Tool Masterlist

Tools are items you can buy in the shop. There are currently 14 of them. If the effect is not listed, nothing happens to the player when the item is used.


Cheezburger

can i haz cheezburger plz?

  • price: 25 coins
  • effect: N/A

Voicelines

  • can i haz cheezburger plz?
  • mmm cheezburger

Squishy

squishy fella.. very squishy squish guy.

  • price: 50 coins
  • effect: glows when squished

Miscellaneous

  • It originally did not glow when being squished.

Fizz Up!

The radical awesome drink with absolutely zero side effects! B)

  • price: 50 coins
  • effect: makes you jump (can be stacked to make a double jump; doesn't override floors that disable jumping)

Miscellaneous

  • It used to be in a can, which was eventually replaced with a glass bottle.
  • According to yeucc, it tastes like electrified strawberry soda.

Cheese

FUNNY

  • price: 75 coins
  • effect: N/A

Voiceline

  • Sometimes I dream about cheese.

Blogsy

Contraband; this neon pink liquid is banned in most countries!

  • price: 125 coins
  • effect: makes the player hallucinate, recovers 40 health

Hallucinations

Both last for about 15-20 seconds, making intermissions the most optimal time for usage. Both effects have a random chance of playing.

  • The first effect causes the camera to zoom in, and the hue shifts in the opposite direction (i.e. the elevator now appears to be blue). A random combination of characters is heard in the background before the player regains all senses.
  • The second effect, added as of July 4, causes the colors to fade in and out, also applying the same hueshift as above. There is also a soundtrack for this one. After a while, the player regains all senses. (Note: I don't recommend using this item if you're sensitive to flashing lights! The frequency of the colors fading in and out in this effect is intentionally slow, but it is still possible to feel uncomfortable. Stay safe!)

Miscellaneous

  • Like Fizz Up!, it used to be in a can, though it was eventually replaced with a plastic cup. It also used to deal at least 20 damage.
    • According to the lid on the cup, it can't be recycled.

Red Teddy

If the earth is round, why ain't the ball go nowhere?

  • price: 150 coins
  • effect: N/A

Voicelines

  • DON'T touch me!
  • Go eat an anvil.
  • I HATE YOU!
  • I have a knuckle sandwich with your name on it.
  • I want you to eat an anvil.
  • I'm full of hate.
  • I'm so hate-filled right now.
  • You disgust me.
  • You're mentally ill.
  • Your oven's on. You left your oven on.
  • *inhales* You should burn.

Groan Tube

uaaa auuu

  • price: 150 coins
  • effect: N/A

ifone

🤩 fre ifon

  • price: 175 coins
  • effect: changes the view to selfie mode, can be used to "take selfies", has a chance of jumpscaring the player (note: the selfies come with a flash, dont click too frequently if youre not comfortable with flashing lights)

Petal Cone

Be a flower person

  • price: 180 coins
  • effect: N/A

Scope

🔭

  • price: 200 coins
  • effect: zooms in

Spray Bottle

Works as good snowball repellent. Please stop harassing the employees with this!

  • price: 200 coins
  • effect: causes NPCs and other players to gain droplets for approximately 15 seconds, can be used to bother certain NPCs

Jerm Pop

This is absolutely not FDA approved!

  • price: 200 coins
  • effect: adds 20 health (making your max go from 100 to 120), causes an addiction, has a random chance of killing the player

Miscellaneous

  • In older versions, Jerm Pop used to have a different appearance. It also used to deal approximately 20 damage and kill much faster.

Wet Cement

yurmy ^u^

  • price: 200 coins
  • effect: turns the player into concrete, recovers 5 health

Miscellaneous

  • In older versions, if you were to put away Wet Cement after drinking it, you wouldn't turn into concrete.

Snowball

Chilled agony in ball form.

  • price: 300 coins
  • effect: deals 2 damage, can be used to bother certain NPCs

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Pub: 15 Sep 2023 14:46 UTC
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