hes such an audhd coded character its genuinely insane how its not canon dude (or at least i Think its not? i wouldnt doubt it at all man) . His intense interest in gnomes and centipedes reminds me of myself (get a counter going for how many times im gonna say that) with my own fixations 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 SPOILERS AGAIN
in the good ending, peter UNDERESTIMATES roger, the opposite of the bad ending. He knows hes not able to make the powerpoint in time, and DEFINITELY not fit to run the plant, so he makes a backup powerpoint, knowing that itll be the one thats shown in front of everyone. When its finished, he reveals his "evil plan" to roger, who hadnt even shown peters slideshow to his employees, and peter is honestly shocked that he didnt. I dont remember much of this ending but i think its very interesting how in the good and bad endings peter overestimates AND underestimates rogers intelligence.
It feels like the textbook autism 101 experience tbh. Especially around people who arent autistic and dont GET what its like to live with it. Peter reminds me of "the autistic guys neurotypical friend who has to help him out with basic tasks" stereotype and honestly i really enjoy how its played out!!!!! Hes very prone to procrastinating(?) lowkey might be exectutive dysfunction with things he doesnt like doing and thats #relatable i thinm SPOILERS AGAIN AGAIN
in the evil route, you can lie to peter and tell him that rogers diabetic and hes going into shock because of his low blood sugar. Peter is like ??? He never told Me he was diabetic why would he tell You you two just met Today ??? And you can lie to him and say that roger was too nervous to tell peter, that he was afraid he would yell at him for it, and honestly GODDDDD THAT HITS SO HARD BRUHHHHHHHH i feel like lots of people here can relate to just . Not wanting to tell your friends smth trivial because youre scared theyll get mad. Like . and peter is shocked that roger wouldnt tell him that, theyre so close after all right ? He starts to feel terrible because of how hes treated roger like an idiot and i think thats where the overestimation of him comes from, he thinks just because roger is intelligent in one area (i.e. emotional maturity), hes intelligent in every area (i.e. not getting fucking scammed) but that goes against what he knows because like Roger gets scammed like twice a day its lowkey insane and that Also the treatment of him as if hes good at every mean of intelligence reminds me of my parents yeah u guessed it
It feels so comforting to know that a character goes through the same thing you have before because it gives you something to relate to and see in them when you cant see things in yourself 🤔 um . I love my wife guys yaaaaaaaaaaaaay ! 😁
honestly i have WAYYYY more to write about him but i cant like. Get It On Paper (or i guess On Screen?) bc its just like. Damn Bruh thats ! wife! yeas! BRUH I HAD TO REMOVE THE TEXT SHADOW BC IT SHOWED THROUGH THE SPOILER............ idc man whatever bro . WHATEVER MAN WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!

03 Mar 2025: are you fucking Serious man.

randys section i havent made a divider for him yet

26 Jan 2025: hey....... just played dialtown on call with fool #win um !!!!!! shout out to my bitch wife i love this guy bro we can be like . homelessduo idk i was homeless for a while but then i got ON THAT GRIIIIIND (i didnt do shit i was 14) ! there is genuinely no other way i can think of to describe this man other than "bitch wife" its crazy dude . i wanna make him a stay at home mother and control his (very little) finances

24 Feb 2025: honestly i have nothing to say about randy rn but i wanted to say hi to the person who messaged my atabook HALLO!!! um ok i need an actual like . Log here uh OH OH OH i saw this artist who drew ship art of randy and roger and i tweaked out a little bit (pos) ILL SHOW IT LATER I CANT GET IT WITHOUT MY PHONE TRUST FOR ILL ADD IMAGES TODAY.... oh wait do u think WAIT ILL MAKE POLL ok i made a poll #ohwin

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Pub: 23 Oct 2021 12:44 UTC
Edit: 03 Mar 2025 14:20 UTC
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