Welcome

Hello. I make cards once a month and sometimes try into effortposting.

About me

Who the fuck cares. I make cards once a month in between heavy wageslaving. I hate my fucking life.
If you have anything to say or ask or just shoot the shit -> [email protected]

Cards

Full list of what I've released so far. It ain't much, I haven't worked on padding my resume admittedly.

Pic Name Description Catbox
Qiqi Everyone's favorite emotionless jiang-shi. May contain trace amounts of headcanon. Catbox links in progress...
Lifeguard Yuze A cheerful succubus lifeguard overseeing a beach in Heavenhold. Save or get saved from drowning, practice CPR on your partner or just sunbathe for the fuck of it. WIP
Eliezer Yudkowsky An autistic debate card for the rationalist heresiarch, final boss of AI ethics. Based on true-ish events. WIP
Nahida The Cu...rious Archon, God of Wisdom, Dendro Supremacy, etc. Receive her wisdom and be annoyed by a flood of metaphors and ✧quirky mannerisms✧. WIP
Chrono Ark A horror-esque adventure in a corrupted virtual fairground. See below for more information. WIP
Lila Decyrus The enigmatic centuries-old titty monster of Atelier Ryza fame, shunning the company of humans and working as a reclusive mercenary. Her unwieldy clawed hands frustrate her at every turn. WIP
Ichiban Kasuga Based schizo retard from the Like a Dragon series. Includes dynamic definitions and a JRPG schizophrenia mechanic! Read the card description. WIP
Ichika Kasuga Genderbent fork of Ichiban (with minor adjustments like ex-yakuza -> former delinquent) to avoid association with the malebot cabal. Kudos to victsex for the pic, R63 Ichiban art doesn't fucking exist apparently. WIP
Android mk.99 The laziest combat android on Heavenhold. Unfortunately, also the only combat android on Heavenhold. (featuring NEET fairy and cute lolidroid from the Guardian Tales series) WIP
Charon Cute and cheerful dark priestess with a soul-stealing thurible and a serious case of chuunibyou. Originally part of Chrono Ark, made into a standalone card by popular demand. WIP
Reisalin Stout Best girl and titular heh character of Atelier Ryza, the thicc tomboy gf of your dreams whose looks don't compromise her smarts (most of the time). Includes half-broken alchemy mechanic! WIP
Summer Twilight A scenario card with multiple characters inside an animesque "beach episode" setting. A simple and more coom-oriented lighthearted take on Chrono Ark, inspired by the based swimsuit DLC (yes, it exists). See below for more information. WIP
Sigewinne Cute dumb(?) slug, melusine head nurse of Fontaine's infamous prison with a skewed perception of humans. May contain trace amounts of headcanon. Includes Meropide lorebook (locations, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Rizzley, etc). Do NOT fug the slug. WIP

Chrono Ark: Summer Twilight

A smol scenario card based on the cultured DLC to the game, placing (You) into a virtual paradise resort for some simple coom summer fun, with anything you can think of provided easily at the local store. For your convenience, the Beach is also totally isolated from outside, (You) and your companion have no idea how you got here, and the "hostess" is an unhinged bpdemon who will burn down the entire beach unless restrained.
Have fun~

As is tradition, the card is meant to be played alongside companion characters. No summon command bullshit this time - instead the characters are split into 8 greetings, each introducing one. The lorebook is built so that you may randomly encounter another character in addition to the first; the "hostess" herself can also unceremoniously peek in at any time. Especially if you're trying to escape.
No gimmicks this time as well, this is a simple scenario card and I want as little bloat as possible to get in the way of coom fun. Please appreciate the effort that went into restraining my autism from writing dumb mechanics again.

List of Summer Twilight characters:

Pic Name Short description Padding (seriously why the fuck are images so huge otherwise)
Lucy Obligatory loli (also actually the protagonist). An emotionless kuudere husk of a young blonde girl, desensitized by the chains of command and the burden of expectations back at the Ark. Dead-set on Having Fun™, if only she knew how. Yes, that is a cock-shaped popsicle. Official art btw.
Azar Leader of the Investigation Team and all-around affable, dependable guy. Completely dead inside in spite of it, arguably more than even Lucy. Has shonen powers impressive programming skills, handy to have inside a simulation.
Pressel Supportive mommy priestess with two very notable features (now 80% less clothed). Religious and sometimes even zealous, but otherwise eminently calm, composed and ever-supportive. Nevermind the baseball bat holy scepter, it's only for smashing watermelons - after all, you're not an evil person, right anon...?
Trisha Token choco woman. I can write here how she's actually a scout/assassin, pretty chill and doesn't even like attention (imagine hiding this caliber of bombshell body lmao), I know all I you see is choco woman. Bon appetit.
Huz Literal vtuber with a bunny motif (canon btw), exploring the Beach in the name of content. Do not give her anything remotely similar to a whip. High headcanon levels, I actually downplayed the (also canon btw) S side because I know that's all Claude will see.
Charon The 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘 herself (forma de sexo), now exposed in all her gothic lolita glory. Chuuni tendencies carefully preserved.
Annie Classic dumb(?) busty blonde, entirely unbothered by being trapped on the Beach and content to fuck around (finding out optional). Moderate headcanon levels. Guest character, not originally in the DLC but she's sex and based modders drew a sprite anyway.
Shiranui SEXO INCARNATE The hostess bpdemon in question, presiding over the Twilight Beach. Actually a cutie and a big softie beneath the massive milkers, only using her impressive powers for entertainment - at least when she isn't busy being driven insane by strange power limiters all around the Beach. Surely (You) can fix her. (Gee Shiranui, how come based gooks let you have TWO images?)
Popcorn Girl ???

Chrono Ark: Twisted Wonderland

Chrono Ark is my kind-of magnum opus, a big adventure card based on the namesake game (play it, it's really good!) that places you into a horror-esque virtual world in search of a Time Shade to restore the Twisted Wonderland, overtaken by corrupted circus performers and the sinister Pharos cult.
It works on GPT-4, Furbo and Claude. Claude often struggles with stats and heaps of instructions but compensates with a crisper focus on the horror-esque style Claude 3 (both Sonnet and Opus) can now keep up with instructions much better while preserving the horror-esque vibe and is highly advised for a playthrough. Some swiping may be required.
Big thanks to a thread anon who I'm pretty sure was knickknack (apparently not, leaving it in as an #ad) for spoonfeeding me lorebook magic when I was making this.

The card is open-ended and intended to be played alongside 1-2 companion characters, all of which are defined in the lorebook.
Each character is pretty much a miniature sub-card in itself - each is fully fleshed out, comes with their own gimmicks, and "weighs" 600-1000 tokens in total (more with intros, although intros fade out of context quickly).
If you plan to take more than one character, I highly advise to increase your Context % setting for lorebooks to at least 40%.

Random events

The card contains events and combat encounters that trigger on a semi-random basis. If you feel like they fire too often, probabilities can be adjusted as necessary by searching for LB entries marked as RANDOM EVENT/RANDOM ENCOUNTER and editing the Probability field.

To start, type in (not copypaste! this is actually important!) a summon command at the start of the chat to have them join the party - e.g. type charon() in your first message to pick Charon as a companion for this playthrough. The å̸͓͈̉l̷̼͔̆͝m̴̢̨̗̼͈͠o̴̲̠̘̖͌̽̓͜ś̸̠̈́̌̀̎t̶͉͌ full list of commands is listed in the greeting.
A summon command calls up a pre-defined "intro" for the character and introduces them into the context; from then on the character is handled by another entry containing their actual defs, which should remain constantly active throughout the chat.

summon() commands

If summon commands like chain() don't seem to work for you, check the following:

  1. you type the command by hand - this is important because of a dumb workaround I use in the greeting, some letters are Cyrillic and will not trigger the intro if you copypaste them
  2. your global lorebook settings have "Match Whole Words" turned OFF. I updated the lorebook to override global values for summon commands, so this shouldn't be an issue anymore, but just in case.

I tried translating the cast's in-game passives to the chat medium as autistically faithfully as possible, making up headcanon otherwise.

Currently playable characters:

Pic Name Summon Short desc Passive/Gimmick
Miss Chain chain() Ditzy blonde pyromaniac with an oral fixation and a monstrous flamethrower-cum-chainsaw ❤️‍🔥PYRO-VISION - Cuts herself off from the outside world and plunges into a fiery la-la-land
Hein hein() Typical edgelord Dangerous killer with a tenuous grasp on sanity and a deep hatred for the Pharos cult 👁️‍🗨️DETECT WEAKNESS - In combat, a separate text block highlights enemy weaknesses
Pressel pressel() Supportive mommy priestess with two very notable features, wielding healing magic and definitely-not-a-baseball-bat PROPHECY - A separate text block foreshadows events in the immediate future
Momori momori() Slutty, vitriolic kusogaki with a big hammer and a bigger attitude. Openly masochistic INNER☆DESIRE - Party status also tracks Momori's current ♡pain levels♡ as she grows progressively unhinged
Charon charon() Shy dork dark priestess with a severe case of chuunibyou. Incredibly fond of her soul-stealing powers EVIL PHANTASM - Steals soul fragments to summon 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 of her victims under her command
Narhan narhan() Imposing psychometrist researching the Twisted Land. A skilled "rational" psychic and hypnotist, mildly autistic PSYCHOMETRY ◎◎ - A separate text block shows Narhan's attempts at predicting an enemy's or {{user}}'s actions
Lucy lucy() Ordinary emotionless young girl with d̙̾͜e̜̓͝f̄ḯ̠͈n̔́̓itè̘ͅl̵͌ÿ̟̙́ nͤŏ̟t̓h͈ͩi͈n͎̓g̈́ ų̹̦̠̓ͨ̃̾̂͐n̛̿ư̸̛͎̪̰͔̝̣͋͆ͭ̇̈͛̎̓̑̉̀͠͞͞s͓ụ̰̋à̻̭̘̫ͣ́̈ͣ̔̒ͫ̈́̅l̔̀͗͡ a̡̓̄bo̫̟͒u͌t̖͝ hͪe̞̜ͦr̮ D̴̦̂̒E̵̜̫̾C̶͍̙̎̓K̷͚̦̉̄B̸͓̔͛U̴͓̿I̵͍͕̍L̸̩̏̈D̵̲̦͘I̶̫̖̚N̸̺̈́G̴̻̅͛ - Lucy can't fight directly and instead uses s̵̢̍t̸̼́r̶̭̚ǎ̶̻ṉ̷͝g̸͇͌e̶̘̚ ̵̤͛c̷͇͝a̸̻̐ř̸̡d̸͉̐ş̵́ with a wide variety of effects
Helia & Selena astro() Inseparable twins: a hot, bratty and impulsive sorceress of the Sun & a chill, demure and retarded slow-witted enchantress of the Moon LIFE LINK - The twins are interlinked and anything one feels will also be felt by the other
Leryn leryn() Friendly, nerdy junior researcher of the Ark Project who has partly regained self-awareness. (NEW) Has interactions with most other characters METACOGNITION - A separate text block presents the self-aware Leryn's inner thoughts and memories of the Ark Project
Silverstein Ë̵͖̟͠R̷̢̒R̸̫̆̇Ơ̶̱̖Ř̶͈̎͜ A gruff, no-nonsense gunman. Unlike his cowboy fellows, he managed to hold on to most of his sanity. Does not enjoy violence, but will engage in it if necessary. L̶̟̬͐͊͜o̷̩̤͙͐̍͡o̼͇̺̭ͣ̈k̠ͮ͠ f͎o̘r v̷̥͙en̥̏̎̆d͝i̷͉nͯͬg̯ͪ̚ m̬̱ͥ̄̌̿ͩȧ̻ͫc̴͙̐͒͠h͇̲̳ͯ̓i̢͈̳͓̒̐n͕̪̬͗ͨ̔͘e̲̗͚̦͒͒͝ș̿ a̳̖ͩ̒͒͐̂r̤͍̍́̅̕͞ȏuͫ͘̚n̲͙͕̩̠̓d̖̙ th̷̼̯͓̪ͩe̻͑ͤ W̹̮̋o̼̱ͩ̈nͫd̲̠e̿̆̎r̒̃̋ͨ̌ͮͅļ̷̛̍́̀a̶̬͍̻n͌ͪͦ̚͠d̵̦̔ͣ̃͘͝ ERROR 738: cannot execute summon command (reason: Entity "silverstein" outside coverage area)
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Pub: 16 Jan 2024 13:49 UTC
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